Yes ladies and gentleman it was a night to remember at the IP as our very own Green Doberman hosted the Hottest Handicappers in Vegas. And I do mean HOT. It was a fun night had by all led in the front row by your RX brothers whormoan and myself. We had not one, not two, but three international porn stars on hand to give there winners and insights into there selections. The fourth the lovely Ms Brook was out sick at the doctors and could not attend. ( Shhh, dont tell Coach LT.)
As things got underway the action got hot and heavy as the lovely and vivacious Dee came out swinging hard with her Superbowl selection on the Bears + 7. She even called for an out right beat down of the lowly Colts. Citing as her reason was the fact that there were not enough tight ends on the Colts or something to that effect.
This was quicly countered by the incomprable Mika Tan who quickly shot back with her selection on the Colts -7. She cited Peyton Manning as her reason for a likely beat down, but, she was more interested in knowing if he was married or not. Something about a rocket arm or something similar too.
Last, but certainly not least, we had the lovely and somewhat shy Kristal, dont you dare call her a geyser Summers chimed in with her selection on the Bears +7. Citing as her reason was the fact that underdogs have a way of cumming thru the back door late or something to that effect.
Moving on it was time for all to make there totals selections. This is where things started to get serious as all had pretty decent fundemantal reasons for there choices.
First up was Dee whom likes the over 49. She is citing a shaky defense by both teams and some likely interceptions to help proplel the total over.
Next up was Ms Mika whom likes the under 49. She cites that the Colts, a dome team playing outdoors on grass will slow them down, thus keeping the game under.
Kristal quickly counters with the over 49 and cites that Peyton manning will hook up with Hall of Famer to be Marvin Harrison to send the game over no problem.
In the prop catergory we had some interesting selections by all that showed a vast range of handicapping talent and insight by all.
First up was Ms Kristal, dont you dare say balls Summers picking the Colts as the first team to call a timeout at - 115. When asked why, she said, when Manning gets up to the line and starts flapping his arms around he will get confused and call a time out to get organized.
For her next choice she chose Peyton Manning to go over 265.5 passing yards - 130. When asked why, she says, because he likes to pass a lot and the Colts cant run against the Bears.
For her third and final selection she chose Marvin Harrison to go over 5.5 receptions - 115. When asked why, she says that he is Mannings favorite reciever to throw too and will throw it to him a lot.
Moving on was the sexy as all can be Ms Dee whom chimes in with 4 choices.
First off the bat or back end, she chimes in with there will be a successful coaches challege + 130. She cites that there has been some horrible officiating in past Superbowl games and one of the coaches will win a challenge in this game. I will note I picked this one in advance for myself and its my second best prop bet, bet.
Next she says there will be a a special teams or defensive TD scored in the game at + 140. She cites the Bears Devin Hester and or there defense as the reason why. I couldn't agree more and this is my best prop bet.
Moving along she picks Rex Grossman to throw an interception first before he throws a touchdown at EV money. When asked why, she says, because thats what he does. I countered with he has not thrown one in the playoffs.
And lastly she says that Devin Hester will go over 25.5 yards with a kickoff return - 120. When asked why, all she would say was something about his tight end running up and down the field or something to that effect.
And last, but very certainly not least, we have Mika, I just love SPAM Tan chiming in with three selections.
For her first selection Ms Mika picks there will not be a safety scored in the game at - 900. When Green Doberman asked her was she sure she wanted to lay nine hundred dollars to win a hundred dollars, she shoots back while throwing her hand back flipantly in the air, its just shooting one scene for me. With over 830 scences to her name, all I can say is, SCHWING. It was a classic answer folks. Believe me.
For her next selection Ms Tan I am chimes in with Cedric Benson will go under 51.5 rushing yards in the game at - 120. When asked why, she simply says that Thomas Jones will get more carries which will limit Benson.
And finally she chimes in and says that YES either team will score in the final 2 minutes of the first half - 300. When asked why, she says, because thats what they do in the final two minutes.
And there you have it. Your official Hottest Handicappers in Las Vegas Superbowl winning plays. It was great night had by all that ended in a meet the stars and get an autograph session.
Yours truly, Sugarbear, not only got the only prop sheet in the history of the culture signed by three international porn superstars, but he also got a group poster signed by all with a Sugarbear drawn on it by Mika, as well as Mika revealing the true secret behind her incredibly intoxicating personality.
All in All, neat, neat stuff.
arty:
As things got underway the action got hot and heavy as the lovely and vivacious Dee came out swinging hard with her Superbowl selection on the Bears + 7. She even called for an out right beat down of the lowly Colts. Citing as her reason was the fact that there were not enough tight ends on the Colts or something to that effect.
This was quicly countered by the incomprable Mika Tan who quickly shot back with her selection on the Colts -7. She cited Peyton Manning as her reason for a likely beat down, but, she was more interested in knowing if he was married or not. Something about a rocket arm or something similar too.
Last, but certainly not least, we had the lovely and somewhat shy Kristal, dont you dare call her a geyser Summers chimed in with her selection on the Bears +7. Citing as her reason was the fact that underdogs have a way of cumming thru the back door late or something to that effect.
Moving on it was time for all to make there totals selections. This is where things started to get serious as all had pretty decent fundemantal reasons for there choices.
First up was Dee whom likes the over 49. She is citing a shaky defense by both teams and some likely interceptions to help proplel the total over.
Next up was Ms Mika whom likes the under 49. She cites that the Colts, a dome team playing outdoors on grass will slow them down, thus keeping the game under.
Kristal quickly counters with the over 49 and cites that Peyton manning will hook up with Hall of Famer to be Marvin Harrison to send the game over no problem.
In the prop catergory we had some interesting selections by all that showed a vast range of handicapping talent and insight by all.
First up was Ms Kristal, dont you dare say balls Summers picking the Colts as the first team to call a timeout at - 115. When asked why, she said, when Manning gets up to the line and starts flapping his arms around he will get confused and call a time out to get organized.
For her next choice she chose Peyton Manning to go over 265.5 passing yards - 130. When asked why, she says, because he likes to pass a lot and the Colts cant run against the Bears.
For her third and final selection she chose Marvin Harrison to go over 5.5 receptions - 115. When asked why, she says that he is Mannings favorite reciever to throw too and will throw it to him a lot.
Moving on was the sexy as all can be Ms Dee whom chimes in with 4 choices.
First off the bat or back end, she chimes in with there will be a successful coaches challege + 130. She cites that there has been some horrible officiating in past Superbowl games and one of the coaches will win a challenge in this game. I will note I picked this one in advance for myself and its my second best prop bet, bet.
Next she says there will be a a special teams or defensive TD scored in the game at + 140. She cites the Bears Devin Hester and or there defense as the reason why. I couldn't agree more and this is my best prop bet.
Moving along she picks Rex Grossman to throw an interception first before he throws a touchdown at EV money. When asked why, she says, because thats what he does. I countered with he has not thrown one in the playoffs.
And lastly she says that Devin Hester will go over 25.5 yards with a kickoff return - 120. When asked why, all she would say was something about his tight end running up and down the field or something to that effect.
And last, but very certainly not least, we have Mika, I just love SPAM Tan chiming in with three selections.
For her first selection Ms Mika picks there will not be a safety scored in the game at - 900. When Green Doberman asked her was she sure she wanted to lay nine hundred dollars to win a hundred dollars, she shoots back while throwing her hand back flipantly in the air, its just shooting one scene for me. With over 830 scences to her name, all I can say is, SCHWING. It was a classic answer folks. Believe me.
For her next selection Ms Tan I am chimes in with Cedric Benson will go under 51.5 rushing yards in the game at - 120. When asked why, she simply says that Thomas Jones will get more carries which will limit Benson.
And finally she chimes in and says that YES either team will score in the final 2 minutes of the first half - 300. When asked why, she says, because thats what they do in the final two minutes.
And there you have it. Your official Hottest Handicappers in Las Vegas Superbowl winning plays. It was great night had by all that ended in a meet the stars and get an autograph session.
Yours truly, Sugarbear, not only got the only prop sheet in the history of the culture signed by three international porn superstars, but he also got a group poster signed by all with a Sugarbear drawn on it by Mika, as well as Mika revealing the true secret behind her incredibly intoxicating personality.
All in All, neat, neat stuff.
arty:
