Fellas ...I'm Back !!
Let Me to tell u about An extraordinary weekend That had everything to do with sports and everything to due with LIFE !
Went to opening day For the phils game , with two of my friends .unfortunately , one of em left his ticket at home ..he tried to scalp/ but couldn't land one at a fairprice. i know i shouldn't ve but i gave him my ticket 'cause i was leavin halfway thru the game to fly into atlanta .
so i hailed a cab arrived into atlanta 'round 7:30 ....Budget DID NOT have a CAR READY for me for a Dropoff into augusta .So i waited a half hour And Finally They provided me with a Ford tornado ...
arrived at the sheraton atlanta Downtown But had to quickly hail a cab to The Game without checkn in .
FLORIDA fans EVERYWHERE ! Outnumbered the Bucks fans...a festive atmosphere . Osu looked good early on ,But it was Apparent That their Outside shooting was absolutely herrendous .....Osu kept feeding it in low to Oden and kept it within reach ,but Florida kept squashing any runs . Bottom line, Osu outside shooting and failure to drive To the basket hurt them ...Osu had to play their best in order to have a shot , but they played sub par ...wouldve liked to C a closer game and my FInances took quite a HIT as it was 75% florida action. Left quickly with 2 minutes left to hail a Cab.Had to barte with the Cab driver as they Don't like providing Short trips ..20 freakin Bucks for a 10 minute ride !
checked in late ...carried my souvenirs n slept like a baby !
Next morning , walked over To The CNN building and took the CNN tour...fellas , It was WELL Worth IT ! A true insight into journalism . Heavy security to Take the tour as there are no photos allowed . Speakin of security,a half hour after my tour n mpre souvenir shopping , as I Was grabbin a Bite to eat at the CNN Mall , It suddenly dawned on Me out of the Corner of my eye , I saw a dozen people Running towards me .........NEXT THING I Heard.....POP! POP ! POP ! What the FVCK ???? ..yeah Dudes , I Got The Fvck outta the building runnin Towards the exits !! .....It Turns out a Black Man SHOT his EX galfriend right in the Fvckn FAce !...the gunshots were only 30 feet from me although I did Not see him .I FVckn HEARD IT mAN.....UNFVCKNBELIEVABLE !!!!
I quickly caught a Cab n had to unwind.I Excercised in the sheraton gym n relaxed in the jacuzzi .Got a great Sushi Dinner at RAY's Sushi ..... got myself a hooker from craigslist...great deal 120 bucks ,But the chick was overweight , biut i Didn't care....She wouldn't go bareback with Even oral so i was a bit disappointed.
Woke up and drove Early into augusta for weds practice Rd. Waitnin in securityline was murder BUT It Was well worth it ! First Guy I saw was Olgivy on the practice green ...saw arny from afar / Sergio n even tiger ! Let Me tell u Boys, That Course is awfully Hilly ! I was Zoned out after only 6 hrs ...bought More gifts n had to take a major phiss...ended up waitin in line for 25 minutes to use the restroom .
Had To pick up my Badge for the next day's 1st Rd. You have to return The badges as there is a 5,000 fine . Anyway, picked up my badge n stopped by mcdonalds n Checked in to The country innn ...unfortunately , I went to the wrong country inn and had To backtrack Thru all That augusta traffic Back near the damn mcdonalds . Anyway , unpacked n Treated myself to another Hooker . unfortunately, The Hotel Did Not have a yellow pages so i had to dial info for Escort agencies...FVCK ! ..Another overweight Hooker .....Again, Complete protection ...just totally Sucked !!!
Next morning, back into augusta golf traffic on washington rd. planted myself on amen Corner and just saw the Complete beauty of this course . even , bought Myself a yummy pimento sandwhich...that's one Great thing about augusta...the Concessions are really cheap ! Had to go to The bathroom , but did not feel like waiting in line.Checked my Golf Course Map and there was indeed some wooded area next to The 10th .......UNfvcknBelievable !! Yes I did the most sacrireligious thing I could Do....I took a phiss on Augusta 's Golf course ! It was Worth it to say I did it...away from security N fans ...
Saw tiger tree off n went to return my badge ...flew from bushfield augusta but took forever to get there as dees Southern hicks are pretty terrible with directions. landed in charlotte, But had a 3 hour delay to get to phgilly... Finally , arrived in philly n this guy Girgio (who was my limo driver For tropiano ) hooked up and Talked about gettin Some asian woman...he apparently Is marryin one overseas ..so i asked him to hook me up ...he said he would as he Dropped me off to my new Volkswagen Beetle ...drove home from The hotel dropoff ....went straight to Bed...AND Who Greets me in the morning ???.a phone Calll from my 400$ Ex birthday GirlFriend !!! UNFVCKNBelievable !!!..
Bottom Line .....Georgia's sporting events Rule ...Their Hookers SUCK !!!:bunnies:
hno: :thumbsup:
Let Me to tell u about An extraordinary weekend That had everything to do with sports and everything to due with LIFE !
Went to opening day For the phils game , with two of my friends .unfortunately , one of em left his ticket at home ..he tried to scalp/ but couldn't land one at a fairprice. i know i shouldn't ve but i gave him my ticket 'cause i was leavin halfway thru the game to fly into atlanta .
so i hailed a cab arrived into atlanta 'round 7:30 ....Budget DID NOT have a CAR READY for me for a Dropoff into augusta .So i waited a half hour And Finally They provided me with a Ford tornado ...
arrived at the sheraton atlanta Downtown But had to quickly hail a cab to The Game without checkn in .
FLORIDA fans EVERYWHERE ! Outnumbered the Bucks fans...a festive atmosphere . Osu looked good early on ,But it was Apparent That their Outside shooting was absolutely herrendous .....Osu kept feeding it in low to Oden and kept it within reach ,but Florida kept squashing any runs . Bottom line, Osu outside shooting and failure to drive To the basket hurt them ...Osu had to play their best in order to have a shot , but they played sub par ...wouldve liked to C a closer game and my FInances took quite a HIT as it was 75% florida action. Left quickly with 2 minutes left to hail a Cab.Had to barte with the Cab driver as they Don't like providing Short trips ..20 freakin Bucks for a 10 minute ride !
checked in late ...carried my souvenirs n slept like a baby !
Next morning , walked over To The CNN building and took the CNN tour...fellas , It was WELL Worth IT ! A true insight into journalism . Heavy security to Take the tour as there are no photos allowed . Speakin of security,a half hour after my tour n mpre souvenir shopping , as I Was grabbin a Bite to eat at the CNN Mall , It suddenly dawned on Me out of the Corner of my eye , I saw a dozen people Running towards me .........NEXT THING I Heard.....POP! POP ! POP ! What the FVCK ???? ..yeah Dudes , I Got The Fvck outta the building runnin Towards the exits !! .....It Turns out a Black Man SHOT his EX galfriend right in the Fvckn FAce !...the gunshots were only 30 feet from me although I did Not see him .I FVckn HEARD IT mAN.....UNFVCKNBELIEVABLE !!!!
I quickly caught a Cab n had to unwind.I Excercised in the sheraton gym n relaxed in the jacuzzi .Got a great Sushi Dinner at RAY's Sushi ..... got myself a hooker from craigslist...great deal 120 bucks ,But the chick was overweight , biut i Didn't care....She wouldn't go bareback with Even oral so i was a bit disappointed.
Woke up and drove Early into augusta for weds practice Rd. Waitnin in securityline was murder BUT It Was well worth it ! First Guy I saw was Olgivy on the practice green ...saw arny from afar / Sergio n even tiger ! Let Me tell u Boys, That Course is awfully Hilly ! I was Zoned out after only 6 hrs ...bought More gifts n had to take a major phiss...ended up waitin in line for 25 minutes to use the restroom .
Had To pick up my Badge for the next day's 1st Rd. You have to return The badges as there is a 5,000 fine . Anyway, picked up my badge n stopped by mcdonalds n Checked in to The country innn ...unfortunately , I went to the wrong country inn and had To backtrack Thru all That augusta traffic Back near the damn mcdonalds . Anyway , unpacked n Treated myself to another Hooker . unfortunately, The Hotel Did Not have a yellow pages so i had to dial info for Escort agencies...FVCK ! ..Another overweight Hooker .....Again, Complete protection ...just totally Sucked !!!
Next morning, back into augusta golf traffic on washington rd. planted myself on amen Corner and just saw the Complete beauty of this course . even , bought Myself a yummy pimento sandwhich...that's one Great thing about augusta...the Concessions are really cheap ! Had to go to The bathroom , but did not feel like waiting in line.Checked my Golf Course Map and there was indeed some wooded area next to The 10th .......UNfvcknBelievable !! Yes I did the most sacrireligious thing I could Do....I took a phiss on Augusta 's Golf course ! It was Worth it to say I did it...away from security N fans ...
Saw tiger tree off n went to return my badge ...flew from bushfield augusta but took forever to get there as dees Southern hicks are pretty terrible with directions. landed in charlotte, But had a 3 hour delay to get to phgilly... Finally , arrived in philly n this guy Girgio (who was my limo driver For tropiano ) hooked up and Talked about gettin Some asian woman...he apparently Is marryin one overseas ..so i asked him to hook me up ...he said he would as he Dropped me off to my new Volkswagen Beetle ...drove home from The hotel dropoff ....went straight to Bed...AND Who Greets me in the morning ???.a phone Calll from my 400$ Ex birthday GirlFriend !!! UNFVCKNBelievable !!!..
Bottom Line .....Georgia's sporting events Rule ...Their Hookers SUCK !!!:bunnies:
hno: :thumbsup:
