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Had to go to the doctor for that thing I was talking about the other day with the hernia. Turns out I just had an infection (no not an STD, have had check-ups on that), but the doctor wanted to get an ultrasound on my right nut to check for cancer. Just a pre-cautionary thing, but worth the check I suppose.

I had no clue what to expect, so I show up for my 3:15 appointment today, and this lady calls me back. She tells me to take off my pants and boxers and cover up with this little sheet. She comes in like a minute later and starts the ultrasound. .

This was pretty awkward, I had this lady rubbing my balls for 20 minutes with the little ultrasound thing and this gel. So halfway through I started getting hard. . . I couldn't help it. So I started trying to think of the most random shit, naming players on every baseball team I could think of, just anything to keep from getting fully hard. I was successful and stopped it about halfway, but there was no way she didn't notice. Thought it was pretty hilarious after I got out of there though.
 

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I'm sure she's seen it and wasn't suprised. Nonetheless the visual of you thinking "cal ripken, ozzie smith, please don't get erect, tony gwynn, sammy sosa, go down skippy, juan gonzalez, alex gonzalez, the other alex gonzalez, phew I'm limp" is pretty funny.
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for a second there i thought you said you were pregnant
 

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So let me get this straight, this woman fondles your balls for 20 minutes to the state of semi-erectness, snaps off some polaroids, doesn't complain, then leaves.
I think I'm in love.:hump:
 
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Had to go to the doctor

You could have stopped right there. That is the story of your life.

I seriously have to think that you are a hypochondriac (or a bored story teller).

Come on Kruser, you aren't this broken down.
 

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You could have stopped right there. That is the story of your life.

I seriously have to think that you are a hypochondriac (or a bored story teller).

Come on Kruser, you aren't this broken down.


I can't even fathom making this stuff up. What could I possibly get out of it?

I mentioned the other day that I had the hernia thing that I was worried about. . you think I set that up just to continue with this story?
 
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Not at all. I just have a hard time believing that you have 20% of the health issues that you get yourself all worked up about.

As Dante says, just relax man!!
 

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I get a lump on my nut and it stays for a while then goes away. Have had this for a few years. I just checked and it isn't there at the moment. I ain't scared.
 

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A quote from that thread ,

"When it comes to your balls, there is no such thing as overreaction. They can't give you a new one and whatever it was could cause a condition in the other. I almost waited too long with a problem of mine and I got very lucky. Almost lost them both. Get to the doctor."

Another one,

"This reminds me of the baseball player that got spiked in the gonad area. He got a checkup and they found cancer on one of his twins. Turns out they took it out. Lucky for him that he got spiked down there."
 

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I know Kruser I am more of the "wait and see" kinda guy though. If it didn't go away I'd get it checked out. I haven't even thought about for a long time though. I will have to start checkng my balls more often.

Rub your balls, feel your balls, squeaze your balls, please your balls. Whatever it takes.
 

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This thing had been going on for 3-4 months. I just kept putting it off until one day I noticed a bump on one. So I went to a Dr, he(Yes he, I didn't have a choice) felt it also and sent me to get this ultrasound. What was I supposed to do, say no "I'm alright"
 

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dude i would not even care unless the nurse was some ugly hag

you should have put your hands behind your head and asked her to finish you off
 

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