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Sword seized after man mistakes porn for rape
POSTED: 3:40 p.m. EST, February 22, 2007
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• James Van Iveren says he feels "stupid" after breaking into neighbor's apartment
• Neighbor says Van Iveren held him at sword-point, demanding proof he was alone
• Neighbor says he played part of the pornographic movie for police
• Van Iveren charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage, disorderly conduct
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OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.
 

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the guy might get up to 33 months in jail because he tried to be heroic and save a woman he thought might be getting raped?

First of all--damn, that must have been some hardcore shit the guy was watching.
Second, think it's fucked up this guy is going to get some jail time for this.
 
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Yup. He'll get more time than your average rapist. Our f-ed up gestapo don't want no vigilantes - they gotta make an example of this poor sonofabitch...and you can cross yet another person that cares enough about his fellow human beings to take action right off the list.:nohead:
 

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No way he should get jail time...assuming he has a clean record and isn't on probabtion for violence.
 

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39 and lives with mom
owns a sword
doesnt know what a porn movie sounds like
 

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Should just make him pay for the door he busted and that is all.

That said, the guy must be a real winner:

"Van Iveren, 39"
"who lives with his mother"
"does not have a telephone."

EDIT: Damn, TV beat me to it...
 

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the guy might get up to 33 months in jail because he tried to be heroic and save a woman he thought might be getting raped?

First of all--damn, that must have been some hardcore shit the guy was watching.
Second, think it's fucked up this guy is going to get some jail time for this.

D, dude busted in someone elses door. I dont agree that he should get a little under 3 years for that but come on. Maybe a few months with probation should be adaquate.

My question is if there is a violent rape like that, there should be some sort of bumping if he is on the bottom apartment, shouldnt it?
 

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D, dude busted in someone elses door. I dont agree that he should get a little under 3 years for that but come on. Maybe a few months with probation should be adaquate.

My question is if there is a violent rape like that, there should be some sort of bumping if he is on the bottom apartment, shouldnt it?

I guess, that should be his only "punishment" though is fixing the door. Jail time for this? Fucking bullshit, IMO
 

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you forgot to include a picture of the culprit. could be anyone of these dudes


 

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my guess is that terrorist looking motherfucker in the maroon shirt, or maybe that other cat that looks a lot like him........
 

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real picture of the guy...

i'd take credit but i don't have a sword, just the Sikh kirpan (dagger) haha
 
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I would press charges. If I was watching tv, and someone busted in on me rubbing one out, it would be justified. What kind of people carry swords in the first place.
 

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real picture of the guy...

i'd take credit but i don't have a sword, just the Sikh kirpan (dagger) haha
Are you guys sikh? Hard to tell with some of the darkies. They could pass for Italian, Mexican, Muslim, Sikh, Buddhist, black.
 

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and add in he didnt own a phone to call police which forced his mid-evil act of bravery.....im guessin he had no phone because he porbably couldnt meet stringent requirements and or pay the bill..........33 months in jail might seem like the ritz-carlton to this guy
 

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Are you guys sikh? Hard to tell with some of the darkies. They could pass for Italian, Mexican, Muslim, Sikh, Buddhist, black.

family is sikh yeah although i'm not a practicing sikh so to speak...more spiritual than anything else. faith-based not religiously-based.
 

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