Holy shit - I just killed a snake in my apartment

HinesWard86 · Jul 21, 2006

Was on the bed watching TV with my door open when I see a motherfucking snake slither across the hallway, scared me to death. Motherfucker ran into the business end of my hockey stick then I wrist shot his severed body out the door.

Kruser6 · Jul 21, 2006

Now thats some crazy shit

Tulsa · Jul 21, 2006

LOL!

I wonder what kind of snake it was... tulsa

HinesWard86 · Jul 21, 2006

It was about a foot long black snake, definitely not poisonous but scared the shit outta me

JohnnyMac · Jul 21, 2006

I nominate this for Best Thread Title of the Year.

Paterno · Jul 21, 2006

I swear I thought that was slang for you catching some other guy with your lady. I would have never thought an actual snake...thats some crazy shit.

I am going to check my bed all weekend now for snakes bc I am one paranoid dude.

2PLAYSMAX · Jul 21, 2006

Usually the type of shit that happens when ur at the top of your buzz

Fishhead · Jul 21, 2006

Welcome to Florida

HinesWard86 · Jul 21, 2006

I don't even leave the door open, I have NO idea how a snake got in here. Absolutely unreal, back in Jacksonville used to have snakes crawl into my garage all the time but none EVER got into the house. Thank god I only have 10 more days on my lease.

viking611 · Jul 21, 2006

thought maybe you killed Bobby Bowden.

Fishhead · Jul 21, 2006

viking611 said:
thought maybe you killed Bobby Bowden.

:happyass:

SALTHEITAL · Jul 21, 2006

Great stocking-stuffer idea!

chips2424 · Jul 21, 2006

that would of scared the shit out of me to i hate snakes

JakeT. · Jul 21, 2006

SAL THE ITAL said:

If it makes ya feel better, I saw the biggest spider in my life in my garage today. He was huddled on some dog shit and I thought he was a giant turd at first. I went by the sucker and it ran away. Looked like a fuckin bird with eight legs.

Fishhead · Jul 21, 2006

jakethompson said:
If it makes ya feel better, I saw the biggest spider in my life in my garage today. He was huddled on some dog shit and I thought he was a giant turd at first. I went by the sucker and it ran away. Looked like a fuckin bird with eight legs.

On a related not, caught glimpse of a cockroach today the size of Rhode Island in my outdoor garbage area.

Again, welcome to Florida.

Dante · Jul 21, 2006

HinesWard86 said:
Was on the bed watching TV with my door open when I see a motherfucking snake slither across the hallway, scared me to death. Motherfucker ran into the business end of my hockey stick then I wrist shot his severed body out the door.

was it a GIANT PYTHON living in your toliet?

Fishhead · Jul 21, 2006

Dante said:
was it a GIANT PYTHON living in your toliet?

Dante, he stated it was a black snake that came through his door.

Wake-up dude.

quantumleap · Jul 21, 2006

Things like this is why it's nice to have dogs. That snake wouldn't have lasted a minute against my two dogs. They chased a chipmunk out of the house a couple years ago.

Dante · Jul 21, 2006

Fishhead said:
Dante, he stated it was a black snake that came through his door.

Wake-up dude.

thanks maybe I have had to many Diet DR Peppers :grandmais mr Fish face

jasin4000 · Jul 21, 2006

HinesWard86 said:
Was on the bed watching TV with my door open when I see a motherfucking snake slither across the hallway, scared me to death. Motherfucker ran into the business end of my hockey stick then I wrist shot his severed body out the door.

Dude, that is some FUNNY shit

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