Dear Mr Goodlatte,
Thank you for pushing this ban on online gambling. You see, I used to gamble online with a company located in Costa Rica. They employed 100's of people that needed work. Now that this law has been passed I will be wagering with the local mob bookie. He employees half a dozen murderers and thieves. Plus he lets me bet on credit, that's a little different than how I wagered before. Anyway, now all those people in Costa Rica will be out of work, maybe your church can send some missionaries down there and save them.
Thanks for sticking you're fuck face into my business.
Thank you for pushing this ban on online gambling. You see, I used to gamble online with a company located in Costa Rica. They employed 100's of people that needed work. Now that this law has been passed I will be wagering with the local mob bookie. He employees half a dozen murderers and thieves. Plus he lets me bet on credit, that's a little different than how I wagered before. Anyway, now all those people in Costa Rica will be out of work, maybe your church can send some missionaries down there and save them.
Thanks for sticking you're fuck face into my business.
