Bible Accounts (My solution)

Gargoyle · Oct 6, 2006

I have a solution. When we send $1000 dollars to neteller, it's to buy 1000 Bibles at $1 per bible for the poor heathans in Costa Rica (maybe we can write this off as a charitable contribution). Our $1000 bible accounts are credited and held at a sportsbook to be distributed. Because we are sooo charitable they credit us with $1000 to play sports or poker. If we win and double our money, They send us $1000 in bibles back to neteller bible accounts, who in turn 'convert' the bibles back to us currency by the power of jesus, and transfer that money back to our bank accounts.

Can't see how this wouldn't work AND we are doing it in the name of Christianity which should appease the Christian right..

PartyPoker.com..."We accept neteller Bible accounts.."

buddyboy · Oct 6, 2006

here is why it won't work.

The evangelical church has already cornered the market on this bible scam. If you even think about fucking with their bible sales they will crush you.

Plus think about it, Costa Rica is already 99% Catholic, why do they need bibles? These Preachers tell their ignorant followers they need to donate money so they can buy bibles and go to costa rica and save them... yeah right.. they use the money to go to CR, but they don't bring the bibles, they head straight to the del ray.

Gargoyle · Oct 6, 2006

buddy, there aren't any bible's physically that we send. Bible accounts are like trading commodities, you don't actually physically take position of the commodity. you just buy and sell them for profit. In this case, depositing $1000 to neteller bible accounts, we are technically buying 'bible's' and sending them to a sportsbook that accepts bible accounts. Bible's are now the unit of trade here. We bet Bible's which equal to $1 US currency. If we win more bibles and want to withdraw, we do that using neteller. Once we withdrawal whatever unit of bibles into neteller, we convert the bibles back to us currency (in essence selling the non existent bible back to neteller) and deposit the money back to our banks. Maybe you can follow the scam or not. If the feds ask you why money is being transfered from your bank to neteller, it's for bibles. If they ask you why money is being transfered from neteller to your bank, it's from the sale of bibles. I'm just using 'bibles' as a commodity because it mocks the fact that it's the religious right republicans that passed this bill. It could be any commodity you chose

da1prophet · Oct 7, 2006

Gargoyle said:
buddy, there aren't any bible's physically that we send. Bible accounts are like trading commodities, you don't actually physically take position of the commodity. you just buy and sell them for profit. In this case, depositing $1000 to neteller bible accounts, we are technically buying 'bible's' and sending them to a sportsbook that accepts bible accounts. Bible's are now the unit of trade here. We bet Bible's which equal to $1 US currency. If we win more bibles and want to withdraw, we do that using neteller. Once we withdrawal whatever unit of bibles into neteller, we convert the bibles back to us currency (in essence selling the non existent bible back to neteller) and deposit the money back to our banks. Maybe you can follow the scam or not. If the feds ask you why money is being transfered from your bank to neteller, it's for bibles. If they ask you why money is being transfered from neteller to your bank, it's from the sale of bibles. I'm just using 'bibles' as a commodity because it mocks the fact that it's the religious right republicans that passed this bill. It could be any commodity you chose

I think its a pretty good idea--and definitely pretty funny. On a tangentially related note, here in South Carolina the state government finally decided to join the 21st century and allow tattoo parlors. Of course they had to do a little nut hugging for the Christians, so they put in a provision that to get a license the applicant couldn't open a store within so many yards of a church or school. One of the tattoo places here in Columbia got all of their artists ordained as "ministers" in some online church and have "services" on Sunday mornings. That way potential competitors can't legally open up shop on their turf....

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