what kind of a man are you?

Recently (23 minutes ago), i was at the store when i came across the Cup-O-Noodles, a delcious snack no matter the occasion. But, things get a little out of hand at this point.....u see, to the left of these great american lunch noodles i saw something eerily similar called "instant lunch". Then, almost as soon as i saw the product i noticed....only 10 cents a cup. I was thinking of calling Mr Cup-o-noodles to let him know that someone was ripping off his product....but then, selfishly, i started thinking of the savings. The Cup-o-noodlez price suddenly seemed outragous at 14 cents a cup. What was a bargain yesterday had quickly become the sole means of my being in the poor house. granted, i only eat cup-o-noodlez about twice a month....but i figured if i started eating these cupped lunches more frequently and went with the "instant lunch"...i could be saving myself a bundle by the end of the year. I send off this report knowing there will be great backlash from the ladies that desire a more carefree and dangerous man, a cup-o-noodles man, if u will. But i find myself, on this day, to be a more fiscally responsible man. Im an instant lunch man and proud of it. kinda. there comes a time when u have to make a choice....do i want the one night stand kinda ladies or do i want someone to settle down with....i think today, at 9:02am, in my local Giant food warehouse, i made my decision.

pretty funny...i cant wait until the wanna-be mods tell you wrong forum

personally, i'm a ramen noodles kind of man, because i'm in it for the value. why buy 1 instant lunch, when i can buy whole pack of ramen noodles for less the price? basically, it boils down to me saying, i'd rather bang 5 chicks that are a 5 on the 1-10 scale, rather than 1 girl who is a 7.

Ah, well they can just throw this in the forum up top, thats where i should have posted it.

i can see where you are going with the ramen noodles,sound thinking. you are a man ahead of your time it seems. so much more enjoyment on your investment.