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called the police on myself! :smoker2:


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Come on fam, you know this ain't going to be up in here for too long.

You should at least have put O/T in the front of the title.
 

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Ironman_8 said:
Come on fam, you know this ain't going to be up in here for too long.

You should at least have put O/T in the front of the title.

I got so high once that I made a O/T post in the offshore forum without putting O/T before the title :puppy:
 

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Walked thru a Taco Bell drive thru at 1:30 in the morning six blocks from where I lived and ordered 20 tacos (no lettuce)...
 

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royboy_3831 said:
Walked thru a Taco Bell drive thru at 1:30 in the morning six blocks from where I lived and ordered 20 tacos (no lettuce)...


:lolBIG: True story?
 

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...broke up with my GF for one day so I could have sex with her best friend
 

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I jumped from my own shawdow, twice. I was really scared. People looked at me like I was crazy.
 

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I got so high once, that I actually convinced myself that a milk carton laying in the dirt was the head of "The plastic man" I came up with this whole background story about how good of guy the plastic man was and everybody knew him and loved him. And then somebody kills him and buries him next to the train tracks. I was so pissed that the guy I was with was making fun of me for this, when the plastic man was laying dead right in front of him. I was actually sad.
 

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Kornholio said:
I got so high once, that I actually convinced myself that a milk carton laying in the dirt was the head of "The plastic man" I came up with this whole background story about how good of guy the plastic man was and everybody knew him and loved him. And then somebody kills him and buries him next to the train tracks. I was so pissed that the guy I was with was making fun of me for this, when the plastic man was laying dead right in front of him. I was actually sad.

:smoker2: haha this is for the plastic man...:suomi:
 

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Kornholio said:
I got so high once, that I actually convinced myself that a milk carton laying in the dirt was the head of "The plastic man" I came up with this whole background story about how good of guy the plastic man was and everybody knew him and loved him. And then somebody kills him and buries him next to the train tracks. I was so pissed that the guy I was with was making fun of me for this, when the plastic man was laying dead right in front of him. I was actually sad.


holy fuck, sounds more like you were shrooming
 

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royboy_3831 said:
Walked thru a Taco Bell drive thru at 1:30 in the morning six blocks from where I lived and ordered 20 tacos (no lettuce)...

We did something similar once Roy, we ordered one of everything on the Jack-in-the-Box menu, excluding drinks of course, although I think we did get a few shakes. For two of us.

Has anyone ever been so high that you forgot how to drive? Last time I ate "brownies" I ordered sushi to go and had to drive to pick it up. I thought I had enough time to get there and back before it hit me. Grand Avenue is a main drag in Pacific Beach and it has a ton of lights...but if you hit them you will cruise at 45 to 50 mph. It also has a ton of cops. Made it down to the sushi restaurant just fine but then the brownies kicked in. My GF and I were laughing our asses off and making buffoons of ourselves in the restaurant. Then it hit me I had to drive home. By the time I got to Grand I was "f"ed up bad. I remember stopping twice at green lights before my GF reminded me green means go. She told me my top speed was 15 mph and I thought I was going 50.

I was so paranoid and freaked out from driving home that I went straight to bed.
 

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Kornholio said:
I got so high once, that I actually convinced myself that a milk carton laying in the dirt was the head of "The plastic man" I came up with this whole background story about how good of guy the plastic man was and everybody knew him and loved him. And then somebody kills him and buries him next to the train tracks. I was so pissed that the guy I was with was making fun of me for this, when the plastic man was laying dead right in front of him. I was actually sad.

:lolBIG:
 

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...i over-filled the washing machine, and then let it run for an hour (20 minute cycle) before going down to the basement to check on it. huge mess everywhere. had to go buy a super sponge mop and mop up for an hour or so, while the people in the other apartments above likely wondered wtf was going on.

half the water i lugged upstairs, after realizing all the water i was dumping into a huge trash container, was likely too heavy to ever be removed. dunno if all that water will evaporate or not and i haven't checked on it.

this was about a month ago btw
 

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WC Bias said:
We did something similar once Roy, we ordered one of everything on the Jack-in-the-Box menu, excluding drinks of course, although I think we did get a few shakes. For two of us.

Has anyone ever been so high that you forgot how to drive? Last time I ate "brownies" I ordered sushi to go and had to drive to pick it up. I thought I had enough time to get there and back before it hit me. Grand Avenue is a main drag in Pacific Beach and it has a ton of lights...but if you hit them you will cruise at 45 to 50 mph. It also has a ton of cops. Made it down to the sushi restaurant just fine but then the brownies kicked in. My GF and I were laughing our asses off and making buffoons of ourselves in the restaurant. Then it hit me I had to drive home. By the time I got to Grand I was "f"ed up bad. I remember stopping twice at green lights before my GF reminded me green means go. She told me my top speed was 15 mph and I thought I was going 50.

I was so paranoid and freaked out from driving home that I went straight to bed.

Wow you're lucky you made it home... From my experiences driving smashed a couple of times, the harder you concentrate the worse I drove, fucking scary...:scared:
 

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Broke into a miniature golf course in Williamsburg Va. at 3 AM to play 18.

VERY high.

Quote of the night (friend to me) "You think George Washington ever played this course?"
 

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Broke into a miniature golf course in Williamsburg Va. at 3 AM to play 18.

VERY high.

Quote of the night (friend to me) "You think George Washington ever played this course?"

:lol: :103631605
 

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Got stuck on stupid once after a session of chain smoking some bud and we couldn't make it out of the parking lot. The other 3 fellas in the car was stuck on stupid to so we just sat there and sat there and sat there.

How many people do you know that can function normally after smoking? My uncle can do that shit with no problems.
 

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go2guy said:
Got stuck on stupid once after a session of chain smoking some bud and we couldn't make it out of the parking lot. The other 3 fellas in the car was stuck on stupid to so we just sat there and sat there and sat there.

How many people do you know that can function normally after smoking? My uncle can do that shit with no problems.

I don't smoke anymore, but I remember waiting for stop signs to turn green all the time.
 

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