Yea, verily. As it sayeth in Luke 15, NFL was dead in soul, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.
The Book tells us that there is more rejoicing in Heaven when the Prodigal Son returns to the fold than for one who hath never strayed.
And sayeth I unto thou, NFL was corrupt in the holy postseason for many years; they favoreth one team over another so as to worship a golden calf. And seeing the evil the righteous rendeth their garments and teareth out their hair.
But behold! In two playoff games with golden calf teams, the God-sent Saints, and the Colts of Heaven, NFL was not corrupt, and called the games in the path of righteousness. Verily, verily I say unto you:
There is much rejoicing in Heaven over the triumph of virtue and the defeat of wickedness.
NFL like the Prodigal has returned to the way of the Saints, by not turning to Satan to giveth them victory. And the righteous Colts were victorious on their own merit.
The Angels in Heaven sing.
The current leader of the free world was once a sinner, just like NFL. And he did returneth to the path of the godly.
And before him Linda Lovelace was a sinner beyond all earthly redemption, but the anglels smiled down and saith to Linda, "You sucketh, let us help you to the way of the godly."
And verily, Linda knocked on the door of the righteous and was saved.
Lord, let us pray that NFL stays on the Straight and Narrow, and goeth not into the evil ways of siding with those cloven hooved animals known as Colts, and slippeth again into unrighteousness.
Let them judge the game fairly, else You shall judge them for eternity.
Amen.
The Book tells us that there is more rejoicing in Heaven when the Prodigal Son returns to the fold than for one who hath never strayed.
And sayeth I unto thou, NFL was corrupt in the holy postseason for many years; they favoreth one team over another so as to worship a golden calf. And seeing the evil the righteous rendeth their garments and teareth out their hair.
But behold! In two playoff games with golden calf teams, the God-sent Saints, and the Colts of Heaven, NFL was not corrupt, and called the games in the path of righteousness. Verily, verily I say unto you:
There is much rejoicing in Heaven over the triumph of virtue and the defeat of wickedness.
NFL like the Prodigal has returned to the way of the Saints, by not turning to Satan to giveth them victory. And the righteous Colts were victorious on their own merit.
The Angels in Heaven sing.
The current leader of the free world was once a sinner, just like NFL. And he did returneth to the path of the godly.
And before him Linda Lovelace was a sinner beyond all earthly redemption, but the anglels smiled down and saith to Linda, "You sucketh, let us help you to the way of the godly."
And verily, Linda knocked on the door of the righteous and was saved.
Lord, let us pray that NFL stays on the Straight and Narrow, and goeth not into the evil ways of siding with those cloven hooved animals known as Colts, and slippeth again into unrighteousness.
Let them judge the game fairly, else You shall judge them for eternity.
Amen.
