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The music that makes you “A Gay”
By: John Amato @ 2:35 PM - PST

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This is too much. Check out the psychotic ramblings of Donnie Davies—who has compiled a list of bands that will turn you gay.
One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

It's hard to tell if this is a parody site—his music is certainly certifiable, but Ted Nugent and his loincloth definitely won't like it very much.
Howie Klein has more
JC Christian wonders why The Right Brothers aren't on the list…Name the bands and post the music in the comment section which will certainly turn you to the dark side…
Bands to watch out for



  • The Spores (endorse suicide)
  • Scissor Sisters
  • Rufus Wainwright
  • Merzbau
  • Ravi Shankar
  • Wilco
  • Bjork
  • Tech N9ne
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Bobby Conn
  • Morton Subotnik
  • Cole Porter
  • The String Cheese Incident
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • Polyphonic Spree
  • The Faint
  • Interpol
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Erasure
  • Le Tigre
  • The Gossip
  • The Magnetic Fields
  • The Doors
  • Phish
  • Queen
  • The Strokes
  • Sufjan Stevens
  • Morrissey(?questionable?)
  • The Pet Shop Boys
  • Metallica
  • Judas Priest
  • The Village People
  • The Secret Handshake
  • The Rolling Stones
  • David Bowie
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • Man or Astroman
  • Richard Cheese
  • Jay-Z
  • Depeche Mode
  • Kansas
  • Ani DiFranco
  • Fischerspooner
  • John Mayer
  • Angel Eyes
  • The Indigo Girls
  • Velvet Underground
  • Madonna
  • Elton John
  • Barry Manilow
  • Indigo Girls
  • Melissa Etheridge
  • Eminmen
  • Nirvana
  • Boy George*
  • The Killers
  • Lou Reed
  • Lil' Wayne
  • Motorhead
  • Jill Sobule
  • Wilson Phillips
  • DMX
  • Lisa Loeb
  • Ted Nugent (loincloth)
  • Dogstar
  • Thirty Seconds to Mars
  • Lil' Kim
  • kd lang
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Hinder
  • Nickleback
  • Justus Kohncke
  • Bob Mould
  • Clay Aiken
  • Arcade Fire
  • Bright Eyes
  • Corinne Bailey Rae
  • Audioslave
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Panic at the Disco
  • Elton John(really gay)
In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.
 

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And what leads to putting The Doors and The Rolling Stones on this list of bad-influence-turn-you-gay music? Mick Jagger has about 7 bastard children running around on this planet. Probably more, the census isnt too accurate in matters like these....and Metallica?

And I guess since Frank Sinatra was really popular then about everybody over 60 must be gay.:ughhh:
 

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Marco said:
And what leads to putting The Doors and The Rolling Stones on this list of bad-influence-turn-you-gay music? Mick Jagger has about 7 bastard children running around on this planet. Probably more, the census isnt too accurate in matters like these....and Metallica?

And I guess since Frank Sinatra was really popular then about everybody over 60 must be gay.:ughhh:
It's. . .Not a good list.

Red Hot Chili peppers?! Does this pick have anything to do with the 'naked sock tour' ?
 

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i grew up lovin nugent, bowie, elton, queen..........damn im gay!?:ohno:
 

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I've pretty much listened to 75% of those bands on the list. What am I gonna tell my wife?
 

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Raoul, was listening to The Velvet Underground doing "Waiting For The Man" when it struck me what an attractive guy you are.
 

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Indigo Girls and Pet Shop Boys...wtf?

At least no Tool or AIC on the list.:suomi:
 

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Marco said:
And what leads to putting The Doors and The Rolling Stones on this list of bad-influence-turn-you-gay music? Mick Jagger has about 7 bastard children running around on this planet.

Could be the whole rumor of him sleeping with David Bowie thing.

After watching his bible song, seems pretty obvious it's a satire site.

I thought it was funny how he had Elton John on the list twice. Double up the rocketman just to make sure people know!
 

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Elton John (really gay)

Meaning he's actually gay or extraordinarily gay? Or that you are extra gay if you listen to him.
 

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JinnRikki said:
K.D. Lang, what the hell? That guy is as hetero as they come.


LMAO...Check out these two pics she totally looks like a guy
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village poeple and depeche mode.......maybe this has some credence
 

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Indigo Girls also on list twice. Must be one time for each lesbian.
 

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