Even if online betting were 100% banned, I still think THERX would thrive(Heres why)

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Over the years this forum has gotten more and more diversified. Once upon a time, the end of offshore gambling would put a crumbling end to this forum. But because this place has become so diversified, I still think this site will be around for years and years.

Places like statfox and covers would be toast, but this place, no chance in hell.

Think about it.

How could us forum readers ever go on in life without knowing Blue Edwards latest great finds at Walmart.

I could not imagine the void in my life that it would bring, not knowing that Blue Edwards got a Vicks humidifier for a full $1.46 cheeper then he could have gotten it at TARGET.

Could you imagine if we would have to go thru the rest of our lives, not hearing about ICEMANS latest business plan to open up this or that?

Or getting to hear such inside info as skinraj saying he has a 2 inch penis.

And what if we could never find out about Journeymans latest blind dates.
Thats some classic stuff you just cant get anywhere else.

What if we would never be able vote in gynecologist daily polls? Intriging questions such as: Would you eat Eva Longoria out, or would you let an ugly girl give you head? Where else in cyberspace can you get such intriging things to vote on?

And I would keep everyone up to date on all the latest happenings with the mighty Saints and Braves.

The Rubberroom and Political forum would be status quo.

And before you say the sport specific betting forums would be dead, think again.

I have read this bill over and over, and nowhere in this new bill is there any law against making bets with Monopoly money.

So we would still have the privallage if getting to read the fine work of Mr Newlyweds Monopoly money plays, and as an added bonus, he can also give us the weekly Powerball winning numbers, which he has said in this thread, http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=422210 the funniest thread in the history of the forum, that he and everyone in his neighborhood has won the lottery at least once. He could give us the weekly winners, and we can all do our part in bankrupting the goverments legal way to wager by winning the Powerball everyweek, courtesy of our very own Mr Newlywed. It would be the ultimate revenge for what they have done to our great past time.

Of course many of you are saying that this plan would work, but how would THERX survive as a business with this type of forum.

Thats simple.

Of course the sportsbook banners would have to come down, but based on the clintelle of this forum, those could easily be replaced by: Porn site banners, Penis enlargement pills, and jack-off cremes.

Could you imagine if GETLONGER Penis Pills was the platinum sponser of THERX?

Marty could make a promise to all active posters that if your penis does not grow at least 2 inches in the first 30 days, you would get your money back 100%. Its a no lose situation Skins.:103631605

And for all you bonus whores, and I do mean that literally.

You could have contest sponsered by lets say Pussymans.com where the winner gets a free blowup doll of the celebrity of there choice.


As you can see, the future is bright for THERX, no matter what happens in the upcomming months.

I know the gambling thing sucks, because this is the only forum in the world where 95% of the posters are winners lifetime.

But with alittle planning and thought, I think this place can get bigger and better than ever.
 

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