Just curious if anyone here has ever caught their girlfriend or wife messing around and how they reacted.
As for me, I was working a graveyard shift one cold, winter morning in 1985 when I was in the Air Force and came home and found a note from my girlfriend on my door that I should crash in the barracks because she was sick and didn't one me to catch it. I was tired but I was not stupid. She had a deadbolt on the door that could only be opened from the inside. I started yelling at her to open the door or I was gonna break the door down. After a while I went around the back and found some guy climbing out the window. I kicked him right in the ass and pushed him right down the road. I had never seen him before so I figured I couldn't hold him responsible. I got inside the house and the girlfriend was crying and saying how sorry she was, bla, bla, bla.....she had some stupid doll or something and I tore it's head off and threw it on the bed and told her not to come near me and I went out and got drunk at 7:30 in the morning. I think I forgave her a few days later. She promised me unlimited head or something. That's when I found out unlimited meant like twice. Anyhow, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.
As for me, I was working a graveyard shift one cold, winter morning in 1985 when I was in the Air Force and came home and found a note from my girlfriend on my door that I should crash in the barracks because she was sick and didn't one me to catch it. I was tired but I was not stupid. She had a deadbolt on the door that could only be opened from the inside. I started yelling at her to open the door or I was gonna break the door down. After a while I went around the back and found some guy climbing out the window. I kicked him right in the ass and pushed him right down the road. I had never seen him before so I figured I couldn't hold him responsible. I got inside the house and the girlfriend was crying and saying how sorry she was, bla, bla, bla.....she had some stupid doll or something and I tore it's head off and threw it on the bed and told her not to come near me and I went out and got drunk at 7:30 in the morning. I think I forgave her a few days later. She promised me unlimited head or something. That's when I found out unlimited meant like twice. Anyhow, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.
, ass, etc. then send it to everyone she works with.
