"I knew a girl once"..... (finish this sentence)

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I knew a girl once,
when asked by a dunce,
she tells him she has two kitties.

The dunce he confronts,
she displays her two cunts,
and then slaps his face with her titties.
 
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her name was vicki valencourt....at the moment i am forbidden from seeing or talking to her but...someday i hope to get past that, cause she's really nice to talk to.....
 

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......... who's snactch was so hairy I couldn't do it. The first clue was she had very hairy arms, I noticed that right off the bat, then when she dropped her panties, O MY GOD!! It was like a scene out of a movie or something. She had more hair down there, then I had on my head. I sadly said, "i'm sorry, i don't think I can do this".
 

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I Got A Girl

band: Tripping Daisy


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I got a girl who lives with me
I got a girl she smells so sweetly
I got a girl she loves her dog
I got a girl i love her dog too
I got a girl who stares in the mirror
I got a girl who blames it on her period
I got a girl she is so right
I got a girl she's my guiding light

Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher

I got a girl who loves good soul
I got a girl who dances the disco
I got a girl who wears cool shoes
I got a girl who wears them in the nude!
I got a girl who speaks her mind
I got a girl she'll argue anytime
I got a girl she is so small
I got a girl she'll knock down any wall

Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher

Get a load of this
she's always bitching at me when I'm feeling down,
Asking questions with her little frown,
I can't take much more of this, i'm out.......

Get a load of this
she's always bitching at me when I'm feeling down,
Asking questions with her little frown,
I can't take much more of this , i'm out.......

I got a girl i love to kiss
I got a girl i never wanna miss
I got a girl who's my best friend
I got a girl that won't even hold my hand
I got a girl that makes me laugh
I got a girl i'll make her laugh too
I got a girl she has girlfriends
I got a girl i like her girlfriends

Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher

I got a girl
I got a girl
I got a girl
And she's got a guy
 

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......... who's snactch was so hairy I couldn't do it. The first clue was she had very hairy arms, I noticed that right off the bat, then when she dropped her panties, O MY GOD!! It was like a scene out of a movie or something. She had more hair down there, then I had on my head. I sadly said, "i'm sorry, i don't think I can do this".
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Those are the kind I like,the ones when they pull down their panties the bush springs out like an airbag.
 

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Pat Patriot said:
Those are the kind I like,the ones when they pull down their panties the

bush springs out like an airbag.


Always go good idea to wear safety glasses when diving into the forbidden fruit of love
 

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TheMailman said:
Always go good idea to wear safety glasses when diving into the forbidden fruit of love

It's all a lot of fun until someone gets an eye poked out.

:puppy:
 

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........who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
she was a pro! I miss her.
 

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I did not know this girl but it is the best story I know to fit here. Sitting around having after golf drinks somehow this subject came up and opinions were voiced and bets were placed. This guy said that he knew a girl who could piss over a car. After calls to 4 other guys in 2 states the doubters paid off.
 

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punter said:
I did not know this girl but it is the best story I know to fit here. Sitting around having after golf drinks somehow this subject came up and opinions were voiced and bets were placed. This guy said that he knew a girl who could piss over a car. After calls to 4 other guys in 2 states the doubters paid off.

I saw something like that in an adult video.
 

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