OT - London Bridges is the most ridiculous song since the Bananas song

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Has anyone else heard this shit? How can it be popular??????? In 5 years, we will mock our friends who liked this song.....guaranteed. The lyrics are just......bad, the chorus is annoying and inane at the same time, and even though Fergie has a good voice I mean good god.
 

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Just seeing the word 'Bananas' in a thread title makes me giggle.

If the song is like you described, it would not suprise me. That is the direction we are going with music. Less intellectual, more like the 'head on' commercial.
 

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"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady"

great lyrics!
 

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That's all I remembered but thank God for google...

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, Falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.

Take a key and lock her up,
Lock her up, Lock her up.

Take a key and lock her up,
My fair lady.

How will we build it up,
Build it up, Build it up?

How will we build it up,
My fair lady?

Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, Silver and gold.

Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair lady.

Gold and silver I have none,
I have none, I have none.

Gold and silver I have none,
My fair lady.

Build it up with needles and pins,
Needles and pins, Needles and pins.

Build it up with needles and pins,
My fair lady.

Pins and needles bend and break,
Bend and break, Bend and break.

Pins and needles bend and break,
My fair lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, Wood and clay.

Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, Wash away.

Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair lady.

Build it up with stone so strong,
Stone so strong, Stone so strong.

Build it up with stone so strong,
My fair lady.

Stone so strong will last so long,
Last so long, Last so long.

Stone so strong will last so long,
My fair lady.
 

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May I remind everyone of the "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" song:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

[Chorus]
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

[Chorus]

Now, break it down and freeze
Now, break it down to your knees
Now, break it down and scream
Get on back up and SCREAM!!

[Chorus]

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

[Chorus]

Now tootsieroll, tootsie roll, tootsie roll, do the tootsie roll 2x
Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x

(Family Guy version: http://www.devilducky.com/media/38524/ )
 

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Hines, it is what it is. Yeah the lyrics are kinda lacking but whens the last time have you heard any mind blowing lyrics in any Pop/Hip Hop songs? Actually the beat is pretty good and any time you can get the honeys shaking dat bootay its all is well right?
 

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"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]
 

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doug stewart said:
"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady"

great lyrics!
That's pretty deep stuff.
 

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Come on the lyric where she goes the grey goose is making me feel loose is stuff of classic. And if you listen to london bridge is a complete ripoff of hollerback girl. Only made minor changes to the baseline. I liked it for a day, it has now got old. She is a coke head anyway.
 

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AMEN HINESWARD! These are words that go through my mind every time I hear this shit.

Here is a woman that can actually sing, and she has to go to the lowest common denominator to sell records. It blew my mind how shitty this song was the first time I heard it. I am hanging by a thread in terms of being a music lover, and I'm talking all genres. Hip Hop is by far the worst (just had this coversation at the bash with tesco vee who is in the biz)

The classic thing is this song is writtin in parts that are blatant rip-off off at least two different songs (pacing and melody), the pharell/snoop song and a song by missy elliot (can't name it). My wife thinks there is a third song too.

Fuck'n Fergie, drown in your own pee

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Damn WC, drowning in her own pee is kinda harsh. LOL! Isn't the Missy song you was thinking about was Gossip Folks by Missy??
The Pharell/Snoop song was Drop it like hot (guessing)

But in all honesty Black Eyed Peas was muccchhh better without Fergie kind of a A Tribe Called Quest type band and then just straight sold out trying to get the multicultural aspect going.
 

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WC Bias said:
The classic thing is this song is writtin in parts that are blatant rip-off off at least two different songs (pacing and melody), the pharell/snoop song and a song by missy elliot (can't name it). My wife thinks there is a third song too.


1036394169-Did_fergie_pee_her_pants.jpg

Well now that Depends.

I've seen other picks of her pissing her pants. Or maybe she's just getting wet, who can tell?
 

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Ironman_8 said:
Damn WC, drowning in her own pee is kinda harsh. LOL! Isn't the Missy song you was thinking about was Gossip Folks by Missy??
The Pharell/Snoop song was Drop it like hot (guessing)

But in all honesty Black Eyed Peas was muccchhh better without Fergie kind of a A Tribe Called Quest type band and then just straight sold out trying to get the multicultural aspect going.

Much better and much poorer. Add a hot lady to the mix singing hooks and watch the sky rain $$$$$.

Jurassic 5 tried for years to hold out, looks like they are going in that direction too, although I doubt J5 will blatently market a women as a member of the band just to make money.
 

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quantumleap said:
Well now that Depends.

I've seen other picks of her pissing her pants. Or maybe she's just getting wet, who can tell?

QL. It's piss, she recently admitted it. Getting wet...now that would be messy!
 

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WC Bias said:
Much better and much poorer. Add a hot lady to the mix singing hooks and watch the sky rain $$$$$.

Jurassic 5 tried for years to hold out, looks like they are going in that direction too, although I doubt J5 will blatently market a women as a member of the band just to make money.

Thats what I was talking about. Bands are straight selling themselves out to make that dollar

Damn, what in the hell do you know about J5?? They are like the ultimate backpacker group. They dont need to put a woman to make money all they have to do is have the Dave Matthews band to be on their album for that.
 

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