Top Ten signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral
10. The casket features an exact replica paint job of the Home Depot car ( In nascar Tony Stewart's car is the home depot car)
9. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car (in nascar cars with orange stripe on their trunk means their a first time driver)
8. Heart-stirring eulogy ends with a this Buds for you salute
7. Amazing Grace is performed by married cousins
6. Only the first 43 cars are allowed in the funeral procession ( the maximum amount of cars allowed in a nascar race is 43)
5. Hearse is referred to as the pace car
4. Cars in the funeral procession weave back and forth to keep heat in their tires (NASCAR do this during caution flags to keep tires warm)
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession (In NASCAR speeding in the pit area cars need to go to the back of the field)
2. The deceased is referred to as been being blacked flagged ( A black flag is the worst flag you can get in NASCAR it means your in big trouble and must go to the pit area immediately)
And the number one sign you're at a NASCAR funeral
1. A no coolers or alcohol beverages allowed sign is hung above the entrance of the church door