Ok, gents. here is the word from the prophets.
THESE are the SHIT, from somewhere far away. If you have had too many hot dogs that were bad, too much warm beer, not even enough loving (read:head), some bad luck due to bullpens giving up your hard-earned work (DAMMIT!), then here is my new daily post, Picks from the shadow world, picks from the gut-land of experience. These are based on too many factors too mention (including MATH, for Gods sake!) and some statistical 'centering' and theory of statistical analysis'.
OK, here goes, ride 'em cowboy, and win the bucks, mi amigo.
NBA
Take HOUSTON +3 over UTAH = piss on Jazz, Tx team rolls and wins straight up here. 5 units of love.
Take SA/DEN over 192.5 = both teams need lots of love and points, they will bomb in about 200.
NHL =
OTTAWA +1.5 goals -250 Winner
BUFFALO - EVEN and take the +1.5 goals -260 Hot wings for everyone!
MLB
KC +1.5 runs -220 Bet against anyone named Weaver.
SDP -130 Pads get back together tonight with Maddux. Old-man magic returns.
NYM with Glavine -200 = because he is Tom, you bet on him and win.
FLA +101 with Willis (what you talkin' bout?) Dontrell wins this one.
PITT with GORZELANNY (once again, dammit, this guy can pitch! and he will win this one easily)
There they are. WINNERS corner. Parlay all these, then buy me a case of Cristal and send the love. IT will happen, and no, I'm NOT listening to John Mayer. BuckCherry, yes. As they say, "Life ain't nothing but bitches and money". Check 'em out.
Play these up top. You will wipe the grin rightoffa their faces and slap one on yous.
GL once for me = and once for you.
Uncle Steve in TEX
:money8:
THESE are the SHIT, from somewhere far away. If you have had too many hot dogs that were bad, too much warm beer, not even enough loving (read:head), some bad luck due to bullpens giving up your hard-earned work (DAMMIT!), then here is my new daily post, Picks from the shadow world, picks from the gut-land of experience. These are based on too many factors too mention (including MATH, for Gods sake!) and some statistical 'centering' and theory of statistical analysis'.
OK, here goes, ride 'em cowboy, and win the bucks, mi amigo.
NBA
Take HOUSTON +3 over UTAH = piss on Jazz, Tx team rolls and wins straight up here. 5 units of love.
Take SA/DEN over 192.5 = both teams need lots of love and points, they will bomb in about 200.
NHL =
OTTAWA +1.5 goals -250 Winner
BUFFALO - EVEN and take the +1.5 goals -260 Hot wings for everyone!
MLB
KC +1.5 runs -220 Bet against anyone named Weaver.
SDP -130 Pads get back together tonight with Maddux. Old-man magic returns.
NYM with Glavine -200 = because he is Tom, you bet on him and win.
FLA +101 with Willis (what you talkin' bout?) Dontrell wins this one.
PITT with GORZELANNY (once again, dammit, this guy can pitch! and he will win this one easily)
There they are. WINNERS corner. Parlay all these, then buy me a case of Cristal and send the love. IT will happen, and no, I'm NOT listening to John Mayer. BuckCherry, yes. As they say, "Life ain't nothing but bitches and money". Check 'em out.
Play these up top. You will wipe the grin rightoffa their faces and slap one on yous.
GL once for me = and once for you.
Uncle Steve in TEX
:money8: