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OMNIVOROUS FROG

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We used to amuse the peanut gallery with posts describing entertaining photos. By no means am I ridiculing the sponsor, but I pay them 6 bills a month to if I wanted to. This photo is an invitation for ridicule, maybe on several fronts. Have at it, no caption is wrong.


What is up with this guy?


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Not a caption, but the picture reminded me of a story...one time a friend of mine was hooking up with this drunk slut, and she wouldn't fuck him without a condom. He didn't have one, so he crumpled up a $20 and put it over his cock and proceeded to fuck her. Somehow she didn't realize that it wasn't a condom. Good stuff.

 

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"See honey.....scalping, middling, and bonus whoring are made easy with the Don Best Express Odds.

 

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OMNIVOROUS FROG said:

We used to amuse the peanut gallery with posts describing entertaining photos. By no means am I ridiculing the sponsor, but I pay them 6 bills a month to if I wanted to. This photo is an invitation for ridicule, maybe on several fronts. Have at it, no caption is wrong.


What is up with this guy?


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"Yes,we do promise injury updates.....we just don't say how soon."

 

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$60 bucks, Hugh Grant has nothing on me.


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For three twenties, I guess that bj was ok, but that bulge in her crotch worries me. Oh Well.


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My express service gave me the opportunity to graduate from bonus whoring to real whores. Hope the $100 ones look better.


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Fred reacts poorly after Flo the ho tells him she just tested positive with 3 different std's. Do I get a refund?


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I'm proud of you Froggie, I thought you would work an OMT line in there somewhere. The high road is the way to go.

 

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CAPN CRUNCH said:

I'm proud of you Froggie, I thought you would work an OMT line in there somewhere. The high road is the way to go.

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I wish Ted all of the success in the world. I tried to be funny and hurt his feelings. That was my fault. Sometimes humor on the edge goes over unintentionally. Ever onward to that next post or bet.


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Sometimes I crack myself up........and other times.....well, other times I become an unintentional asshole. Anyhow, you have some funny lines there Froggie.

 

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Wanna smell my finger?

 

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I blew Fishhead and all he gave me was a over/under pick on a Hockey game the tightass.

 

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I cant beleive it was that easy, jeez.

 

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Cheaper than if I was in Vegas.