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-->Westminster Best in Show Dog May Lose Crown After Raucous Celebration
Feb 14th 2007 5:00PM
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Minutes after being crowned "Best in Show" at this year's 131st annual Westminster Dog Show, winning dog James launched into an all-night bacchanalia of drugs, alcohol and sex with random bitches that didn't stop until 5 a.m., at which point James' face was pulled out of his own dog sick. James was spotted at several clubs, and was seen in photos sniffing other dogs' butts, peeing on the dance floor, and even exposing his gross little dog wiener to a stunned group of tourists...
Fading reality television hatchet man Donald Trump, although not affiliated with the event in any way, held a press conference early this morning to address the dog's behavior. "This is an English springer spaniel. He's from a small town in England, came to New York and he got caught up in the whirlwind. I'm going to give James a second chance." Trump did not take questions, nor were any questions asked, as the room was completely empty.
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-->Westminster Best in Show Dog May Lose Crown After Raucous Celebration
Feb 14th 2007 5:00PM
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Fading reality television hatchet man Donald Trump, although not affiliated with the event in any way, held a press conference early this morning to address the dog's behavior. "This is an English springer spaniel. He's from a small town in England, came to New York and he got caught up in the whirlwind. I'm going to give James a second chance." Trump did not take questions, nor were any questions asked, as the room was completely empty.