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This is strictly for educational purposes only:howdy: I have never done this and I am wondering what you say when you call the service. Do you give a complete description of the gal you want and what if she shows up and is skanky. What happens then? Anyone have a "friend " who has info on this....actually this is the kinda things we should be taught in school as in real world experiences such as balancing a checkbook etc. I dont condone such behavior but am curious:smoker2:
 

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Let's be honest here. You're horny and want to pop a prost.
 

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Call room service, and say "I'd like a 6' tall blonde with 36-25-36 in red lengerie for a 2 hours massage, no string attached, price is no-limit" :103631605
 

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I had room service at a Hyatt Hotel in Singapore once. A land where they'd give you a $500 ticket for spitting on the sidewalk.

The next week, I stayed at the Hilton Kuala Lumpur, Indonesia (30 minutes flight away) and they had similar service and I didn't dare do the same. 'Cause one Holland guy I worked with got kicked out of the country the week before with a red stamp on his passport after he got caught using similar service in his room. Now, how do you explain that to your boss or your wife for coming home after one week on a 4 weeks business trip? :suomi:
 

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Stunt Double 1 said:
This is strictly for educational purposes only:howdy: I have never done this and I am wondering what you say when you call the service. Do you give a complete description of the gal you want and what if she shows up and is skanky. What happens then? Anyone have a "friend " who has info on this....actually this is the kinda things we should be taught in school as in real world experiences such as balancing a checkbook etc. I dont condone such behavior but am curious:smoker2:

Just make sure she is NOT

(a) a cop who arrests you
(b) a crackhead who will dump her shit on the table and start snorting
(c) a transvestite who loves men
(d) Father John who loves little boys
(e) someone who steals your wallet when you go to piss
(f) someone's girl-friend and that someone has a gun
(g) carrying a camera to extort you
(h) a ho from a porn site that films you
(i) a 300 lb momma
 

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Bet Kansas City to win the Super Bowl for $100.

If you win, take a flight to Bangkok.

If you lose, order the Spice Channel on pay per view and dream about Bangkok.
 

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cincy_ said:
Bet Kansas City to win the Super Bowl for $100.

If you win, take a flight to Bangkok.

If you lose, order the Spice Channel on pay per view and dream about Bangkok.

Every Ho's twat in Bangkok is like a keg of plutonium, I wouldn't touch it with a 10' pole. :103631605
 

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Go to the following web site:

http://<yourcityhere.craigslist.org/ers

Look for an incall "massage girl". Call her up and say "I saw your ad on Craigslist, would you like to get together?" When she gives directions to her hotel ask her how much she charges for a half/full hour but do NOT mention any sex acts. When you get to her hotel/motel she will have you call again and give you her room number.

Give her the money on the table and ask if you can "get comfortable". That means take your clothes off. Make sure you rub yourself when naked to show her you are not a cop. If she asks what you want just say "regular" until you are allowed to touch her. Cops cannot allow you to touch their private parts. Once you touch her privates you can talk more in detail about which sex acts you, er, I mean your friend wants.

You can go to http://www.theeroticreview.com (TER) to see if anyone has reviewed her before. Check her out there to make sure you are getting what you want. Sometimes a girl will not be on TER and you will want to take a chance anyway. Sometimes the girl that answers the door will not be the one in the picture. If this is the case, politely tell her that she is not the girl in the picture and excuse yourself.
 

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Go to the following web site:

http://<yourcityhere.craigslist.org/ers

Look for an incall "massage girl". Call her up and say "I saw your ad on Craigslist, would you like to get together?" When she gives directions to her hotel ask her how much she charges for a half/full hour but do NOT mention any sex acts. When you get to her hotel/motel she will have you call again and give you her room number.

Give her the money on the table and ask if you can "get comfortable". That means take your clothes off. Make sure you rub yourself when naked to show her you are not a cop. If she asks what you want just say "regular" until you are allowed to touch her. Cops cannot allow you to touch their private parts. Once you touch her privates you can talk more in detail about which sex acts you, er, I mean your friend wants.

NOOOOOOO

There is always a police department somewhere running a sting on Craigslist.

In Boston, there have been so many stories of Craigslist busts, it's not even funny. I probably read about one every month in the paper. Just do a search on bostonherald.com and you will be surprised.
 

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Wow, Quantum thats alot of very detailed advice. Thanks for the heads up.
 

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cincy_ said:
NOOOOOOO

There is always a police department somewhere running a sting on Craigslist.

In Boston, there have been so many stories of Craigslist busts, it's not even funny. I probably read about one every month in the paper. Just do a search on bostonherald.com and you will be surprised.

That's because people get stupid and ask for sex without making sure it's not a cop. If you ask to touch the girl before telling her what you want and she refuses, it's time to leave. No problemo.

I can't emphasize enough, do NOT talk about sex acts until you have touched her privates. If she asks what you want just tell her the usual or regular. If it's a cop they can't arrest you because you could mean a regular massage.

If a person still is unsure, go to the TER web site and only visit women there who have multiple reviews.
 

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escorts.com / the eroticreview.com / outcall.net

you'll c a pic on most of these gals as well .

what u want to do is if you like the girl the first time around ...ask her if she;ll knock a few bucks off that way you n her will be a regular .....after awhile , you'll have a bunch of regulars for a reduced price :modemman: :money8:
 

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You trust the cops to not lie, Quantum.

I don't.

I bet you they would nail you whether you touched her or not. It takes too much money and manpower to set up a bust for the cops to just let you walk because you didn't touch the girl.

... and even if they didn't nail you just took your ID and filed charges for something else, you're still screwed.
 

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Look at Eros.com

If she is verified by them, that means they sent a photog to take her pictures and there is a better chance than not that she aint a cop.

If you go with some sleazy service or an anonymous place like Craigslist, get $300 for her and $500 out for bail.

Sean
 

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I have looked at pics at Eros for available women and I dont believe them cause ...1 of the gals in the pics was in Penthouse magazine, is well known on the net as a model and is escorting under a different name. I dont believe that she would be the one to show up. 300 an hour or something like that. Doesnt add up.
 

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sean1 said:
Look at Eros.com

If she is verified by them, that means they sent a photog to take her pictures and there is a better chance than not that she aint a cop.

If you go with some sleazy service or an anonymous place like Craigslist, get $300 for her and $500 out for bail.

Sean


the only thing with eros is they rpretty hefty n yes craigslist is a bit risky ......use the yellow pages ....most of these girls have drivers
 

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Eros is legit - at least in miami they are. No idea bout elsewhere.

having lived in a building where escorts came and went every day of the week, I met plenty of them - have a few as long time friends.

-Sean
 

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sean1 said:
Eros is legit - at least in miami they are. No idea bout elsewhere.

having lived in a building where escorts came and went every day of the week, I met plenty of them - have a few as long time friends.

-Sean


most escorts r good people like most of us degenerates .....we're all just businessmen
 

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You trust the cops to not lie, Quantum.

I don't.

I bet you they would nail you whether you touched her or not. It takes too much money and manpower to set up a bust for the cops to just let you walk because you didn't touch the girl.

... and even if they didn't nail you just took your ID and filed charges for something else, you're still screwed.

You could have the same thing happen to you just by driving your car. Life isn't going to be completely safe.

The police could lie on their police report but if they are caught lying in court they lose their job and go to jail. They're not going to risk that. The case will be dismissed and all their efforts are going to go to waste. I'm not saying it won't happen but come on, they have enough stupid people they can catch who ask for sex.
 

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