August 29, 2006
Scottsdale, AZ.
While on the campaign trail Senator Jon Kyl, R-AZ, commented on the recent popularity of Poker. "This plague has taken its last victim," Kyl remarked, "in a dog eat dog World we need to be tough, we need to face challenges head on and in a common sense manner. Outlawing playing cards is the easiest way I can see to stop people from gambling with cards."
The Playing Card Prohibition Act of 2006 has already garnered much support. "There will need to be exceptions," explained Rep. Bob Goodlatte R-VA, "New Jersey casinos are well equipped to deal with problem gamblers and can identify such people. In fact I am on my way to Nevada to explore what options are available for their gaming properties."
Bicycle, the Worlds largest manufacturer of playing cards commented, "Are you freaking kidding me?"
Scottsdale, AZ.
While on the campaign trail Senator Jon Kyl, R-AZ, commented on the recent popularity of Poker. "This plague has taken its last victim," Kyl remarked, "in a dog eat dog World we need to be tough, we need to face challenges head on and in a common sense manner. Outlawing playing cards is the easiest way I can see to stop people from gambling with cards."
The Playing Card Prohibition Act of 2006 has already garnered much support. "There will need to be exceptions," explained Rep. Bob Goodlatte R-VA, "New Jersey casinos are well equipped to deal with problem gamblers and can identify such people. In fact I am on my way to Nevada to explore what options are available for their gaming properties."
Bicycle, the Worlds largest manufacturer of playing cards commented, "Are you freaking kidding me?"
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