Some Lady called me pervert earlier today, so I called her a whore...

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If this is meant for the rubber room, than so be it, but hoping to get some replies in the mean time...

I was walking home from the gym today, pretty jacked up, enjoying the beautiful weather...my normal route takes me past a small shopping mall which houses a tanning salon...As I was approaching the salon store front, out walks a HOT AS HELL 23 or so blonde...huge fake teets, gorgeous tan, and an all out incredible body. Before I could get my facuties about me I tilted down my sunglasses and said, "Wow, nice tan!!"

This chick was probablly a stripper, she was wearing a grey sports bra, totally popping out of it, and tiny little grey gym shorts, and flip flops. The wrds no sooner left my mouth when she replied, "You pervert!!" So, the gentleman I am replied,"Screw you whore."

This little girl got up in my face cursing me out to holy hell...I took out my mace and told her I would mace her if she didnt get out of my face...the whole thing blew over, lots of onlookers, the whole bit....I just ended up walking away as she cursed me...

Jeez, you cant even talk to ppl anymore, but I really dont think my comment was offensive or anything...was I wrong? I guess I could have refrained from the "whore" comment, but imo, she deserved it!!
 

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Sounds to me like she was too good for you. Just ask her.
 

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Well, yes, she was acting as if she was gonna hit me. Let me put it this way, if it was a guy, I would have slugged him...but then again I wouldnt have told him he has a nice tan!!
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You really threatened to mace her?
 
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You must have hit a nerve, meaning she wouldn't have responded like that if she knew she wasn't one. btw good to hear from ya Maxxx!

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u were gonna mace a girl dude?

what kind of man are u?

use a stun gun on them or the yellow pages.
 

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Wait. Are you a girl? Why do you carry mace?
 

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:lolBIG: ...yes, I actually was gonna mace her...I am from Philly, and have been in alot of situations where girls are just as aggressive as men, sometimes more so...not saying I walk around trying to start shit with women, but sometimes....I feel like they want to fight...honestly!!
 

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yes, I do carry mace....have you ever been maced? I have it on my key chain, I have used it on ppl a few times in my life, it is a very quick and for the most part, non violent way to solve disputes!! i will happily mace any of you tough guys if you would like...but the mace thing is really not the point of this thread...the point is, do you take shit from women who get in yuour face, and how you would have handled this situation? Jeez, you guys are tough!!
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Wait. Are you a girl? Why do you carry mace?
 

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the mace is away my man, and that is the third time you have commented avbout it, I get the point from you!!
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BSM...

put away the mace man...

u are losing face fast...
 

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BSM....I have been maced....

let me tell u something....after 2 bottles of mad dog....mace is only gonna piss me off more

very funny posts btw...very funny
 

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this kind of behavior im sure attracts the honeys no doubt
 
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BigshottMaxxx what is up my man? Hey let me know something? She
called you a pervert because you were checking her out??
 

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Your comment was justified. I would of maced the whore too. I would of then pulled out my pocket knife and drained her fake boobs back to "A" cup.
 

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My thoughts exactly!! Keed in mind folks, this is free amusement...glad I could brighten your day..:realtongu
Fighting_Irishman said:
Nothing says "I Love You" like some good Mace To The Face.

:toast:

FI
 

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