Good night John Boy, good night offshore gaming
by The Green Doberman
Kill the body and the head will fall. Senator Frist must have been heeding this advice. The U.S. government has apparently slayed Goliath, Samson, and the Minotaur in one swift swipe of the scythe.
As most Americans slept on Thursday morning, January 11, the unthinkable happened. Pinnaclesports.com, the Goliath of offshore books, went out like a lamb. A simple posted message on the site bid all a good night. Email confirmations ran rampant like blood in the streets.
It's over, boys, it's over. Put up your scalping knives, your bonus forks, and your arbing spoons. The picnic has been called on account of rain. How appropriate, they say it always rains at an execution.
Eventually Chicken Little would be right. The boy who cried wolf has finally met his maker. Get some flowers tomorrow and pay your respects at the grave of offshore gambling. The king is dead, love live the king!
The only reduced juice we will now see will be in our Minute Maid cartons left spoiling in the refrigerator. Thank you Lobbyists, Thank you child-molesting Senators, thank you moralists who decide what is right for me. As a God-fearing, tax paying, productive American citizen I thank you from the bottom of my heart for saving me from the evils of online gaming and those terroristic threats operating under the guise of Banana Republics.
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by The Green Doberman
Kill the body and the head will fall. Senator Frist must have been heeding this advice. The U.S. government has apparently slayed Goliath, Samson, and the Minotaur in one swift swipe of the scythe.
As most Americans slept on Thursday morning, January 11, the unthinkable happened. Pinnaclesports.com, the Goliath of offshore books, went out like a lamb. A simple posted message on the site bid all a good night. Email confirmations ran rampant like blood in the streets.
It's over, boys, it's over. Put up your scalping knives, your bonus forks, and your arbing spoons. The picnic has been called on account of rain. How appropriate, they say it always rains at an execution.
Eventually Chicken Little would be right. The boy who cried wolf has finally met his maker. Get some flowers tomorrow and pay your respects at the grave of offshore gambling. The king is dead, love live the king!
The only reduced juice we will now see will be in our Minute Maid cartons left spoiling in the refrigerator. Thank you Lobbyists, Thank you child-molesting Senators, thank you moralists who decide what is right for me. As a God-fearing, tax paying, productive American citizen I thank you from the bottom of my heart for saving me from the evils of online gaming and those terroristic threats operating under the guise of Banana Republics.
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