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  1. #1 Does Taco Bell always give anyone else diarrhea? 
    Last night I drank enough to kill a small Asian family HinesWard86's Avatar
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    Shit tastes so good but burns like hell coming out the other end. Anyone else have this problem? Every couple weeks I'll stop by and get 2 steak quesadillas and a large mountain dew and almost as soon as im done eating the shitfest starts. Always the same too, after I'm done eating there will be a shit within the hour and then another shit a couple hours later. Always looks like either #5 or #6 on the chart.........

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    Same exact thing happens to me...there is no way it stays inside more than 20 minutes. It also comes out as #5 or #6 for me.
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    I usually just get a Taco and a coke.
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    Same thing here, I usually get their burrito supreme and a dew. It must be the C-grade meat they use for all of their tacos and burritos.
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    I get 4 mexi melts and a chicken quesidiila and im fine.
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    No I've never ordered diarrhea.
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    only good thing of taco bell are their frenched fries
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    Do not eat there. Had one in my town and got closed down because some ass clown shit in the meat. Disgutsting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kid44
    Do not eat there. Had one in my town and got closed down because some ass clown shit in the meat. Disgutsting.
    Me too; you from Illinois?
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    Give me White Castles any day of the week.
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    Yea, I can't eat too much or it'll be a disaster...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kid44
    Do not eat there. Had one in my town and got closed down because some ass clown shit in the meat. Disgutsting.
    Urban legend. Heard it here in Ohio about ten years ago.
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    Taco Bell's new slogan will be instead of Head for the Border

    its Head for the shitter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante
    Taco Bell's new slogan will be instead of Head for the Border

    its Head for the shitter
    That would go over well ! Mexicans hate Taco Bell, BTW.
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    Taco Bueno much better, and it only seems to give me the shits about 1 in 3 times...
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    It gives me diarrhea every so often.

    Wish it did more. Shit is CRUCIAL.
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    And BTW no, Taco Bell does not give me rhea. McDonalds is a more likely candidate to do that.
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    They say that diarrhea is the body's way of telling you it does not want that food inside it. ...I would not eat at Taco Bell if it were free.

    Maybe if you ate a heaping bowl of Bran Flakes 60 minutes prior to visiting Taco Barf.
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    https://www.businessinsider.com/man-...-police-2019-1

    A man fired his handgun at a Taco Bell drive-thru at 1 a.m. after 'not getting enough sauce,' police say

    The Taco Bell in Oklahoma City, which was shot during the incident.
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    • A man fired through the window of a Taco Bell drive-thru because he did not get enough taco sauce, police said.
    • Oklahoma City police said he was "very upset" about "not getting enough sauce, or not getting any taco sauce" with his order.
    • Employees locked themselves in the bathroom when the man went inside, but he left before police arrived.
    • The police said it was "extremely fortunate" that no one was hurt.


    A man fired his handgun through the window of a Taco Bell drive-thru at 1 a.m. because he was given too little taco sauce with his order, police said.
    The man pulled up to the window in Oklahoma City and yelled at employees because he did not get taco sauce with his order early on December 31, officers told the KFOR local news station.
    He then fired at least one round through the window, the channel reported.
    Oklahoma City Police Department Sgt. Gary Knight said: "A man was complaining about not getting enough sauce, or not getting any taco sauce and was very upset."

    He then pulled out a semiautomatic handgun, fired through the window, and then entered the building, but he left before police arrived, Knight said. So far nobody has been arrested.
    Employees ran to the back of the store and locked themselves in a bathroom, Knight said.
    "He apparently left. It's unclear exactly what he did while he was in there as they were hiding," he said.
    No employees were hurt, and the Taco Bell was left with a shattered window that has since been boarded up.
    "Any time you've got people inside of a business and some person decides, for whatever reason, to fire bullets into that business, [it] makes for a very dangerous situation, and we're extremely fortunate that nobody was hurt," Knight said.
    Business Insider has contacted Taco Bell for comment.




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