The GREATEST thing thats EVER happend with your PET<<<<<<<<<

tatehill2000 · Jul 14, 2006

my question is this,,,,, have you taught your DOG to geta BEER fromt he fridge>>???

have you taught your BIRD to get your mail from your mail box?

lol,,,,, I just realized something really awesome with my fish,,,,, I successfully Bred Panda corydoras,,, I didnt even realize it,,,, man,,, I am so dam Jazzed,,,,,,

ok,,, my Fish are not quite capable of getting me a beer lol,,,, Im just seriously excited,,,
tater ,

Dubpoet · Jul 14, 2006

OK I'm not a pet dork but, My cat who is stayed with mom when I moved out was like a dog. We got him some golf ball sized nerf like soft spongy balls and he loved them. I would throw them out of my room onto the stairs and they often went down and around to the kitchen. Well, he would roll out after a throw and scamper all around after it like a toal nut. The cool thing was he would bring it back in his mouth panting from running around and jump up on my chest and drop the ball back to me for another throw. I mean some nights I could not sleep with him running this game all night. First thing in the morning, I wake and he's ready to play. I have never seen a cat fetch and play like that. It was cool to me. Very Cool.

Dubpoet · Jul 14, 2006

Damn I cant type but. Here to you Little Sqeaker! I miss you.

PatPatriot · Jul 14, 2006

lol,,,,, I just realized something really awesome with my fish,,,,, I successfully Bred Panda corydoras,,, I didnt even realize it,,,, man,,, I am so dam Jazzed,,,,,,

You should have used a rubber.:realtongu

WorldNumberOne · Jul 14, 2006

Pat Patriot said:
You should have used a rubber.:realtongu

they dont make rubbers that small ...

tate must have the smallest penis of anyone at the rx...

fishfucker.....

WVU · Jul 14, 2006

Do fish Pee?

Kruser6 · Jul 14, 2006

My dog is hunting dog and she has retrieved well over 1000 mallards in her lifetime. She is a pure magician when she is swimming after a bird. When it goes into the grass she almost always finds it no matter how long it takes. . Working back and forth until she picks up scent. Truely, watching her work in the water is probably the best part for me when I hunt.

- Oh, and yes she can fetch beers out of the fridge. The only thing is once I tell her to get one it isn't long before I have all 24 beers sitting on the table in front of me because she just keeps on going and getting them.

catsfan · Jul 14, 2006

We had a cat that used to answer the phone all the time. Somrtimes friends would call and if the answering machine came on they would call for the cat. He could hear the message and he would knock the phone off the hook and start meowing into it. It was pretty cool. It got t o be a pain in the ass after a while because he would knock the phone off the hook if we weren't there and then the line would be busy the rest of the day. We eneded up removing that phone.

WorldNumberOne · Jul 14, 2006

my dog licked his balls for 14 straight hours ...

they must have tasted wonderful.....

ThePig+ · Jul 16, 2006

Kruser6 said:
My dog is hunting dog and she has retrieved well over 1000 mallards in her lifetime. She is a pure magician when she is swimming after a bird. When it goes into the grass she almost always finds it no matter how long it takes. . Working back and forth until she picks up scent. Truely, watching her work in the water is probably the best part for me when I hunt.

- Oh, and yes she can fetch beers out of the fridge. The only thing is once I tell her to get one it isn't long before I have all 24 beers sitting on the table in front of me because she just keeps on going and getting them.

Youre an idiot...and from what i can glean from your threads...youre a big loser!:finger:

shiz · Jul 16, 2006

An old co-worker of mine used to have a dog who used to be able to add, subtract, mulitiply, divide and do square roots.

If I didn't see it with my own two eyes...I wouldn't of believed it. On a Friday afternoon, our local news came to our office and did a story on the dog.

Arodd · Jul 16, 2006

Kruser6 said:
My dog is hunting dog and she has retrieved well over 1000 mallards in her lifetime. She is a pure magician when she is swimming after a bird. When it goes into the grass she almost always finds it no matter how long it takes. . Working back and forth until she picks up scent. Truely, watching her work in the water is probably the best part for me when I hunt.

- Oh, and yes she can fetch beers out of the fridge. The only thing is once I tell her to get one it isn't long before I have all 24 beers sitting on the table in front of me because she just keeps on going and getting them.

shit just keep pounding this beers big man, that solves that problem, or have a couple friends pound them wiht you

tatehill2000 · Jul 16, 2006

lol,,,,, I didnt say I Bred "WITH" the Corydora ,,,lol,,

although I do Know what its like to bang a chick that lays there like a fish!! lol

if Only I could teach my fish to get me a beer,,, oh,,, and a Hummer with those Big lips,,, my life would be fulfilled,,, lolol

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