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I'm glad this Forum has so many Doctorates and Masters as I've just had a big problem and waiting for the Ambulance to arrive. I feel OK at the moment but a quick call to My Daughter who is a Microbiologododgyiscoolgist said call an Ambulance immediately.

The problem was I was posting on here and the window was open because its so hot and loads of flies are coming through. so I got a spray to knock them out and give them big time , but one of these jikers took both barrelas and then went down my throat. I'm finfding it hard to btreath and my visiobs blurring, no bastard ion the house kids gome, misses out on the piss this isnt good wh ers amnbukance fuckm habe to gp outsice for sopme air
 

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CSI: London. Anyways, there are no less than 12 doctorates here we just had a poll on it. You will see his spelling gets worse as the post goes on, Winbet might be dead by now.
 

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winbet said:
I'm glad this Forum has so many Doctorates and Masters as I've just had a big problem and waiting for the Ambulance to arrive. I feel OK at the moment but a quick call to My Daughter who is a Microbiologododgyiscoolgist said call an Ambulance immediately.

The problem was I was posting on here and the window was open because its so hot and loads of flies are coming through. so I got a spray to knock them out and give them big time , but one of these jikers took both barrelas and then went down my throat. I'm finfding it hard to btreath and my visiobs blurring, no bastard ion the house kids gome, misses out on the piss this isnt good wh ers amnbukance fuckm habe to gp outsice for sopme air

hahahaha
 

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:lolBIG: Fucking Classic....... I knew that poll was going to be a little off as soon as I went in the thread. :puppy:

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You know damn right dude is an RX hardcore posting even when his life is on the line. :103631605
 

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Winbet:

What time of day is it in Holylake right now? Just checked tee times for tomorrow and want to know the time difference with PDT.
 

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I just want to see winbet post again, to make sure he is OK.
 
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Ted,
using emergency ward pc, +8 hrs, thanks for your concern. fuck these doctores they keep singong he swallowed a fly to catch a you knoe the somg.
tests show fly was carrynf noxouscgases and a neuw striin of DONMINUTSAGIN a rear virusd which only afects sports brttors. the symptomns are comntinul bleeding from off-shore acvcouvts and an inbability to bet winners.

Pleae look out as itsd very contagiouis :drink:
 

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glad to see you're ok :)

I'll be on the lookout for donminutsagin...thanks
 

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