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GOING TO THE YANKEE/ RED SOX GAME WITH MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS.HER ARE 5 ABSOLUTE LOCKS:

5) MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS WILL BE RUNNING LATE. THIS MEANS WE WILL PROBABLY MISS THE FIRST INNING AND THE ONLY PARKING SPACE AVAILABLE WILL BE THE $20 VALET PARKING ($40 DURING PLAYOFFS AND WORLD SERIES)

4) MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS WILL TALK ALL GAME ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT BASEBALL YET THEY WILL ASK ME TO MISS HALF THE GAME GETTING THEM FOOD AND DRINKS.
THEY WILL ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE SCORE IS SIGNIFICANTLY CHANGED WHEN I RETURN FROM THE ABOVE MISSION

3) I WILL PAY MORE FOR THE FOOD, DRINKS,PARKING GAS AND TOLLS THEN THE $300 I PAID FOR THE TICKETS

2) BY THE 5TH INNING I WILL TELL THEM TO SHUT THE HELL UP.

AND THE #1 LOCK FOR THE EVENING........ THE MOTHER ****** IN VALET PARKING WILL ASK ME FOR AN ADDITIONAL $10 TO PARK MY CAR IN A GOOD SPOT MAKING SURE HE IS NOT THE ONE RETRIEVING IT SO THAT I HAVE TO GIVE THE OTHER GUY ANOTHER TIP!!!!!!!!!!!BET THE HOUSE ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: MY PLAYS (THE MAYBES)
YANKS WITH ANDY PETITE
YANKEE TEAM OVER 5 RUNS---WITH ALL THEY PAID FOR DICE K ..HE WAS NO BARGAIN....IMO HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A 3RD PITCHER WITH A NICE REPERTOIRE OF PITCHES AND A REALLY GOOD FORK BALL. UNLESS THE RED SOX GIVE HIM TREMENDOUS RUN SUPPORT, I THINK HE'LL BE LUCKY TO WIN 15 GAMES..NOT IMPRESSED AT ALL.THEN AGAIN IT'S REALLY NOT BEEN WARM YET AND THE JAPANESE PLAYERS ARE USED TO CLIMATE CONTROLLED STADIUMS.COMMENTS WELCOMED.
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Does she have any good looking friends??? I'll help you with the bill. :drink:
 

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here is another sure thing bet the redsox friday saturday and sunday yet another sweep for beantown
 

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Have a good time tonight Metsfan.......give the broads the cash and tell them to get their own shit, you've got a game to watch!! I attend Tigers games with my wife at least 3 times per year. She's loves to watch, so I don't get bothered with that. She doesn't drink much, so I'm good there as well. It's me who usually has to refill my drink for myself, which is why I always miss something good!! :lol: Make the best of it tonight....hope you see a great game.
 

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Have a good time tonight Metsfan.......give the broads the cash and tell them to get their own shit, you've got a game to watch!! I attend Tigers games with my wife at least 3 times per year. She's loves to watch, so I don't get bothered with that. She doesn't drink much, so I'm good there as well. It's me who usually has to refill my drink for myself, which is why I always miss something good!! :lol: Make the best of it tonight....hope you see a great game.


BELIEVE ME I HAVE TRIED. WITH THE LOOKS I GET YOU'D THINK I ASKED THEM TO BLOW ME IN MONUMENT PARK. TO TOP IT OFF...ONE OF THEM ALWAYS HAS TO USE THE LADIES ROOM(THIS MEANS THEY ALL GO) AT THE END OF THE GAME TO MAKE SURE I AM THE LAST ONE OUT OF THE LOT AND I REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO PAY THAT GUY THE EXTRA $10 IN THE FIRST PLACE.
HOPE TO SEE A GREAT ONE. I JUST HOPE THEY SHELL DICE K.

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Dice-K is a phenom and will make you eat your words...

you sound like a typical New Yawker who didn't get his way....plus anyone that brings a female and her friends with them to a game is an embarrassment to the male race....

other than that whens the last time new yawk won the WS...haaaaaaaaa...

go sawx......ps have fun, with your wife an HER friends haaaaa.....

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Because of the new stadium, there are less paking lots.. If you don't get there early. Its a bitch to find parking. Take mass transit if possible.. and, its probably gonna get PPD for rain anyway


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Must be nice to be able to go to a REAL mlb game. NY, BOS, CHIC, BALT, those parks are real baseball parks.

I'm stuck with Arlington Stadium. It's not the stadium, it's the fans/people. Isn't the same, ever.

Daughter just got back from Chicago, she went to a day Cubs game. She's seen the Rangers in Arlington. She said the entire process and 'feel' was completely different. Even the food. She said it felt like a real baseball game.

Think about that = a REAL baseball game. She said it felt 'old' with some style. You won't see that here. Fans are overwhelmed by the stadium and are 1/2 ass supporters. I watched some of that series Yanks/BoSox last weekend, Jesus Balls! THERE are some fans, like in Chicago, Detroit, NY. Compare that to SD, Texas, Astros = hah!

METFAN = remember tonight = you are in an evironment that IS baseball.

now, if you can be on the right SIDE tonight, that'll pay for everything (except parking) = Parking costs will take an extra parlay or two, heh!

have fun = think about you buds way down south (watching tv baseball)

us in ozone city
 

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Must be nice to be able to go to a REAL mlb game. NY, BOS, CHIC, BALT, those parks are real baseball parks.

I'm stuck with Arlington Stadium. It's not the stadium, it's the fans/people. Isn't the same, ever.

Daughter just got back from Chicago, she went to a day Cubs game. She's seen the Rangers in Arlington. She said the entire process and 'feel' was completely different. Even the food. She said it felt like a real baseball game.

Think about that = a REAL baseball game. She said it felt 'old' with some style. You won't see that here. Fans are overwhelmed by the stadium and are 1/2 ass supporters. I watched some of that series Yanks/BoSox last weekend, Jesus Balls! THERE are some fans, like in Chicago, Detroit, NY. Compare that to SD, Texas, Astros = hah!

METFAN = remember tonight = you are in an evironment that IS baseball.

now, if you can be on the right SIDE tonight, that'll pay for everything (except parking) = Parking costs will take an extra parlay or two, heh!

have fun = think about you buds way down south (watching tv baseball)

us in ozone city

HEY STEVIE HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU DOING IN GOOD IN BASEBALL AS YOU DID IN COLLEGE HOOPS??? GRABBING TEXAS BOY PETITE VS THE OVER HYPED RED SOX IMPORT.BELIEVE ME THERE WON'T BE ANY LAID BACK FANS AT A YANKEE / RED SUCKS GAME. PROBABLY NO TACOS EITHER. IF SHE CAME HERE FOR ONE OF THESE GAMES SHE PROBABLY WOULD REMEMBER IT FOR A LONG TIME. USUALLY GOOD FOR A FEW BRAWLS TOO.:toast:
 

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Dice-K is a phenom and will make you eat your words...

you sound like a typical New Yawker who didn't get his way....plus anyone that brings a female and her friends with them to a game is an embarrassment to the male race....

other than that whens the last time new yawk won the WS...haaaaaaaaa...

go sawx......ps have fun, with your wife an HER friends haaaaa.....

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DICE K SUCKS MORE THAN A CHEAP CHINESE HOOKER (THAT'S REDUNDANT) WOW REDUNDANT AND OXYMORON ALL IN THE SAME THREAD. WHAT'S THE RX COMING TOO? DICE K DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE THE HIGHEST PRICE PITCHER IN BASEBALL. THE FACT THAT THE RED SUCKS OVER POSTED BY $11 MILLION :ohno: SHOWS HOW STUPID THEY ARE.
ALMOST AS STUPID AS YOU WHO APPARENTLY THINKS I GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT THE YANKEES. LOOK AT MY SCREEN NAME JACKASS..IT'S METFAN(JETER BLOWS WAS ALREADY TAKEN) NOT YANKEE FAN OR DONNIE BASEBALL.MY WIFE IS THE YANKEE FAN.
I'M SURE I'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE GAME..ESPECIALLY WHEN SOME DRUNKEN RED SUCKS FANS (OOPS ANOTHER REDUNDENT STATEMENT) GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF THEM....

BILL BUCKNER FOR THE HALL OF FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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GOOD IF THEY MAKE IT UP JUNE 24TH OR AS A DAY GAME THAT WEEK.

THE WEATHER HAS TO BE NICER. IN THIS WEATHER THE 3 OF THEM WILL BE TAKING ABOUT THEIR HAIR FOR 3 INNINGS:nohead:
 

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DICE K SUCKS MORE THAN A CHEAP CHINESE HOOKER (THAT'S REDUNDANT) WOW REDUNDANT AND OXYMORON ALL IN THE SAME THREAD. WHAT'S THE RX COMING TOO? DICE K DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE THE HIGHEST PRICE PITCHER IN BASEBALL. THE FACT THAT THE RED SUCKS OVER POSTED BY $11 MILLION :ohno: SHOWS HOW STUPID THEY ARE.
ALMOST AS STUPID AS YOU WHO APPARENTLY THINKS I GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT THE YANKEES. LOOK AT MY SCREEN NAME JACKASS..IT'S METFAN(JETER BLOWS WAS ALREADY TAKEN) NOT YANKEE FAN OR DONNIE BASEBALL.MY WIFE IS THE YANKEE FAN.
I'M SURE I'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE GAME..ESPECIALLY WHEN SOME DRUNKEN RED SUCKS FANS (OOPS ANOTHER REDUNDENT STATEMENT) GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF THEM....

BILL BUCKNER FOR THE HALL OF FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Gonna be in NY this weekend with some friends and we just bought some sweet seats for the 4pm game tomorrow, looking forward to it, will be my first time ever at Yankee Stadium
 

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Gonna be in NY this weekend with some friends and we just bought some sweet seats for the 4pm game tomorrow, looking forward to it, will be my first time ever at Yankee Stadium


that's fantastic. Where are you sitting?? Hopefully the weather holds up for you. Not looking good for this evening.Where are you visiting from?What ever you do make sure you get there real early so that you can take a stroll through monument park and enjoy the game.:toast:
 

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like i stated sounds like a new yawwwwker not getting his way.....

ps have fun at the game with your WIFE an GIRLFRIENDS haaaaaa....

up here in boston we go out with the guys not the women, but thats the difference here....like i said have fun sweety....muuuaaah...

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"THEY WILL ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE SCORE IS SIGNIFICANTLY CHANGED WHEN I RETURN FROM THE ABOVE MISSION" metfan
now that is some funny shit.


"up here in boston we go out with the guys not the women, but thats the difference here" ---mudder
i already knew that about redsox fans.!
 

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