First Fidelity Calls me AGAIN today - this was funny. . .

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I start weeping on the phone. I tell them a huge story about how I lost all my money, my wife, kids, job, and my house. I make it a very elaborate story.

-I tell her that I have shaped up, am attending GA meetings regularily, and have my life back on track.

She sounds really saddened by the story, and says congratulations.

To end the call she says, "When you get some more money you should look into our bonuses and give us a call"

WHAT THE FUCK. Are you kidding me?
 

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They used to be relentless at calling my house until I bitched long and hard enough. I actually used to enjoy playing there. Knew I'd get paid and such == but it just wasn't worth the aggrivation.

I even asked the CS manager the last time I called, "I all but promised I would stop playing here if you guys called again, and lo and behold, you did call.....why chase a customer like that?"

"Well, our marketing tactics are just the way we choose to do business. We feel in the long run it does much more good than harm."

Uhh....whatever!
 

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