BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Georgia

thevietchamp · Nov 22, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Georgia:

Athens, (GA)--UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported finding an unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt
immediately suspended practice and called the police and
federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that
the white substance, unknown to players, was the Goal Line .
Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team
was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

Rambling wreck FTW!

trytrytry · Nov 22, 2006

good one one one

SportSavant · Nov 22, 2006

unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field.

dont they use white powder to mark the lines on the field?

doh!!

hno:

EDIT: just read the second half of the article!!!! LMAO

PyRoCaPPer · Nov 22, 2006

Hahahah I was like WTF!!!

This was a good one.!

soli · Nov 22, 2006

LOL...that was a good one

WharfRat+ · Nov 22, 2006

You guys have never heard this one before? It gets told about 10 times a year on this site, just with different teams. It was maybe funny 5 years ago.

heatohio · Nov 22, 2006

This was really funny the first 50 times someone posted it. Now everyone and their mother has seen this.

heatohio · Nov 22, 2006

WharfRat said:
You guys have never heard this one before? It gets told about 10 times a year on this site, just with different teams. It was maybe funny 5 years ago.

We must have been typing the same thing at the same time. I guess all the newbies get a kick out of it.

xpanda · Nov 22, 2006

WharfRat said:
It was maybe funny 5 years ago.

Ten years ago, I think. Or maybe 20. I think they once told it in reference to my high school track team. Or maybe I'm thinking of the joke with the peepholes and short shorts.

TKE683 · Nov 22, 2006

This was posted twice for the Raiders earlier this year :nohead:

regularguy · Nov 22, 2006

Hey thevietchamp, What's the Good Word?

Tulsa · Nov 22, 2006

Guys...give folks some slack.....

I was three years old when I first heard this one about 34 years ago. I thought it was funny then and I think it's funny now.

rubberroom

tulsa

ClipJoint · Nov 22, 2006

I was about to give the guy crap too...but then I saw he got Sports Savant so he gets a pass. :missingte

aceduecetrey · Nov 22, 2006

Quote:
"unknown white powdery substance on the practice field."

that is one thing they never had to worry about at "THE U" when Irvin and the boys were there!

thevietchamp · Nov 22, 2006

hno:
I didn't know it was posted for raiders before, was the first time i heard it and thought it was funny so i decided to share it.. .especially since uga/gt is this saturday, but i'll try to keep funny stuff to myself next time in case it has been heard a billion times before so it doesn't get super played out cuz ppl have been hearing this before i was born and i should know what ppl have heard in the past. :think2:

Journeyman · Nov 22, 2006

thevietchamp said:
hno:
I didn't know it was posted for raiders before, was the first time i heard it and thought it was funny so i decided to share it.. .especially since uga/gt is this saturday, but i'll try to keep funny stuff to myself next time in case it has been heard a billion times before so it doesn't get super played out cuz ppl have been hearing this before i was born and i should know what ppl have heard in the past. :think2:

Its all good sir...Happy Holiday to you.:thumbsup:

Tulsa · Nov 23, 2006

thevietchamp said:
hno:
i should know what ppl have heard in the past. :think2:

Your logic is dead-on. Keep'em coming but don't fret if it is an old joke to many. Who cares, right? Keep em coming. Ain't no one here paying your rent. Welcome to the Rx and though it's a tough crowd...it's a good crowd. At least no one threw anything and hit you in the head!

Good luck!

tulsa

Kabbagecough · Nov 23, 2006

It was a new one for me so keep 'em coming!

:missingte

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