All Time Best Crack Head, Drug User, All-star Baseball Team

allworld23 · Sep 16, 2006

I Am Looking To Put Together The Best, And I Mean The "best" All Time Druggie Baseball Team, Cocaine And Steroids Only.. And He Had To Be A Good Ballplayer.

I Will Start With The Pitcher, After My Selection I Will Need A Setup Man And A Closer. I Will Then Need To Fill Each Position.

I Will Pick The All Time Starting Pitcher;

dwight Gooden

Rev_Al · Sep 16, 2006

Closer: Steve Howe

his time was a lil bit before the crack era...but cocaine is basically in same category

Dubpoet · Sep 16, 2006

Strawberry

Brock Landers · Sep 16, 2006

Tim Raines...slid head first so as to not break the crack pipe in his pocket!

JohnnyMac · Sep 16, 2006

Dave Parker, the Cobra, in right.

allworld23 · Sep 16, 2006

Please Give Me Their Position. Rock Raines Jumped Around.

Strawberry Is Being Accepted As The Right Fielder, Unless He Can Be Beat From Someone That Beats That.

Steve Howe, Very Close.......

gynecologist · Sep 16, 2006

Barry Bonds.

Rev_Al · Sep 16, 2006

Third Base: Ken Caminiti

actually arrested in a crack house...that cant be good...but is good enough to batting third in the lineup as well.

gynecologist · Sep 16, 2006

I never tried crack how does it make you feel?

JohnnyMac · Sep 16, 2006

Dave Parker was was a waaaaay better player that Strawberry.

Parker:

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=parkeda01

Strawberry:

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=strawda01

No comparison.

Brock Landers · Sep 16, 2006

gynecologist said:
I never tried crack how does it make you feel?

i've heard you feel like superman for like 10 to 30 secs

Dssemulator · Sep 16, 2006

Conseco (left field)

hosnatcher · Sep 16, 2006

Tony Phillips @ 2B or you can use him as a utility player.

» August 10, 1997: Angels' IF-OF Tony Phillips is arrested after allegedly buying a small quantity of freebase cocaine at a motel in Anaheim.

gynecologist · Sep 16, 2006

Tony Phillips was a basehead:monsters-

Rev_Al · Sep 16, 2006

Derek Bell was also pulled over w/ a *warm* crack pipe in his car...I would nominate him, but there has to be better talent & better porn staches out there.

hosnatcher · Sep 16, 2006

Keith Hernandez at 1B.

FairWarning · Sep 16, 2006

Vida Blue SP. We need a lefty starter.

Darrell Porter C

FWIW - Parker had a better career than Strawberry.

FairWarning · Sep 16, 2006

Dock Ellis can make this team too. Anyone who can pitch a no-no on herione must be the man.

Boxslayer · Sep 16, 2006

Pete Rose Jr. can ride the pine....

With a father figure like this:

The drug arrests ring with irony, after the elder Rose gave a speech to his son's minor league team in which he stated that if a player has a choice between betting on baseball or using drugs, that he should choose drugs, because Major League Baseball continues to welcome back with open arms players who have been suspended repeatedly for drug offences (e.g., Dwight Gooden, Steve Howe, Darryl Strawberry, etc.) while those who have been found to have gambled on baseball while still a part of it have faced intense scrutiny and lifetime bans despite numerous appeals for reinstatement. [3]

allworld23 · Sep 16, 2006

Ken Camineti is a sure winner, and bonds closes out left...

Toughest is the center fielder

Im thinking BRADY ANDERSON, LENNY D?

TOUGH ONE FOR CENTER