The REAL reason for Sanjaya's success

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His sister, or more specifically, his sister's breasts

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AGREE shots of her in audience gets me to vote for him....of course im weak
 

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For the Love of Shyamali

By Erik Gunther
Wed, April 11, 2007, 05:43 pm PST
For someone who's on TV for mere seconds each week, Shyamali Malakar has made a large impression with searchers. Usually spotted in the audience of "American Idol" rooting heartily for her brother Sanjaya, Ms. Malakar's lovely looks have enchanted viewers.
Although she tried out for the singing competition and didn't make the cut, she's become a success in Buzz without having to even make a sound. Searches on "shyamali malakar" spike each Tuesday after the Idol broadcast and are up 211% this week alone. Queries for "shyamali malakar pics" and "shyamali malakar hooters pics" are also making an impression in Buzz.
For those who haven't taken the time to properly introduce themselves to Shyamali, searches on "sanjaya sister" (+304%), "sanjaya's sister pics" (+252%), and "sanjaya malakar sister" (+84%) are sufficing. While she's not pulling down the same number of searches as her oft-derided bro, rarely has someone done so little to earn this much interest. The curvaceous cutie notches about 1/10th of the searches of Sanjaya, but he might want to consider making her an integral part of his post-Idol plan for success.
 

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Simon might not care for this kid but, he's made the show this year more talked about and from a different audience then in any year past IMO...

Everyone wants to know 'did the little kid with the girly voice and the Leif Garret hair make it another week'?

I would not be at all surprised if he made it into the top 3.
 

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As usual, WC you are WAY OFF. She has nothing to do with his success, and she isn't even that hot
 

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As usual, WC you are WAY OFF. She has nothing to do with his success, and she isn't even that hot

Uhhhh, that's a headline off another blog, I just copied and pasted (I did throw in the part about her breasts).

I know you fancy yourself quite the expert on American Idol (and Ohio State wide receivers), but anytime you would like to debate anything regarding music with me, feel free.
 

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read that even w/ Sanjaya's popularity and everyone wondering what he'll do next ratings were down a couple weeks ago. But I wouldn't be surpised if he last a few more weeks.

Sanjaya's sister is not my cup of tea. She's got a weird small head that look so odd compared to those bigg hooters.
 

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Don't you live in Vegas? You can find a much hotter piece of ass there just about everywhere you look.

Yeah, I go to bed with her every night. I'm guessing you have no idea what a good piece of ass is, other than the ones you think about when you whack your meat every night. Lord knows you can't possibly have any talent with the ladies....except the ones you pay for. Whore...Moan...how much extra does that cost?

Sorry big fella, obviously the joke here is way over your head. Not surprising, nor will it be when you claim to have a future ticket on the winner two hours after the final show ends.
 

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