Prayers Answered---Theismann out on MNF. Bring on Jaws!

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NEW YORK (SI.com) -- Joe Theismann will not return as an analyst on "Monday Night Football" this season, according to reports from Newsday and The New York Times.
When reached by phone, according to Newsday, Theismann would neither confirm nor deny the report, and added he could not respond publicly "until I fully understand what has taken place."
A Super Bowl-winning quarterback with the Redskins and ESPN NFL commentator since 1988, Theismann, 57, was apparently informed of his removal on Friday. But Newsday quoted an ESPN spokesman as saying "we have nothing to announce."
In ESPN's first year of MNF, Theismann paired with Mike Tirico and Tony Kornheiser. Media critics often pointed out the lack of cohesion between Theismann and Kornheiser, even though the Washington D.C.-based personalities have known each other for more than 25 years.
Theismann's replacement could be current ESPN analyst Ron Jaworski. Other names bandied about include Bill Parcells (who recently signed with ESPN) and Emmitt Smith, the league's all-time rushing leader. An official announcement could come Monday.

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NEW YORK (SI.com) -- "until I fully understand what has taken place."

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Let me make things clear for ya Joe.
You sucked because you are a pompous, self righteous, gag bag that never shut the fuck up.

Hope that helped Joe.
 

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I played golf with this A-HOLE years ago and he was dressed as if he was going to a club. He was so cocky and the type of guy that thought he knew everything good for the A-Hole. I have also played with JAWS and he is the most down to earth guy you would ever meet!!
 

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Great news to wake up to. Theisman has always been the most overrated announcer. He always states the obvious but does so as if he has just discovered the cure for cancer.

Jaws will be 10 times better and will probably remain in the booth for a long time. And he will likely interact much better with kornheiser
 

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he does not understand what has taken place because they sent him a fax
 
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good news as far as I'm concerned but lets see who they replace him with
 

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Joe played QB... in the league you know...:lol:

This is a good move by ESPN...even without knowing who the replacement is.
 

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I hope to God it isn't that crochety old fart Parcells....why anyone wants to listen to a word he has to say, the miserable SOB....sorry I just despise him.

Dallas figured it out, T.O. was worth more than miserable, stale Bill.
 

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kornholer a 1000 times worse than theisman but a good start
 

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i would take a booth with mike patrick and steve young.

i think they would do a great job.
 

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Theisman lived in the same dorm and same hallway as i did, obviously years before I attended ND.

This one morning before a football game some guy comes into my room, an alumnus that says he lived there years back and wanted to check it out with his family. Points around to various things at the room, then points at a chair and says, "and that's where Theisman used to sit in my room, drink all my beer, and tell me how great of a quarterback he was going to be in the NFL."

The guy did not say this endearingly. Cocky prick Theisman is.

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yet again:

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hahaha bitches :lol:
 

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yet again?

Last time I looked the Redskins had 3 Super Bowls rings and the Eagles nada.
 

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You are kidding right, do any of you or should I say have any of you remember hearing Jaws do the pre-season Eagles games???? Annoying is a slight word. He never shuts the hell up and is a constant overtalk on anyone, you will see. By mid season most will be complaining.
 

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