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I dont know what my Husbands online Name is but I see this site is bookmarked and often spot him posting on here. The only thing I can say is We are English living in Ireland and although my husband is as sharp as a razor betting wise, He drinks heavily while online. At the side of the PC is a couple of folders with "Popeye Matrix" and "NBA Walloper" written on the front. Lately I have noticed an unusual change in his demeanor which myself and our Kids have found unsettling. Coming to Bed at 3-4 am was never a concern but nearly every Night now He is coming through the bedroom Door crying and babbling " still no Love from the RX"
Let me make it clear its not the lack of Sex I'm complaining about as this is non-existant, an erect Penis of 4.5 inches and a duration of 20 seconds or Two thrusts, whichever comes first does not have me waiting in anticipation. He is too drunk for Sex at Night and afterwards in the morning he always says "early lines" and jumps out of Bed, what does that mean? I never realised the smell in this corner of the Room where the PC is, I would swear it smells like Shit. Although he says he doesnt smoke, one of his fingers is brown all the time so the lies are mounting up.
He is also having restless sleep which is keeping me awake with continuous outbursts of " Fish head scalp"!! "want I when my line Ace" "X-Files Tits" and hilarious laughing after uttering the words "Kojak" and "Sharp" together. The other Night I awoke with him trying to shove a Bogroll centre between the cheeks of my Arse mumbling "hole up the middle" The other Day he asked me to go on line and say that he had a Heart Attack and died in a ruse to drum up sympathy and respect on here.

So all in all, if you know who my Husband is, can you make him feel good by telling him how good he is and bringing him closer to your Hearts. That way I might get some decent Sleep. Thank You.
 

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I am gonna stop watching movies.

THE RX IS THE ULTIMATE entertainment spot.
 

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I don't know who you're referring to maam but I just remembered I forgot Winbet on my Top Ten Characters of 2006 list!
 

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i would check the dogs ass. that could explain the brown finger and the shit smell.
 

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That is one of the most hilarious posts I've ever read, good stuff you old bitch.
 

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I was hook line and sinker until you overdid it on the last paragraph. Still a good laugh anyhow.
 

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Id like to know what action he has for tonights kc/sd game.

Skinsraj, I didnt know you lived or had a mistress in Ireland.

:103631605
 

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Dude dude dude you blew it when you started talking about detailed shit about his dick. You had me until there.
 

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DAWOOFDADDY said:
Skinsraj, I didnt know you lived or had a mistress in Ireland.

:103631605


ha please, you should've known it wasn't me as soon as she said 4.5 inches and 20 seconds. God knows I'm not that big or have that good an endurance, I'd kill for that guy's skills.

That is one lucky woman.
 

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So which poster is ghosting behind this?

I think it's Winbet. Mocking Kojak gives it away.
 

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kirkmuller said:
So which poster is ghosting behind this?

I think it's Winbet. Mocking Kojak gives it away.

Think? That and Walloper.... :lol:



Great post Git :toast:
 

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