How many Rx forum members needed to change light bulb?

Paterno · Mar 22, 2007

Stolen from another board......Feel free to add some more.

How many Board Members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as ****-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Paterno · Mar 22, 2007

1 to ask if they can exchange the light bulb for cash in Jasin or P069 Bodog/Pokerstars accounts

xpanda · Mar 22, 2007

1 to post pictures of naked light bulbs, forcing the entire light bulb discussion thread to be moved the RR.

juice · Mar 22, 2007

3 to talk about either masturbating to porn while using the light bulb or sticking the light bulb up their ass

Paterno · Mar 22, 2007

xpanda said:
1 to post pictures of naked light bulbs, forcing the entire light bulb discussion thread to be moved the RR.

:lolBIG:

I almost posted something similar about light bulb and female mods (see xpanda/turkey thread)

xpanda · Mar 22, 2007

Paterno said:
:lolBIG:

I almost posted something similar about light bulb and female mods (see xpanda/turkey thread)

My alternate:

1 to ask the question: "does this light bulb come in a strap-on model?"

:>Grin>

joeyfitzclick · Mar 22, 2007

1 to ask if there is a different way of changing the lighbulb even after all have agreed on one set of rules/directions. (PO69)

1 to ask if the light will kill itself (skins)

1 to ask the light bulb on a date (kimchee)

...and of course 1 to point at the camera while we take a picture of it.

trytrytry · Mar 22, 2007

1 to ask if JJGold has ever changed a lightbulb

trytrytry · Mar 22, 2007

1 to point out that Shrink stole the Lightbulb changing direction booklet

WVU · Mar 22, 2007

1 to explain that he himself invented the light bulb back in the 80's

WVU · Mar 22, 2007

another to detail why he needs a lightbulb to see the insides of xpandora's box

royboy_3831 · Mar 22, 2007

5 from scalpers arguing the cheapest and most cost effective lightbulbs, and where to buy them in bulk.

turnip · Mar 22, 2007

1 to post "gl tonight!!"

turnip · Mar 22, 2007

10 to say they have a GUARANTEED LOCK on the best way to change a bulb

5 to flame them for using the L-word

5 to ask for a documented record on previous attempts at changing light bulbs

20 to flame much later, after the "lock" was proven not to be the best method, claiming they lost 10,000 light bulbs thanks to him

-Slim- · Mar 22, 2007

1 playersonly69 poster to brag about how many lightbulbs he has.

da1prophet · Mar 22, 2007

5 to post "THIS IS IT!! WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN THE DARK FROM HERE ON OUT!!"

3 to post blaming the darkness on Calvin Ayre

3 more posting to blame the darkness on poker players

and 2 stragglers posting three weeks after the light bulb has been changed saying "hey guys, did you notice that the light bulb was burnt out"

da1prophet · Mar 22, 2007

Also...

5 to say that the DoJ is behind all of these lightbulbs burning out, and that they have extensive files on all lamp owners

5 to curse the Bush Administration for lightbulbs burning out

3 to call the 5 previous posters pinko liberals and to point out that light bulbs were burning out during the Clinton Administration

1 foreign poster to say that all American lamp owners are morons, and that in their country the government gives them all of the light bulbs they need

1 American poster to crack back saying that while they may get free light bulbs they also pay 80% of their income in taxes

da1prophet · Mar 22, 2007

2 to ask if they can get a foreign address so they can also get free lightbulbs

da1prophet · Mar 22, 2007

da1prophet said:
and 2 stragglers posting three weeks after the light bulb has been changed saying "hey guys, did you notice that the light bulb was burnt out"

...which will prompt a lengthy thread making fun of these guys, starting with a graphic of a caveman discovering fire...

Kornholio · Mar 22, 2007

1 to chime in about how off topic the thread is and why we are allowed to post such drivel in the offshore forum

6 to agree with him

5 to say how they love the off topic chit-chat during the day.