Nipping all the April Fools day jokes in the bud - 4 year old bumped thread.

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This Sunday is april fools day... beware of any posts similar to the following:

1. BOS repays all players

2. Neteller re-opens

3. Sen. Jon Kyl caught on tape in a hotel room playing craps and having gay sex with NCAA basketball players

4. Bin Laudin Captured

5. Barney Frank succeeds in repealing gambling ban.
 

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6. Fishhead returning as mod

7. Bash to held at Bellagio, all posters e-mail XPANDA for your free 3 night stay.
 

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5teamparlay said:
7. Bash to held at Bellagio, all posters e-mail XPANDA for your free 3 night stay.
Damn it, I got so siked up for a second.
 

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8. All Sportsbook clients have gotten paid except Lenny Bruce
9. Dubpoet has a winning day
10. Joey Fitz gets laid
11. Levi bangs an Asian
12. Wil tells a joke
13. All men now like a dildo in their ass
14. Mr Hognuts has stopped walking
15. WC Bias adds Milli Vanilli,Snow, and O town to his music collection
 

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16) RoxyGurl is really a girl.

17) Mr. Newlywed won 5 dollars on a scratch off.

18) Master L broke even in college basketball this year.

19) Boxslayer likes women.

20) SkinsRaj is hung like Julio Franco

21) Xpanda does not want to have incessant sexual relations with me.

:drink: :bunnies: :pope:
 

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22. SSI has a system that works
23. The Manej is still 19
24. Kim Chee dates a white woman
25. Journey responds to a rubberroom post
26. Winbet is really a pirate
 

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Good idea this thread, I made it siticky for a while.






wil.
 

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LSU is in ANOTHER championship run..........o wait im sorry that ones true aint it.................. F U USC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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sportsbook.com will be sending out your bankwires & checks in the next 2 to 3 weeks, even if you have not re-quested a check they will send you one anyway !!!:lolBIG:
 

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27. Florida and UCLA square off today to decide who will go to the championship game.
28. Pesident signs bill outlawing Porn
29. I am never posting again. I mean it.
30. The RX has hired Sinsation Pictures to bring 50 porn stars to the Bash this year to provide any and all services requested by its members.
 

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33. Rubber room posters arent interested in sex or bashing one another
34. Cold weather uses a normal font and no emoticons
35. Joe C actually debates without cuting and pasting
36. The days of 20% bonus whoring are back! Have a blast.
37. Royal decides to run the free 40$ account promo again, and will honor everyone who runs it up.
 

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39) HenHouse decides to have a three way with Mr. Potter and Choptalk

40) Mr. Smith gets an American Idol prediction right.

41) Boxslayer's Stephanie Edwards wins American Idol as she sounds exactly like Beyonce....Bawahahhahaha.

42) Winkyduck decides to give up looking at partially clothed or nude women

43) Sherwood goes to jail for 10 years for plagirising ESPN Scoop Jackson

44) The RX's LLWS Capper gets caught on Dateline to Catch A Predator
 

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45. Bodog puts up lines same time as the Greek and gives out the best favorite line

46. Choptalk claims his allegiance to Earl Boykins and asks mods to change his name to Smalltalk
 

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Dante decides he will no longer talk about the Bash 12 months out of the year.

Mods get 50% raises.

Fishhead admits he really was a 48% capper .

Lander admits he worked for the Republican party.

Ace Ace reveals "it was all in the darts".

OldManTed, is really a 19 year old wiz kid college student.

WVU ,BigBet, PPeter and Halifax start a new online money transfer service and have all moved to Bogota Columbia... they decide to call it 'The-Carteller'

Dante decides he can't keep his promise and posts a top ten Bash moments list.

Fishhead decides he will run for Mayor of Iowa and if he wins will post on occasion.

Choptalk bets the entire forum the Braves and Saints will sweep the W.S. and S.B.
 

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I thought the bash was at the Bellagio. That's the email I got yesterday,Except it was for only 2 nights. Whoops! Never mind, it was from the EOG.
 

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47) Journeyman uses numbers when posting a list in a forum

48) JimFiest's dentist really is a 10,000 dollar a game bettor

49) Journeyman finds out that picture of the chick on a motorcycle really was a woman

50) Coldweather and Ace-Ace tie for Best Grammar and Sentence Construction in America

51) Boxslayer and Fishhead decide to leave for good and not post again.

52) Porno Paul steps down from his job and hires Rawpimple as his replacement

53) Rawpimple decided to show the world the beauty of him and Xpanda slappin skins and sells this video for 19.99 :pope: The Pope concurs and highly supports this endeavor.
 

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