RX BEST Thread of the Year for 2006....please add your link and entry

This is just for fun but im curious what you think the best Thread of 2006 is

The Perfect Storm !!

This is the most classic funny thread I have ever read at the rx

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=422210

Its from Mr Newlewed.

First he says in 3 different post that he won the LOTTERY, which is where he gets his money to bet big bucks on the games.

The only problem is he changed the date that he won the lottery 3 times in three different post.

Once in the summer of 2003, once in the fall of 2004 and once in the spring of 2005.

Then someone called him out that he mentioned in 3 different places 3 different dates, then he goes on to say well the reason he mentioned 3 dates is because he forgot the date he won the lotteryuppy:

He said winning the lottery is no big dealuppy:

He said just about everyone in his town has won the lottery at least onceuppy:


He then says most of his friends have all one the lottery to at least 100K

You have to read the thread, funniest thread in the history of the forum.


In the same thread.

He starts of the thread saying he only needs to win the BYU game to complete his 12 team parley.

The only problem is, earlier in the day he had posted I think Clemson for his game of the year and it lost.

So he did not even have his game of the year in his 12 team parley.


Here is a sample quote from MNW in this thread.

Who hasn't Hit The Lotto One Time For a Nice Pick Up?
I Know many people who have Won 100 Grand or More!
Maybe You Need/Should Try It & Smile A$$HOLE!

Heres another one.



HINES............I Know 7 People Here In or Around COLUMBIA, SC that Have WON "BIG MONEY"....atleast 100K on The CASH 5 LOTTERY. It used to be THE CAROLINA 5, and then changed to THE CASH 5. Regardless, I know 3 People who have WON 200K, and The Other 4 People Won 100K(one being myself) Why do people find this so RIDICULOUS/HARD To BELIEVE! My Wife just walked by & asked me why I was Pounding on The Keyboard Keys...........I told her that people in the forum don't believe me when I say I know people who have won THE LOTTO, she laughed and said, "Why Not, do they not have The Lottery in Their States? It happens here all the time!"

WV........I've Bet European Soccer, and I do usually Parlay "Big Juice or OVERS"...but I've never posted a Winning Parlay, after it Hit.....No, Not Me!


MR. NW
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only been here since july but the walmart thread is pretty good. and will probably go til the end of the year so it still has potential.

I like Don Dollars thread, but i wouldn't call it thread of the year for 2006.

I actually think we should have posters of the year or something, teaz man and patti irish should have my vote.

My favorite....The Death & The Resurrection of Master L





:WTF:


But the link is no longer working

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=398339&highlight=niceguy

My post in #5 ties it all together.

:howdy:

Would you date or marry a porn star by GreenDoberman. LT :toast: arty:

I nominate American Idol 2006 thread.

It has to be one of the Mika Tan threads.

Simply unforgetable!!!

American Idol
Would you date or marry a porn star?
Viking or Skinsraj Bash Pics threads
Newlywed's hilarious lottery piece
Blue Edwards' Wal-Mart adventure

Sportsbook stories from the 90's. From degenrate to mature degenrate.

My nomination is the same as Choptalk's...it has to go to Newlywed and his debacle of a thread

First he posts his parlay card after all the games had won except one and then the rest is just pure lunacy

The guy claims to win the lotto but tells 3 different dates of when he won

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I BET Exactly what I POST..No MORE..No LESS!

See I Hit 100K on The SC CASH 5 LOTTO about a year & a half a go!
Gambling manly on that!



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It's Not Like I HIT THE POWERBALL For A Couple Million!
Alot Of People In This Forum Have WON More Than $100,000 Just In Football This Season!



The Other People That I Mentioned were not "BUDDIES"...They were People I knew....!

1- ME
2,3-Worked w/ My MOM
4-Worked w/ My Wife
5- Worked @ The Credit Union I Use
6-Owns a BP Store
7-A Guy on My Church SoftBall Team


NONE WERE REALLY FRIENDS.........PEOPLE I KNEW


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<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Another Great Day.....TX TECH..BIG---EZ WINNER...Know that Line was OFF!


My Units are True Units....Not Monopoly $$$!

I'm just a MailCarrier, but about 4 Months ago, I hit The Carolina 5 Lottery..$100,000 & That heloped me out alot!
I'm not a Rich Man --- no, but that Lotto Win helped me ALOT & Now I can Play More & for some Reason...Win More!
I think Alot of that is I'm playing less Games!


I'm happy to help out & Proud to say I finally have some daily Followers!


Lets Get That Cash!


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Summer of 2002
Fall of 2003
Spring of 2004

LMAO

I dont care how much money you have, if you win 100k playing the lotto you would remember the year at least

Also that he states "who hasn't hit the lotto".. All of his lotto friends

A true classic thread

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=422210&page=3

Somehow I think the new thread I started of "Help Mika Tan become a great handicapper" might end up somewhere on the list.

That is, so long as a mod doesn't move it.:finger:

NY Reb's

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=416096

This is a wonderful thread, but it would not be on the list because it does not meet the "requirements"

This is one of my favs. Started by J-Man after a one night stand and some unexpected farting action.... Pretty damn funny

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=282990&highlight=farted

Definitely this one

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=398800

Death Eats A Cracker gets my vote...this thread had me in tears....

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=386094

From the link....

Warning- Information you probably don't want to know:

All these bowel movements are really making my "chute" sore.
I don't think an ass has seen this much action since Richard Gere's last shaved gerbil party.

End Information you probably don't want to know.

Would you date or marry a porn star? .....Could be the best of all time as far as funny goes.

I followed the thread live that night and was rolling at all the responses...It went to a whole new level when mika joined in and a couple of you hit the air waves...Kept my spirits up while playing poker and listening to the radio show with rx callers , classic!!!


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