Metfan's Absolute Mother's Day Lock

THAT GRAND SLAM TURNED A WINNER INTO A LOSER. ONCE AGAIN DOING BETTER IN THE NATIONAL THAN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE.ALSO THE PARLAYS HAVE BEEN NO WHERE.
YESTERDAY 14-17-2 -$70

YTD 260-243 +$5298


TODAYS LOCK:
FIRST BREAKFAST IN BED.RARE BURGER WITH SUNNY SIDE EGG ON TOP.(BUTTER THE PAN TO SLIDE THE EGG OUT) TOAST AND HER FAVORITE DUTCH COFFEE. TAKE OUT THE SPORTS AND GIVE HER THE PAPER.

AT 1:00 GIVE HER HER FAVORITE BOTTLE OF CHILLED WHITE WINE.
AT 2:00 TELL HER YOU ARE GOING TO AN EARLY SEASON GOLF LESSON AND YOU'LL BE BRINGING BACK A SURPRISE,
AT 3:00 ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE DRIVING RANGE PICK UP 2 STUFFED LOBSTERS AND SOME BAKED CLAMS.
AT 6.:00 HEAT UP THE LOBSTERS AND CLAMS. OPEN THE 2ND BOTTLE OF THAT WINE
AT 8:00 DESSERT OF CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE AND ANOTHER CUP OF THAT DUTCH COFFEE(IMPORTED FROM HOLLAND)
AT 9:00: SOPRANOS
AT 10:00 THE LOCK...I WILL NOT BE JERKING OFF WATCHING GAME OF THE WEEK..IF YOU ARE..... REPLACE CURRENT WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE YOU HAVE IT...HOPE YOU HAVE THE SAME LOCK...FOR THOSE THAT MUST BET EVEN TODAY...GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PLAYS


HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

SEE YA TOMORROW:lol: :toast: :drink::drink:
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:missingte

Aaawwwweee... you are so romantic ucking:

Where are the kids?

Puccini said:

Where are the kids?

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KID...ONE 19 YR OLD GIRL....JUST SEEMS LIKE 3 BOYS.

SHE HUNG THROUGH DINNER THEN WENT TO A FRIENDS..SHE GOT THE CLAMS


arty: WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LargeMouthBass said:

Aaawwwweee... you are so romantic ucking:

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I HEAR YOU............ BUT NOW IT'S
"HAVE A NICE TIME IN AC" THURSDAY INSTEAD OF "HOW COME I CAN'T GO?":thumbsup: