Hey Colts fans...

B-Bop · Feb 3, 2007

A 2nd grade teacher is talking to her students about the superbowl. She tells them that she is a Colts fan and she ask the students who they are rooting for. And all the students, wanting to impress the teacher, raised their hands when she asked them if they wanted the Colts to win.

Only one girl did not raise her hand. When the teacher asked why she didn't want the Colts to win, she said, "Well I'm a Bears fan." The teacher asked "Why do you like the Bears?" The little girl responed, "My mommy likes the Bears, and my Daddy likes the Bears, so I'm a Bears fan."

Then the teacher asked, "Do you always follow everything that your parents do? I mean if your Mom is a moron and your Daddy's an idiot then what does that make you??"

The little girl smiled and replied, " An Indianapolis Colts fan!"

GO BEARS!!!!

B-Bop :suomi:

xpanda · Feb 3, 2007

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Bears joke?"

The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Bears supporter. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a Bears supporter. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a Bears supporter. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"

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It was reported that the Bears coach will only be dressing 10 players for the Super Bowl ...the rest of the players will have to dress themselves.

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Two Bears fans were hootin' and hollerin' while partying at the pub when the bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months.

"Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender.

The Bears fan proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"

Go Colts!