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As you know our OldmanTed has been missing for some Months but it looks like Aliens have abducted him and replaced him with a lunatic betting chasing monster. Anyone with a hint of knowledge about Ted will tell you how often he preached money management and how his system of 1,2 and 3 star bets signified that percentage of his Bankroll, a 3* being very rare.
All of a sudden this outer space clone has gone ape betting 5 figure sums and posting them, something Ted never did. The final nail in the coffin and tell-tale sign was a past post of 5 figures on a game already 17-0 which Ted would never had sanctioned.
Its up to all us at the RX to hunt high and low for Teds whereabouts and maybe the Mods could do an check on the IP address, although what we can do about someone posting from Mars I'm not sure. Every bit of information is critical to getting our Ted back so let it be known to all,

GIVE US BACK OUR TED YOU BASTARDS :suomi:
 

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Winbet:

:lol:

OK. No more posting of tickets. My captors have given me strict instructions to either abide by proper money management and poster ethics or else, and when these ugly monsters speak, you better listen up carefully. Wishing you and yours a very Happy New Year in 2007.

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I don't care what you do OMT most of us are just glad to have you back. I can't blame you for betting 5 figures a game, those prescription drug prices today are insane!:lolBIG:
 

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winbet said:
As you know our OldmanTed has been missing for some Months but it looks like Aliens have abducted him and replaced him with a lunatic betting chasing monster. Anyone with a hint of knowledge about Ted will tell you how often he preached money management and how his system of 1,2 and 3 star bets signified that percentage of his Bankroll, a 3* being very rare.
All of a sudden this outer space clone has gone ape betting 5 figure sums and posting them, something Ted never did. The final nail in the coffin and tell-tale sign was a past post of 5 figures on a game already 17-0 which Ted would never had sanctioned.
Its up to all us at the RX to hunt high and low for Teds whereabouts and maybe the Mods could do an check on the IP address, although what we can do about someone posting from Mars I'm not sure. Every bit of information is critical to getting our Ted back so let it be known to all,

GIVE US BACK OUR TED YOU BASTARDS :suomi:
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Something is going on...I thought the same when I saw the $$...as well...as yesterdays...seems like attention is the issue....
 

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Attention ain't the issue.

I agree w/ WildBill, its great that Ted has been around lately. He's still sharper than 98% of the posters here.
 

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oldmanTED said:
Winbet:

:lol:

OK. No more posting of tickets. My captors have given me strict instructions to either abide by proper money management and poster ethics or else, and when these ugly monsters speak, you better listen up carefully. Wishing you and yours a very Happy New Year in 2007.

:toast:

I'm not buying into this post as genuine, the real ted could still be in trouble. If you are the real Ted then next time you post a play use the word that everyone associates with a play of yours. It begins with H and the Alien hasnt used it once this bowl season. Hopefully this alert has frightened them off but nobody can rest, I'm sure I'm abducted many times while posting because the next morning I have posts I cant remember doing, sure sign of extra terrestial happenings. :drink:
 

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Hey winnie logging on here from Glasgow. Went to Ibrox yesterday for that 1-1 draw with St Mirren with an orange mate of mine from the States. One of my top 10 experiences of my young life. Very interesting to say the least and I had a few close calls too :hidding: :notme: :purple: .
 

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Good job it wasnt Celtic, my Sister married a Sweaty and they lived in an Appartment block, actually called tenaments where you could fall out the window and into Ibrox. In the 5 times I visited I went to Hospital Twice, locked up 3 times and a no show as I already had a broken leg from a Chelsea -west Ham game where 300 ended up in Hospital. Good Curry houses in Gibson Street. :103631605
 

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I got the **** out of there as soon as the final whistle went. The fans were booing and cursing as they were getting agitated with the run of poor results and I think a couple of the proddy's getting wide to me.
 

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I'm not buying into this post as genuine, the real ted could still be in trouble. If you are the real Ted then next time you post a play use the word that everyone associates with a play of yours. It begins with H and the Alien hasnt used it once this bowl season. Hopefully this alert has frightened them off but nobody can rest, I'm sure I'm abducted many times while posting because the next morning I have posts I cant remember doing, sure sign of extra terrestial happenings. :drink:

I use the word "Hence" just before posting the play in the Sports Forums and conclude with "Good Luck All". My threads are entitled Oldman's Pick but I haven't started any of those types of threads since returning from my hiatus. Instead, just the "Live In Game" threads in the Offshore Forum. The old Winbet would have returned my best wishes for a Happy New Year but perhaps he has changed since I've been gone. That would be sad.
 

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Ted,
Now that its confirmed by the word "Hence" that you are the real Ted We can all relax knowing your safe and well, and I do extend a warm welcome back. Good health to you in the coming Year and remember to unplug the toaster at all times, I'm convinced thats where they come through . :drink:
 

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Ted, I told you they would fall for the old "hence" ploy..:103631605


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