Are these the next "massage parlors"?

HinesWard86 · Jul 10, 2006

www.caddychicks.com

With these girls charging $75 an hour, they better do a helluva lot more than just caddy. I'm quite sure they do, anyone gonna pony up the cash and find out?

Aristotle · Jul 10, 2006

I'm sure in most cases terms are "negotiable."

:money8:

kingbill · Jul 10, 2006

Round of golf is about 5 hours, it only works out to $15 an hour,
I would make her find my balls...when ever I couldn't find my balls.

charleslanger · Jul 10, 2006

Very sly..it's very likely an escort service.

And you will have to shell out extra for any extra-curricular activities.

The girl likely splits the fee in half w/ the outfit, so you are only paying for her time, nothing else.

RobFunk · Jul 10, 2006

Hmm check out this one in my area

http://www.caddychicks.com/caddyProfile/087C902FX83/7079.aspx

I got a feeling the type of bag she is used to dealing with is not full of golf clubs

THawk+ · Jul 10, 2006

Unless they are blowing me they are no use to me on the golf course...

The_Man · Jul 10, 2006

Chicks running around the courses topples and/or naked being flirty and fun and acting a fool. Get a tity dancer to cuff your joint for same prices or less.

BoratSagdiyev · Jul 10, 2006

Wow. She wasnt too shabby eh Rob? Lets play a round. I'll pick you up at 8:00. Its going to be pretty awkward for them since most men, me included, will naturally think that included in this price is the ability to make romance inside them at some point at the course. It is included right? What a brilliant idea. That is 9 times the price of highest paid prostitute in all Kazakhstan.

RobFunk said:
Hmm check out this one in my area

http://www.caddychicks.com/caddyProfile/087C902FX83/7079.aspx

I got a feeling the type of bag she is used to dealing with is not full of golf clubs

Dante · Jul 10, 2006

Aristotle said:
I'm sure in most cases terms are "negotiable."

:money8:

I would tend to agree

uppy:

ZZZSpeedster · Jul 10, 2006

I agree 100%
Look at this chick near me

You're trying to tell me she wants to just be my gold caddy, and she's posting these kind of pics?

She only wants $20 per hour!

This one wants to be my caddy for $10 an hour!

Check this one out...She wants to pose like this just to be my caddy! $18 an hour!!!

ZZZSpeedster · Jul 10, 2006

The funniest thing is I can't find one girl who poses with golf clubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at this description:

Classy. Can handle myself well in any environment.Conversation comes easy to me. Friendly and fun. Good listener.I am available to work throughout the Central/South Florida area, preference being Orlando In addition,

I will travel nationally all expenses paid with sufficient notice.

Fees negotiable may be depending on assignment.

She will travel anywhere in the country......JUST TO BE MY CADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somebodies gotta try this!

WorldNumberOne · Jul 10, 2006

ZZZSpeedster said:
The funniest thing is I can't find one girl who poses with golf clubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that's because if all goes well , they will be playing with your club and not their own...

my area has 3 of these chicks .. not bad looking i must say..

HinesWard86 · Jul 10, 2006

Here guys this is the main one I was talking about:

http://www.caddychicks.com/caddyProfile/170A5628XF4.aspx

Hmmmmm she lives in Las Vegas and costs $75 an hour, the only person that couldn't put this together is Marcia Clark

D2bets · Jul 10, 2006

HinesWard86 said:
Here guys this is the main one I was talking about:

http://www.caddychicks.com/caddyProfile/170A5628XF4.aspx

Hmmmmm she lives in Las Vegas and costs $75 an hour, the only person that couldn't put this together is Marcia Clark

She prefers to RIDE.

ope:

DELSOLII · Jul 10, 2006

she must bend over to place the ball on my tee on every hole.

clean my clubs after every shot (running joke)

finally, pull the stick out on every green.

Sol II

Tulsa · Jul 10, 2006

Now...here is what I think would be funny as shiiit!! Hire one of them...the very best you can find. Then make her carry your clubs on the course for say, 27 holes (walk the course.) Pay her fee and tip her $15 at the end and say, "See ya later!"

I think that would be so funny!! But, that's just me. tulsa

oh yeah...the whole time...the entire time, have her give you advice on club and swing....LOL!

JudgeWapner · Jul 10, 2006

Sure they are pretty, but can they read a green?

newton0038 · Jul 10, 2006

HinesWard86 said:
Here guys this is the main one I was talking about:

http://www.caddychicks.com/caddyProfile/170A5628XF4.aspx

Hmmmmm she lives in Las Vegas and costs $75 an hour, the only person that couldn't put this together is Marcia Clark

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ZZZSpeedster · Jul 10, 2006

Tulsa said:
Now...here is what I think would be funny as shiiit!! Hire one of them...the very best you can find. Then make her carry your clubs on the course for say, 27 holes (walk the course.) Pay her fee and tip her $15 at the end and say, "See ya later!"

I think that would be so funny!! But, that's just me. tulsa

oh yeah...the whole time...the entire time, have her give you advice on club and swing....LOL!

This is the funniest thing ever

The best is if it really were JUST a caddy service....and every time someone signs up thinking its more....the girl slaps them

These girls must hear every line in the book...some near homeless guy dresses in his one nice outfit, rents some golf clubs....gets this girl and tells her he is a doctor and has 5 yachts, etc.

hahahahah

JudgeWapner · Jul 10, 2006

ZZZ, it probably is.

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