How do I make a Neteller deposit when......

Frog1 · Aug 22, 2006

I have a personal problem. I cannot use a checking account with Neteller. I used to use their Bank of America method by depositing cash (real cash, not checks or credit cards) and that worked great, but they cancelled that method last November and I can't figure out how to get money to them. I can't use a credit card or the checking account because of the wife (don't rag on me about that--been married 38 years so I'm not going to f*&k that up). I used the bank transfer method last time and it was a huge hassle, plus the US bank that they have you transfer through tried to screw me out of some funds on a transaction that was supposed to be free. I am not talking about large sums, just $2,000-$3,000 at a time. Western Union is a pain in the ass and expensive. Do they have a way you can just send them the money? Maybe a cashiers check?

Any advice on this (besides gettting rid of the wife) will be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

sean1 · Aug 22, 2006

Why cant you open a bank account the wife does not know about?

When you open a bank account, the international wife notifying corporation doesn't run out and call your wife.

Open a new bank account. Put some cash in it. Wire it to Neteller.

-Sean

BadCo · Aug 22, 2006

Use a beard

Have a buddy deposit into your neteller account.

Recently a friend put money in my neteller so I would charge something on my CC for him,and of course being the degenerate I am instead of tranfering it to my checking I used it for funding a book!

kobefan08 · Aug 22, 2006

sean1 said:
When you open a bank account, the international wife notifying corporation doesn't run out and call your wife.

-Sean

classic

sean1 · Aug 22, 2006

Unfortunately, the international girls in my life notifying corporation seem to have girls in my life on speed dial.

Sometimes I even help them out when I call one of them up at 4AM and start my message with the wrong name - only to end up listening to it the next day! My last response was you're not my girlfriend and Vanessa is pretty close to Jessica.

-sean

Santo · Aug 22, 2006

That's never good ;o)

sean1 · Aug 22, 2006

I mean what else do you say - there's no apology that is gonna smooth that over, so why bother...
-Sean

Frog1 · Aug 22, 2006

Opening another bank account just creates mail that might be discovered. Thanks anyway.

cincy_ · Aug 22, 2006

Spend money on a mailbox at "Mailboxes etc"

Tell them you're going through a divorce so you need the mailbox and don't want them ever calling you at home (this is their major customer base, so they'll understand).

Then sign up for an account with a fake phone number and THAT address. Done.

mvbski · Aug 22, 2006

These prepaid cards work with Neteller

https://www.allaccessgift.com/gift/index.m

CapperKing · Aug 23, 2006

How would he withdraw with a prepaid giftvisacard?

5teamparlay · Aug 23, 2006

Simple solution: WIN$$$

I started putting in weekly deposits to my wife and I's checking account telling her it was winnings, all is well.

sean1 · Aug 23, 2006

Opening another bank account just creates mail that might be discovered. Thanks anyway.

This guy obviously does not want to gamble enough. If you can't figure out how to get around mail coming to your house (like putting any other address down at the bank!!! or using a bank that only sends E-statements) you don't deserve to lie to your wife.

-Sean

sean1 · Aug 23, 2006

Or better yet, how about grabbing that jar off the shelf, unscrewing the lid, and repossessing your balls?

"Hey wife - I'm gonna spend ____ gambling this football season since I made this money and want to do so."

-Sean

Frog1 · Aug 23, 2006

I really didn't post this question in order to get bashed. If you have something constructive to offer, thank you!

kobefan08 · Aug 23, 2006

sean1 said:
Or better yet, how about grabbing that jar off the shelf, unscrewing the lid, and repossessing your balls?

"Hey wife - I'm gonna spend ____ gambling this football season since I made this money and want to do so."

-Sean

you crack me up man

kobefan08 · Aug 23, 2006

Frog1 said:
I really didn't post this question in order to get bashed. If you have something constructive to offer, thank you!

what could be more constructive than telling u to open a new bank account without your wife knowing and not getting the statements sent to your house or the phone # to be your house #

WorldNumberOne · Aug 23, 2006

you been married 38 friggin years and still cant have an allowance ???

how is it a man married that long , cant say i am sending 2 grand offshore to have some fun with ??

come on .. man up and get in the game..

Cee · Aug 23, 2006

sean1 said:
Or better yet, how about grabbing that jar off the shelf, unscrewing the lid, and repossessing your balls?

"Hey wife - I'm gonna spend ____ gambling this football season since I made this money and want to do so."

-Sean

:missingte

TheCooler · Aug 23, 2006

Hey listen..go to the visa pre-paid website, find a location to buy one(i got mine at a supermarket) pay cash, now you have a visa debit/credit card that does not lead back to you. Since you already have a neteller account just deposit that way. But if you want to withdrawl your winnings and get cash you will have to get the neteller atm card which does have to be mailed somewhere, but not to your house.