This is days overdue, but unfortunately I've been somewhat busy the past few days. Been meaning to post something brief about my time at the Bash this past weekend. Honestly, everything is going to sound repetitive as shit because of other threads, but oh well.
Last year I attended the Bash, but really didn't know any posters that well...I had just started posting regularly a month or two prior to it, and hadn't interacted with anyone on the forum that much. Just a year later(a largely unproductive one filled with way too much free time, enabling me to post way too often), I feel like I have built much more comraderie with some posters on here. The Bash served as an opportunity to turn that comraderie into actual friendship. An opportunity that many posters seemed to take advantage of.
Just wanted to give a shout-out to the posters I met and hung out with last week. I'm 100% sure I'll forget someone, so I apologize in advance. Please don't be offended, chances are I had an awesome time talking to you and just couldn't remember everyone I met at the moment. As a whole, the posters on this site are a terrific, terrific group, one I'm proud to be a part of.
First, the mods...
Wilheim: I'm glad our differences in the past didn't stretch into the personal realm. We can agree to disagree on many things, but regardless, it was good seeing you again. An absolute class guy. But don't think I still won't bust your chops about shit just cuz I think you're nice. haha
Fishhead: Always good sharing a laugh with you...it's funny, on here I often wonder if you actually get my sense of humor, but in person I have no doubt. You should crack a joke more often on here, you're funny as hell. And you'll have to share your secret with me sometime as to how the fuck you keep pulling these attractive women on a regular basis...you old fuck.
Dante: One of these days I'm gonna find a way to piss you off, really irritate you...and I have no doubt that your head will explode. The next time you get aggravated will be the first time, it seems. Next year I'm gonna walk to you and start urinating on your leg, just to see if you'd get mad or apologize for being in the way of my stream. One of the genuinely nicest people I've ever encountered, made everyone(myself included) feel at home at the Bash, introduced posters, etc. I think I speak for everyone there when I say we greatly appreciate it.
RobFunk: Sucks we didn't get a chance to chill more last weekend...but it's all good, you're still my boy. One of the few who can actually appreciate how much of a complete idiot I am. Keep hooking me up with links to retarded shit, and next time I'm in Boston we'll get your ass on the T so you can come out and get wasted. I'm disappointed you didn't puke on yourself this weekend. Gay.
TTinCO: You alcoholic motherfucker. At least I now know where to go if I need instant entertainment. The Rx should start a fundraiser to raise money to surgically remove the beer from your hand. We definitely need to hang out more next year...or get you and Illini together to see who can get more drunk in one night.
xpanda: The one moderator who I hadn't really conversed with on the forum, seeing as how I hardly ever enter the political forum. It was a pleasure meeting you, definitely one of the cooler girls I've had the chance to hang out with. Any girl willing to talk about yeast infections openly is OK in my book. Sorry I wasn't the white trash asshole you thought I'd be...least you got the asshole part right.
Rick A: I'll throw you in here because you're an employee. I had no idea who the fuck you were heading into the weekend, other than vaguely recalling reading a thread about how you came here from DonBest. As if the Rx wasn't already in good hands before your hiring, it is only bolstered now. You seemed like a very intelligent guy, but also a very reasonable one. I'm certain that in the next year, a lot of issues/disputes are going to get resolved without much, if any, bumps in the road thanks to you(and Wil, of course). Oh, and you seemed genuinely interested in listening to my retarded, probably incoherent ramblings on more than one occasion. Thanks. Great meeting you.
Marty: I don't think I've ever met you, but I just wanted to include you because I appreciate all you've done for this place. I certainly don't mind all the $ you give away regularly and especially at the Bash...maybe one of these days I'll actually win something. But yeah, thanks for all your hard work. Same goes for every mod.
And now, the posters(this is already entirely too long, I'm tired, and still haven't masturbated yet...so sorry if I'm grumpy and in a hurry)...Oh, and this is in pretty much random order, so don't read into that shit you fucking homos.
GreenDoberman: Thanks for all your hard work this weekend. It was great to finally meet you, crazy that you're from my neck of the woods. You definitely need to let me know the next time you're in northern VA. Oh, and thanks for all the drink tickets. They came in handy, for sure.
Paul(Sexy_Manager): I think you've vaulted to the top of the most-liked posters list after last weekend. And on top of bringing those hot bitches to the Bash, you're also a fuckin hilarious guy as well. If you need someone to hand the porn industry reigns over to when you're done, you've got my email address. I'll gladly carry the torch...and then shove it inside some slut's twat, Sexy_Manager-style.
Teazeman: Simply one of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met. You tell it like it is and have just as retarded and perverted a sense of humor as my brother and I do. It was an absolute joy hanging out with you this weekend. One of these days we'll get a stripper drunk enough to allow us to take turns fisting her, and I'm sure we'll be laughing the whole time. LETS DO THIS. Your wife was also very chill, and because of that I'll refrain from making any perverted comments...which is no small feat. You're welcome. Tell her I said it was a pleasure meeting her as well. I'll let you know when I'm down in NC this Fall/Winter.
Akillies: Shit, I really didn't know much, if anything, about you just a week ago. You should be posting more often instead of lurking on here constantly; you're one of the smartest guys I've met, as well as one of the nicest. Thanks for showing us around and putting up with our dumbasses all weekend. I'll be sure to keep in touch, you be sure to post more often bitch.
Mr. Leisure: Same goes for you. Like Akillies, you've been around for a while and really know your shit, but you don't post nearly as often as you should. Either way, it was great meeting you and hanging out. You also call 'em like you see 'em, a quality I really appreciate in people. I hope I can make it out to the EOG shit in January so we can chill again. Same thing I said to Akillies goes for you as well: I'll be sure to keep in touch, you be sure to post more often.
DAWOOFDADDY: It's a shame we didn't get to hang out more...you're like a mentor to me, but also young enough to just shoot the shit with. One of the true Rx rebels, you call bullshit out and don't fuck around. Another guy who's as knowledgable a person as I've ever met. One of these days I'm gonna find a way to make some money off all the shit you've taught and will continue to teach me. Bear with me, I'm slow. I'm definitely trying to make it out in March. Looking forward to talking some CFB, just as soon as I make my week 1 picks. Until then, stop telling me who you're on, you bastard.
Red Eye: Again, wish I had been able to chill with you more. Dinner on Thursday was a blast, I know you sweat Outback now. Good luck with your business back home and I look forward to reading your posts on here when you get a chance to post more often. I also look forward to hanging out with you more the next time we meet.
Gravy: I hope everyone got the chance to meet you this weekend...I'm talking Dante-like nice here, people. It was great talking to you on Thursday night at dinner and the rest of the weekend...I wish I had spent more time in the sportsbook so I could've tailed you on your horse winners. Shit.
Coach LT: A fuckin true pimp right here...I can only imagine how many hoodrats you slayed back in the day.Let me grab a pen and pad so I can take notes, shit. You've definitely achieved honorary Disanti Brother status. Can't wait for the Rubberband games this Fall. One of the funniest guys at the Bash, I always look forward to talking to you. You definitely fall under my "unique" category as well. Your nephew was also the man, pass it along, pimp cane and all. Snap.
Viking611: I gotta get down to the Tampa area and hang out with you f-ags down there. How we didn't get completely obliterated together one night is beyond me...that's priority #1 next year. Actually, nevermind, it's priority #2, because...
Illini: You're priority #1. As in, we're getting you drunk enough to actually marry some ho next year. Drunk or not, you're awesome to hang out with. I think it's hilarious that you apparently never get wasted, but of the few times, two were when I was around. I consider myself lucky, that shit is instant comedy. Priority #3 is getting you to puke on that asian dealer from the IP, the one you were in love with. She was a cunt, trust me. Great seeing you again.
5teamparlay: GOLDEN ARM. Most badass nickname I've ever heard, that's so tight. Like you said a few days ago, we're definitely gonna clean up on the craps table next year. Mark it down. You do the shooting, I'll do the drunken yelling at people to make some motherfucking noise...each sticking to what we do best. Great meeting you man.
Joeyfitz: You fucking wanker. I'm never eating chinese food with you again. Never. You're like a jinx or some shit...count on a potato-eating f-aggot to fuck my favorite time of the day up TWICE. I hate you. I'll let you know if/when I make it up to the Boston area. Enjoy playing with your light switch homo. Oh god, I just remembered the dumpster story...ok new plan: I'll come up there, we'll get slaughtered, and you'll curl up inside a dumpster AGAIN. Write that shit down.
billsfan: Who knew that I'd end up meeting not one, but two very cool girls the same weekend at a meeting of degenerate gambling pricks? You're also Dante-like nice...so clearly you need to stay away from Fishhead and Viking. Next year you'll have to bring your twin sister. I swear Dsethi and I won't give her the double-stuff, you have my word. Hopefully she's as easy on the eyes are you are. Oh, and congrats on hitting your $500 hand. I expect something pretty in the mail next week.
Kermit: It cracks me up that a smart, respected guy like yourself actually takes the time to read my retarded shit, let alone appreciates it. It was a pleasure meeting you and your lovely wife...i was surprised she didn't slap me after the crap she's read of mine. Sucks we couldn't fit everyone at one table on Sunday night, we'll be sure to go out to dinner next time, though. And if I go to Vegas before next Fall, you can bet I'll get ahold of you.
Tesco Vee: A surprise visit, I'm glad you could make it out. I'll spare you the homosexuality I've bestowed upon these other guys since I know you're a cold, heartless bastard. hahaha I'll be in touch, for sure. Keep hooking up that free gear you emo f-ag.
WC Bias: Another guy I didn't know would be there...glad you showed. It was awesome shooting the shit with you Saturday night, although it was entirely too brief. Next year, we're hitting the craps table AND a strip club. I look forward to your CFB insight and to hanging out with you again.
Doug: I was seriously hesitant emailing you before, you're way too smart to be talking to my stupid ass. You've gotta great sense of humor, though, and it was great meeting you as well. Shame we didn't get to talk more, hopefully we'll both be able to make it out to the EOG thing. I'll shoot you an email soon(I know I always say that, but really, I will!). You're the man. Rocking that BOS shit was CLASSIC. You're a legend.
SCnit: You loved that anal shit, I know you did. We definitely need to go out and get obliterated next year...I wish I could make it out to ND for the PSU game, who knows, maybe I will if Dsethi can hook up a ticket. If not, hopefully I'll see you soon. If you post here saying that you DIDN'T masturbate to your SexyWagers DVD on the flight home, next to an 8-year-old, I'm gonna be thoroughly disappointed.
ClubmanCoop: I forgot how funny you are. Next year, the first time some dealer tells us that we can't drop the F-bomb, we're gonna start spraying. No doubt. Motherfuckers are gonna die. Oh, and stop winning all those contests, you Canadian bastard. It was great seeing you and your wife again. I'll be sure not to make any mean comments about women in her threads, I've heard she doesn't hesitate to fuck someone up. Actually, no I won't, just keep a leash on her. hahaha jk.
ThumperDragon: Uh...please don't beat the living shit out of me next time I see you. Thanks.
thefawv: You metrosexual bitch. Easily one of the nicest guys around, and clearly also one of the gayest. Go shave your chest. We're definitely chilling next Bash, it's a shame we didn't this weekend. Although I don't know if I'd want to go to the gay male clubs you frequent. Oh, I'll also let you know if I can make it down to Knoxville or Nashville sometime...apparently the only two non-backwards cities in Tennessee. I'm taking your word for it; if I get lynched, you all know who to blame.
Kojak: Wish I could group you with the other mods, and also wish you'd post more often, especially now that CFB is upon us. Great seeing you either way, I'll hit you up if I'm in Chi-town so we can grab a beer.
QuantumLeap: Don't worry, that "I'm a big fan of your stuff. Not that I'm gay or anything, though," wasn't TOO queer. Glad I could finally meet you. I'll definitely pick your brain if I can ever make it out to Thailand to rape some women. In the meantime, stop being so nice to people on here. Mix it up man, shit.
Gyno: Heard about the winners in the sportsbook, wish I could've been there. Nice to finally meet you too, put a face to the name. You're a posting machine.
PO69: I thought it was funny that you originally wouldn't tell anyone who you were. Didn't get to talk to you much, but you seemed nicer than your reputation led on. Maybe next time we can play some blackjack and yell at the dealers. It'll be a good time, trust me.
kyhawk: Thanks for showing us around on Friday night. Everyone appreciated you taking us places. Good meeting you, you tall mothefucker.
Mr. Smith: Same goes for you, you guys are fucking trees. Damn you.
WVU: You drunk fuck. It would've been cool to chill, had you been sober enough at any point to actually understand anything I said. hahaha at any rate, it was good meeting you, but unfortunate that I didn't get to vomit on your girlfriend's titties. Her quote when we first met was classic: "Oh, so this is the guy who wants to throw up on me?" You're goddamned right, my big-tittied friend. Hook it up.
Mr. NBA: Same goes for you. You, WVU, and TTinCO should all go have sex somewhere. You and WVU are really nice guys, though...and your wife's quite was also classic: "after reading what you said, I told him(Mr. NBA) that I wanted to bring a gun to the Bash." I make a great first impression, don't I? Awesome.
Hal01: Fuck, I wish I had hung out with you Saturday night. You were HILARIOUS at the poker tournament. What a small world, you being from my area...I got your email address, I'll definitely be in touch so we can meet up and kill some strippers.
JDeuce: I'll be in touch with you as well. I owe you and Hal for making my hangover a little better Saturday morning at the tourney, with your comic relief.
AdBaker: Michigan is gay. Pass the message along to the rest of your crew. Good meeting you man.
Alright, I think I'm done...this whole thing was a huge collection of dick-sucking and "good to meet you's," but honestly, I don't think I met one single person that I didn't like all weekend. The fact that I lost a few hundred this weekend and STILL had an absolutely awesome time attests to just how enjoyable it was meeting and spending time with all of you. I had a truly wonderful time.
I apologize to anyone I left out...please point it out to me so I can be reminded of how stupid I am, as well as acknowledge you. Please don't be offended.
Fuck it, I'm done. Time to put my penis in a coma. Oh, and here are the pictures I took at the Bash...if you don't want your picture up, please tell a mod or me ASAP and I'll take it down. Uh, sorry? Shutup.
Oh, and I also apologize in advance for being in most all of these pictures, so you'll have to look at my fat ass a little more than I'm sure you'd like to. Sucks for you. If it makes you feel any better, I do not give a fuck.
Jesus christ this shit was long. And it could've been a lot longer, trust me.
Last year I attended the Bash, but really didn't know any posters that well...I had just started posting regularly a month or two prior to it, and hadn't interacted with anyone on the forum that much. Just a year later(a largely unproductive one filled with way too much free time, enabling me to post way too often), I feel like I have built much more comraderie with some posters on here. The Bash served as an opportunity to turn that comraderie into actual friendship. An opportunity that many posters seemed to take advantage of.
Just wanted to give a shout-out to the posters I met and hung out with last week. I'm 100% sure I'll forget someone, so I apologize in advance. Please don't be offended, chances are I had an awesome time talking to you and just couldn't remember everyone I met at the moment. As a whole, the posters on this site are a terrific, terrific group, one I'm proud to be a part of.
First, the mods...
Wilheim: I'm glad our differences in the past didn't stretch into the personal realm. We can agree to disagree on many things, but regardless, it was good seeing you again. An absolute class guy. But don't think I still won't bust your chops about shit just cuz I think you're nice. haha
Fishhead: Always good sharing a laugh with you...it's funny, on here I often wonder if you actually get my sense of humor, but in person I have no doubt. You should crack a joke more often on here, you're funny as hell. And you'll have to share your secret with me sometime as to how the fuck you keep pulling these attractive women on a regular basis...you old fuck.
Dante: One of these days I'm gonna find a way to piss you off, really irritate you...and I have no doubt that your head will explode. The next time you get aggravated will be the first time, it seems. Next year I'm gonna walk to you and start urinating on your leg, just to see if you'd get mad or apologize for being in the way of my stream. One of the genuinely nicest people I've ever encountered, made everyone(myself included) feel at home at the Bash, introduced posters, etc. I think I speak for everyone there when I say we greatly appreciate it.
RobFunk: Sucks we didn't get a chance to chill more last weekend...but it's all good, you're still my boy. One of the few who can actually appreciate how much of a complete idiot I am. Keep hooking me up with links to retarded shit, and next time I'm in Boston we'll get your ass on the T so you can come out and get wasted. I'm disappointed you didn't puke on yourself this weekend. Gay.
TTinCO: You alcoholic motherfucker. At least I now know where to go if I need instant entertainment. The Rx should start a fundraiser to raise money to surgically remove the beer from your hand. We definitely need to hang out more next year...or get you and Illini together to see who can get more drunk in one night.
xpanda: The one moderator who I hadn't really conversed with on the forum, seeing as how I hardly ever enter the political forum. It was a pleasure meeting you, definitely one of the cooler girls I've had the chance to hang out with. Any girl willing to talk about yeast infections openly is OK in my book. Sorry I wasn't the white trash asshole you thought I'd be...least you got the asshole part right.
Rick A: I'll throw you in here because you're an employee. I had no idea who the fuck you were heading into the weekend, other than vaguely recalling reading a thread about how you came here from DonBest. As if the Rx wasn't already in good hands before your hiring, it is only bolstered now. You seemed like a very intelligent guy, but also a very reasonable one. I'm certain that in the next year, a lot of issues/disputes are going to get resolved without much, if any, bumps in the road thanks to you(and Wil, of course). Oh, and you seemed genuinely interested in listening to my retarded, probably incoherent ramblings on more than one occasion. Thanks. Great meeting you.
Marty: I don't think I've ever met you, but I just wanted to include you because I appreciate all you've done for this place. I certainly don't mind all the $ you give away regularly and especially at the Bash...maybe one of these days I'll actually win something. But yeah, thanks for all your hard work. Same goes for every mod.
And now, the posters(this is already entirely too long, I'm tired, and still haven't masturbated yet...so sorry if I'm grumpy and in a hurry)...Oh, and this is in pretty much random order, so don't read into that shit you fucking homos.
GreenDoberman: Thanks for all your hard work this weekend. It was great to finally meet you, crazy that you're from my neck of the woods. You definitely need to let me know the next time you're in northern VA. Oh, and thanks for all the drink tickets. They came in handy, for sure.
Paul(Sexy_Manager): I think you've vaulted to the top of the most-liked posters list after last weekend. And on top of bringing those hot bitches to the Bash, you're also a fuckin hilarious guy as well. If you need someone to hand the porn industry reigns over to when you're done, you've got my email address. I'll gladly carry the torch...and then shove it inside some slut's twat, Sexy_Manager-style.
Teazeman: Simply one of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met. You tell it like it is and have just as retarded and perverted a sense of humor as my brother and I do. It was an absolute joy hanging out with you this weekend. One of these days we'll get a stripper drunk enough to allow us to take turns fisting her, and I'm sure we'll be laughing the whole time. LETS DO THIS. Your wife was also very chill, and because of that I'll refrain from making any perverted comments...which is no small feat. You're welcome. Tell her I said it was a pleasure meeting her as well. I'll let you know when I'm down in NC this Fall/Winter.
Akillies: Shit, I really didn't know much, if anything, about you just a week ago. You should be posting more often instead of lurking on here constantly; you're one of the smartest guys I've met, as well as one of the nicest. Thanks for showing us around and putting up with our dumbasses all weekend. I'll be sure to keep in touch, you be sure to post more often bitch.
Mr. Leisure: Same goes for you. Like Akillies, you've been around for a while and really know your shit, but you don't post nearly as often as you should. Either way, it was great meeting you and hanging out. You also call 'em like you see 'em, a quality I really appreciate in people. I hope I can make it out to the EOG shit in January so we can chill again. Same thing I said to Akillies goes for you as well: I'll be sure to keep in touch, you be sure to post more often.
DAWOOFDADDY: It's a shame we didn't get to hang out more...you're like a mentor to me, but also young enough to just shoot the shit with. One of the true Rx rebels, you call bullshit out and don't fuck around. Another guy who's as knowledgable a person as I've ever met. One of these days I'm gonna find a way to make some money off all the shit you've taught and will continue to teach me. Bear with me, I'm slow. I'm definitely trying to make it out in March. Looking forward to talking some CFB, just as soon as I make my week 1 picks. Until then, stop telling me who you're on, you bastard.
Red Eye: Again, wish I had been able to chill with you more. Dinner on Thursday was a blast, I know you sweat Outback now. Good luck with your business back home and I look forward to reading your posts on here when you get a chance to post more often. I also look forward to hanging out with you more the next time we meet.
Gravy: I hope everyone got the chance to meet you this weekend...I'm talking Dante-like nice here, people. It was great talking to you on Thursday night at dinner and the rest of the weekend...I wish I had spent more time in the sportsbook so I could've tailed you on your horse winners. Shit.
Coach LT: A fuckin true pimp right here...I can only imagine how many hoodrats you slayed back in the day.Let me grab a pen and pad so I can take notes, shit. You've definitely achieved honorary Disanti Brother status. Can't wait for the Rubberband games this Fall. One of the funniest guys at the Bash, I always look forward to talking to you. You definitely fall under my "unique" category as well. Your nephew was also the man, pass it along, pimp cane and all. Snap.
Viking611: I gotta get down to the Tampa area and hang out with you f-ags down there. How we didn't get completely obliterated together one night is beyond me...that's priority #1 next year. Actually, nevermind, it's priority #2, because...
Illini: You're priority #1. As in, we're getting you drunk enough to actually marry some ho next year. Drunk or not, you're awesome to hang out with. I think it's hilarious that you apparently never get wasted, but of the few times, two were when I was around. I consider myself lucky, that shit is instant comedy. Priority #3 is getting you to puke on that asian dealer from the IP, the one you were in love with. She was a cunt, trust me. Great seeing you again.
5teamparlay: GOLDEN ARM. Most badass nickname I've ever heard, that's so tight. Like you said a few days ago, we're definitely gonna clean up on the craps table next year. Mark it down. You do the shooting, I'll do the drunken yelling at people to make some motherfucking noise...each sticking to what we do best. Great meeting you man.
Joeyfitz: You fucking wanker. I'm never eating chinese food with you again. Never. You're like a jinx or some shit...count on a potato-eating f-aggot to fuck my favorite time of the day up TWICE. I hate you. I'll let you know if/when I make it up to the Boston area. Enjoy playing with your light switch homo. Oh god, I just remembered the dumpster story...ok new plan: I'll come up there, we'll get slaughtered, and you'll curl up inside a dumpster AGAIN. Write that shit down.
billsfan: Who knew that I'd end up meeting not one, but two very cool girls the same weekend at a meeting of degenerate gambling pricks? You're also Dante-like nice...so clearly you need to stay away from Fishhead and Viking. Next year you'll have to bring your twin sister. I swear Dsethi and I won't give her the double-stuff, you have my word. Hopefully she's as easy on the eyes are you are. Oh, and congrats on hitting your $500 hand. I expect something pretty in the mail next week.
Kermit: It cracks me up that a smart, respected guy like yourself actually takes the time to read my retarded shit, let alone appreciates it. It was a pleasure meeting you and your lovely wife...i was surprised she didn't slap me after the crap she's read of mine. Sucks we couldn't fit everyone at one table on Sunday night, we'll be sure to go out to dinner next time, though. And if I go to Vegas before next Fall, you can bet I'll get ahold of you.
Tesco Vee: A surprise visit, I'm glad you could make it out. I'll spare you the homosexuality I've bestowed upon these other guys since I know you're a cold, heartless bastard. hahaha I'll be in touch, for sure. Keep hooking up that free gear you emo f-ag.
WC Bias: Another guy I didn't know would be there...glad you showed. It was awesome shooting the shit with you Saturday night, although it was entirely too brief. Next year, we're hitting the craps table AND a strip club. I look forward to your CFB insight and to hanging out with you again.
Doug: I was seriously hesitant emailing you before, you're way too smart to be talking to my stupid ass. You've gotta great sense of humor, though, and it was great meeting you as well. Shame we didn't get to talk more, hopefully we'll both be able to make it out to the EOG thing. I'll shoot you an email soon(I know I always say that, but really, I will!). You're the man. Rocking that BOS shit was CLASSIC. You're a legend.
SCnit: You loved that anal shit, I know you did. We definitely need to go out and get obliterated next year...I wish I could make it out to ND for the PSU game, who knows, maybe I will if Dsethi can hook up a ticket. If not, hopefully I'll see you soon. If you post here saying that you DIDN'T masturbate to your SexyWagers DVD on the flight home, next to an 8-year-old, I'm gonna be thoroughly disappointed.
ClubmanCoop: I forgot how funny you are. Next year, the first time some dealer tells us that we can't drop the F-bomb, we're gonna start spraying. No doubt. Motherfuckers are gonna die. Oh, and stop winning all those contests, you Canadian bastard. It was great seeing you and your wife again. I'll be sure not to make any mean comments about women in her threads, I've heard she doesn't hesitate to fuck someone up. Actually, no I won't, just keep a leash on her. hahaha jk.
ThumperDragon: Uh...please don't beat the living shit out of me next time I see you. Thanks.
thefawv: You metrosexual bitch. Easily one of the nicest guys around, and clearly also one of the gayest. Go shave your chest. We're definitely chilling next Bash, it's a shame we didn't this weekend. Although I don't know if I'd want to go to the gay male clubs you frequent. Oh, I'll also let you know if I can make it down to Knoxville or Nashville sometime...apparently the only two non-backwards cities in Tennessee. I'm taking your word for it; if I get lynched, you all know who to blame.
Kojak: Wish I could group you with the other mods, and also wish you'd post more often, especially now that CFB is upon us. Great seeing you either way, I'll hit you up if I'm in Chi-town so we can grab a beer.
QuantumLeap: Don't worry, that "I'm a big fan of your stuff. Not that I'm gay or anything, though," wasn't TOO queer. Glad I could finally meet you. I'll definitely pick your brain if I can ever make it out to Thailand to rape some women. In the meantime, stop being so nice to people on here. Mix it up man, shit.
Gyno: Heard about the winners in the sportsbook, wish I could've been there. Nice to finally meet you too, put a face to the name. You're a posting machine.
PO69: I thought it was funny that you originally wouldn't tell anyone who you were. Didn't get to talk to you much, but you seemed nicer than your reputation led on. Maybe next time we can play some blackjack and yell at the dealers. It'll be a good time, trust me.
kyhawk: Thanks for showing us around on Friday night. Everyone appreciated you taking us places. Good meeting you, you tall mothefucker.
Mr. Smith: Same goes for you, you guys are fucking trees. Damn you.
WVU: You drunk fuck. It would've been cool to chill, had you been sober enough at any point to actually understand anything I said. hahaha at any rate, it was good meeting you, but unfortunate that I didn't get to vomit on your girlfriend's titties. Her quote when we first met was classic: "Oh, so this is the guy who wants to throw up on me?" You're goddamned right, my big-tittied friend. Hook it up.
Mr. NBA: Same goes for you. You, WVU, and TTinCO should all go have sex somewhere. You and WVU are really nice guys, though...and your wife's quite was also classic: "after reading what you said, I told him(Mr. NBA) that I wanted to bring a gun to the Bash." I make a great first impression, don't I? Awesome.
Hal01: Fuck, I wish I had hung out with you Saturday night. You were HILARIOUS at the poker tournament. What a small world, you being from my area...I got your email address, I'll definitely be in touch so we can meet up and kill some strippers.
JDeuce: I'll be in touch with you as well. I owe you and Hal for making my hangover a little better Saturday morning at the tourney, with your comic relief.
AdBaker: Michigan is gay. Pass the message along to the rest of your crew. Good meeting you man.
Alright, I think I'm done...this whole thing was a huge collection of dick-sucking and "good to meet you's," but honestly, I don't think I met one single person that I didn't like all weekend. The fact that I lost a few hundred this weekend and STILL had an absolutely awesome time attests to just how enjoyable it was meeting and spending time with all of you. I had a truly wonderful time.
I apologize to anyone I left out...please point it out to me so I can be reminded of how stupid I am, as well as acknowledge you. Please don't be offended.
Fuck it, I'm done. Time to put my penis in a coma. Oh, and here are the pictures I took at the Bash...if you don't want your picture up, please tell a mod or me ASAP and I'll take it down. Uh, sorry? Shutup.
Oh, and I also apologize in advance for being in most all of these pictures, so you'll have to look at my fat ass a little more than I'm sure you'd like to. Sucks for you. If it makes you feel any better, I do not give a fuck.
Jesus christ this shit was long. And it could've been a lot longer, trust me.
