My wife Tivo'd Dr. Phil for me

BadCo · Jul 27, 2006

About couples fighting and the part she saved for me was

He likes to gamble online it relaxes him.

Well she found the reciepts to there cashed out 401k and she's screaming where the fuck did $20,000 go and he tells me don't worry about it.

I was LMFAO and want to thank him for making me look like a champion husband as my wife brings the bank statment to me more than once in our marriage to point out to me I need to slow down whats this $500 blah blah

I said ya babe and you rag on me over 100's of dollars.....lol

I even said to my wife that I guess I'm a prince esp since there hasn;t been a bank staement with an offshore lately.

But I am starting to get the phone calls from these sportsbook and the offers are tempting,Bet Cris called last night.

BTW this guy on the show was hooked on poker online!

SkinsRaj28 · Jul 27, 2006

You need to smother your wife with a pillow tonight while she's asleep...remind her that you're the boss.

Or TiVo some porn for her and tell her she needs to pick up the slack in the bedroom.

Tulsa · Jul 27, 2006

If my wife ever TVO's Dr. Phil for me whatever my problems may be....

uh... not good. Dr. Phil is an idiot, frankly. Tough love is great and that is all he is...a teacher of tough love and facing up to self-responsibility.

BUT, as a psychologist, You cannot work with problems in 20 minutes or an hour and solve them. WE is too compticulated for that there.

DO THIS AND YOU WILL THANK ME: Get your wife The Making of Dr. Phil... a book for her birthday or upcoming holidays.... It will stop that shit cold. He is fairly exposed in this one. Good luck.

tulsa

WVU · Jul 27, 2006

SkinsRaj28 said:
You need to smother your wife with a pillow tonight while she's asleep...remind her that you're the boss.

Or TiVo some porn for her and tell her she needs to pick up the slack in the bedroom.

uppy:

funny post. hollar,...skeet

Tulsa · Jul 27, 2006

SkinsRaj28 said:
You need to smother your wife with a pillow tonight while she's asleep...remind her that you're the boss....

Oh my GOODNESS, I'M LAUGHING LOUD AND HARD!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I wet my pants......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news...I just spilled some beer in my lap.

I was writing my response when you posted yours and oh my.... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh.....shit. Funny stuff. tulsa

BadCo · Jul 27, 2006

Well heres a funny story sorta,speaking of porn.

Our kids are in L.A. visiting thier cousins,my brother and we went to the casino the other night had a few drinks lost money and she said lets just go home and watch some of our old movies we;ve had since my bachaleor party.

So I stopped and bought some playing cards and some Becks beer and we drank the beer fast so we'd be more buzzed.

The next day was looking in the fridge and I had bought non alchoholic beer................lol

Kinda like finding out the next day you clicked the wrong team huh?

TomBrady#1 · Jul 27, 2006

Another reason to have "fun" in Vegas. Go nuts. Can't wait.

TTinCO · Jul 27, 2006

SkinsRaj28 said:
Or TiVo some porn for her and tell her she needs to pick up the slack in the bedroom.

There's your winner :103631605

Journeyman · Jul 27, 2006

that guy looked like a total square...

SkinsRaj28 · Jul 27, 2006

ha thanks...I'm an idiot.

whalewager · Jul 27, 2006

raj is the funniest sob on this forum...that dry sense of humor is the shit.

i like boxslayer too....he is a funny sob and he doesnt even mean to be

SkinsRaj28 · Jul 27, 2006

There are plenty of funny motherfuckers on here...I'm just retarded and inappropriate, that's all. Thanks, though.

Box is definitely hilarious.

Arodd · Jul 27, 2006

funny and inappropriate is the best type of humor

Tulsa · Jul 27, 2006

You're no idiot and you know that. People trying to be funny sometimes piss everyone off and sometimes make everyone laugh. It is a hard line to hoe, but today, you made me cry with laughter.

Good show.

tulsa

Dubpoet · Jul 28, 2006

Tom Brady#1 said:
Another reason to have "fun" in Vegas. Go nuts. Can't wait.

Whats up patriots!

Dubpoet · Jul 28, 2006

Also let her know where the VW bus and the Pubic Zerconian came from!

charliepeete · Jul 28, 2006

SkinsRaj28 said:
You need to smother your wife with a pillow tonight while she's asleep...remind her that you're the boss.

Or TiVo some porn for her and tell her she needs to pick up the slack in the bedroom.

AFTER MY WIFE SAW YOUR POST SHE MAY NOT LET ME GO TO THE BASH AND PLAY WITH U BOYS...............:lolBIG:

uppy:

SkinsRaj28 · Jul 28, 2006

charliepeete said:
AFTER MY WIFE SAW YOUR POST SHE MAY NOT LET ME GO TO THE BASH AND PLAY WITH U BOYS...............:lolBIG: uppy:

I sincerely hope you knocked her the fuck out and teabagged her immediately after she said that. Defend your fellow poster. hahaha

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