Lets have a thread about "that guy". You know the guy you can't stand. The guy that stares at the display on the cash register in the grocery store begging them to ring something up wrong so he can get that item free. Then after the cashier finishs ringing everything up, he then decides to pull out his wallet, like it just hit him, at some point he had to realize he was going to have to pay for the shit. Why not go ahead and have your money ready instead of making everyone wait 2 more min on your dumb ass to write a check. God forbid you get a debit card or carry a little cash on you. Then theres these low-life self center MF's that talk on their cell phone in public. Dude we can all hear you, and we don't give a shit how stoned you got last night and how you almost got into a fight with 3 army dudes. Just STFU before someone has to pull your new RAZOR from your colon. And then there is my least favorite person of all, The person at line at the Mcdonalds staring at the menu like its written in vietnamease. Its basically the same shit they have had the last 20 or 30 years except for the 14 different chicken sandwichs they have. Make a decision already, some people want to eat some time today.
whatever you do, don't ever order something at the drive thur and then when you pull around try and add something to it. They will lose their mind, they usually have to call 3 people to try and get it right. Most times they just give it to you free with out adding to the order.
Good topic...
people who hog machines at the gym
people who have to check 5 atm card's balances at the atm machine and do not take money out on any of the cards
cabbies who stop on a dime in traffic and hold up an entire lane
loud, drunk american chicks who think they are the shit
construction workers who do all of their heavy pounding work first thing in the morning so that I can wake up 7 days a week at 7am.
the owner of a loud barking dog that disturbs the entire neighborhood.
those with very bad grammer.
poeple who are slow getting on and off a plane.
people who bath in nasty strong smelling perfume
steve bartman.
I'll think of more later
Sol II
people who hog machines at the gym
people who have to check 5 atm card's balances at the atm machine and do not take money out on any of the cards
cabbies who stop on a dime in traffic and hold up an entire lane
loud, drunk american chicks who think they are the shit
construction workers who do all of their heavy pounding work first thing in the morning so that I can wake up 7 days a week at 7am.
the owner of a loud barking dog that disturbs the entire neighborhood.
those with very bad grammer.
poeple who are slow getting on and off a plane.
people who bath in nasty strong smelling perfume
steve bartman.
I'll think of more later
Sol II
I can bitch as much as the next guy, but there is only one thing that really irks me almost to the point of serious confrontation. This is most likely to occur at my local post office.
I am approaching a store with double glass doors-one for entering and one for exiting. As I pull open the right door to enter, out of nowhere some asshole attempts to sneak out my door before I can enter. Hey dipshit, I didn't open the door for your lazy ass. Go out your own door!
Solution. If I see one of these low-lifes loitering and waiting to make an exit scam, I open the door while stading to the left of said door thus blocking any attempt to exit on my dime. Some don't notice and still try to go until I am up in their grill and staring hard while clenching my fists. It's a good time.
I am approaching a store with double glass doors-one for entering and one for exiting. As I pull open the right door to enter, out of nowhere some asshole attempts to sneak out my door before I can enter. Hey dipshit, I didn't open the door for your lazy ass. Go out your own door!
Solution. If I see one of these low-lifes loitering and waiting to make an exit scam, I open the door while stading to the left of said door thus blocking any attempt to exit on my dime. Some don't notice and still try to go until I am up in their grill and staring hard while clenching my fists. It's a good time.
Presto said:
Wow, I know what you are talking about and that doesn't bother me at all. Funny how some stuff bothers certain people but not others.
How bout these fucks at the gas station who buy like 73 different lottery tickets? That is enough to make anyone in a hurry consider homicide. I am always imagining the squalor in which they live, their kids probably have tennis shoes that are falling apart and they are eating hamburger helper for dinner. Hey dumb shit, go spend that money on your family.
Drives me insane.
:missingte :grandmaisSo you and your girl meet another couple for dinner and the other two just want to talk all damn night and not bother looking at the menu. I'm fricking starving and finally we order at my insistance and all of a sudden the other couple is like where the hell is our food? Gee we ordered 5 minutes ago since you fukkers would not shut up and decide what you wanted. Order first and talk all damn night later while our food is cooking!
