Locate your wife by her cell phone

Hitman26 · Apr 23, 2007

What an age we live in.

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Journeyman · Apr 23, 2007

:lolBIG:

I expected that at first, then I wasn't sure when it started searching...good one.

Hitman26 · Apr 23, 2007

Levi:

I bet you are the type of guy to go see an newly released movie on Friday, and then run around to all of your friends and tell them all about it and ruin it for them.

docmercer · Apr 23, 2007

When you're done this Nigerian dude shows up with suitcases of money and you get $100 from Bill Gates just from forwarding the link.

docmercer · Apr 23, 2007

Hitman26 said:
Levi:

I bet you are the type of guy to go see an newly released movie on Friday, and then run around to all of your friends and tell them all about it and ruin it for them.

Except in this case the movie was released in 2002.

levistep · Apr 23, 2007

Hitman26 said:
Levi:

I bet you are the type of guy to go see an newly released movie on Friday, and then run around to all of your friends and tell them all about it and ruin it for them.

No, it's just that I noticed the 50+ crowd has a bad sense of humor. I had to add my mom to my spam list because she keeps sending these stupid clips/jokes that she thinks is funny. The older generations didn't grow up with computers, so they find all the stupid internet stuff really funny.

Hitman26 · Apr 23, 2007

ktvvegas said:
Except in this case the movie was released in 2002.

I'm so sorry, next time I will check with you first before I post anything that you might have seen and nevermind anyone that might get a laugh out of something that they haven't.

JudgeWapner · Apr 23, 2007

Thnak God! She's not shopping.

TheFalls · Apr 23, 2007

I'm just glad this thing isn't really for the public yet....

ivyconniver · Apr 23, 2007

The funny thing is, this type of thing actually exists

Mr. Wonderful · Apr 23, 2007

ivyconniver said:
The funny thing is, this type of thing actually exists

I seriously want more info. I could put this too good use.

D2bets · Apr 23, 2007

:lol:

Mr. Wonderful · Apr 23, 2007

I am a very good stalker. i need this info. it will make me even better. But I have a reason for my stalking, trust me.

buddyboy · Apr 24, 2007

I knew this was a joke... I mean come on? wife with a cell phone? jezzz... when my wife is not blowing me she is doing the dishes... what purpose does she need a cell phone?

:aktion033

1cheater · Apr 24, 2007

I wonder what happens to the people who actually put in a real phone number? :smoking:

PO69 · Apr 24, 2007

If you need a cellphone to locate your wife, then you need a new wife

fucnluc · May 14, 2007

ivyconniver said:
The funny thing is, this type of thing actually exists

No it doesn't. The best technology can only trace a cell phone (that doesn't have an external tracking advice attatched to it obviously) from the last call made to the nearest cell phone tower which is usually a 10 mile radius or so.

billhill999 · May 14, 2007

levistep said:
No, it's just that I noticed the 50+ crowd has a bad sense of humor. I had to add my mom to my spam list because she keeps sending these stupid clips/jokes that she thinks is funny. The older generations didn't grow up with computers, so they find all the stupid internet stuff really funny.

Hey I'm in my 40's and help develop the computer as I do that for a living and I find that funny.

levistep · May 14, 2007

I like how my first post was removed to protect a stupid joke that deserves to be in the rubber room.

docmercer · May 14, 2007

fucnluc said:
No it doesn't. The best technology can only trace a cell phone (that doesn't have an external tracking advice attatched to it obviously) from the last call made to the nearest cell phone tower which is usually a 10 mile radius or so.

No mention of an external tracking device here - and they pinpointed the phone down to the actual building it was in.

Staff
AP News
Police located a 10-year-old boy awaiting a heart transplant by asking his mother's cellular provider to locate her cell phone.

John Paul May of Harrisville had the successful surgery at Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh on Saturday night, but came dangerously close to being passed over for the donor heart until police tracked down the boy and his mother at a jazz festival.

The hospital called state police Saturday afternoon because officials
couldn't reach the boy's parents to let them know a donor heart had been found. When police couldn't find the boy or reach him by phone, they contacted Sprint Nextel Corp. to get the coordinates of his mother's cell phone.

"The only time you can use it is life or death, or to track someone wanted in a homicide," state police Cpl. James Green said. Otherwise, police must get a warrant from a judge.

Using the coordinates, state police tracked the phone to a Slippery Rock University building. Police stopped the jazz concert that was happening and announced they were looking for the boy and his mother, Sue.
The crowd of some 500 jumped to their feet and gave the boy a standing ovation as he left, said Steve Hawk, a music professor who conducted the concert.

"I've been in the entertainment business for 30 years and never had such an emotional, shocking event happen at something live," Hawk told the Butler Eagle.