1. Fat sluts have an excuse to be skantilly dressed and show WAY too much skin. An example of this would the chick dressed up as the St Pauly girl but looks more like Paul the mechanic.
2. All the guys dressed as as fat ugly women that remind me of all the fat ugly women I've been with.
3. People that dress up as someone in a movie and think its funny to stay in character all fucking night.
4. Daylight savings.
5. Really. really bad Simpsons episodes.
6. Paying a cover charge into shitty bars for the first time since Labour Day.
7. Finding yourself dressed up as Richard Simmons is hilarious all night....until your buzz kicks in and you're trying to get some five minutes before closing time.
8. Standing in the urinal next to air filled Sumo wrestler.
9. NBA starts.
10. Punk 13 year old kids begging for Candy.
2. All the guys dressed as as fat ugly women that remind me of all the fat ugly women I've been with.
3. People that dress up as someone in a movie and think its funny to stay in character all fucking night.
4. Daylight savings.
5. Really. really bad Simpsons episodes.
6. Paying a cover charge into shitty bars for the first time since Labour Day.
7. Finding yourself dressed up as Richard Simmons is hilarious all night....until your buzz kicks in and you're trying to get some five minutes before closing time.
8. Standing in the urinal next to air filled Sumo wrestler.
9. NBA starts.
10. Punk 13 year old kids begging for Candy.
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