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A city known for its
Very High
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Very High
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Sales: 1-888-243-6914
As featured on The Today Showhttp://www.973thebrew.com/pages/extra.htmlCheck out the photos of Festivus celebrants
See How Festivus Poles are Made
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff colSpan=2>See How Festivus Poles are Made
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6 foot floor model: $38 plus shipping
</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD></TD><TD>2 foot 8 inch table top model: $30 plus shipping
</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD></TD><TD>Also available with a copy of Allen Salkin's hilarious book, Festivus, A Holiday For The Rest of Us.
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Aluminum, Extruded Alloy 6063-T6
</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD>Finish: Mill, As Fabricated (see note below)
</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD>1-1/2" Schedule 40 Pipe Size (1.900" diameter with a .140" wall)
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Aluminum, Alloy 3003
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</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD>Collapsible For Easy Storage
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=bottom> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Festivus Pole Kit includes the Festivus Pole and a collapsible base designed specifically for use with our Festivus Pole. The base slips together in minutes allowing you to assemble your Festivus Pole quickly -- no other base mount is required.
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Main elements of Festivus as excerpted from Wikipedia:
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The tradition begins with a bare aluminum pole, which Frank praises for its "very high strength-to-weight ratio." During Festivus, an unadorned aluminum pole is displayed, apparently in opposition to the commercialization of highly decorated Christmas trees, and because the holiday's creator, Frank Costanza, "find tinsel distracting." Local customs vary and you may be able to decorate your pole with non-threatening plain decorations, or ordinary green garland.
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At the Festivus dinner -- a meal featuring non-holiday comfort food -- each participant tells friends and family all of the instances where they disappointed him or her that year.
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The head of the family tests his or her strength against one participant of the head's choosing. Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned to the ground. A participant is allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the family only if they have something better to do instead.
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*Surface Finish: In keeping with the precepts of Festivus, the Festivus Pole is to be "unadorned and lusterless". As such our Festivus Poles are provided unfinished -- as extruded -- and you might see die lines and occasional scratches in the surface. Unfinished aluminum will develop a layer of oxidization that may come off as black on your hands while handling. If you wish to avoid this issue, you may coat your Festivus Pole with any commercially available car wax product but you could be crossing the line by being too concerned with outward appearances.
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