Inflatable Soccer Field for you Soccer Losers

Check this bitch out.
http://www.firebox.com/product/1409?src_t=sbk&src_id=inflatable&currency_conversion=1

We need this at the bash.


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Fancy a kickabout?
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You know those ads where the likes of Ronaldinho and Henry get to show off their fancy footwork whilst battling it out within the confines of a small playing area? Well now you can do the same thing with your mates via the brilliant Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch.

A distant relative of the bouncy castle in football pitch form, this ingenious blow-up enclosure is ideal for four-man kickabouts in the back garden. Simply plug in its über-powerful pump and the entire shebang - goalposts, pillars and all - inflates in about 30 seconds. Even Sir Alex on full hairdryer mode couldn't manage that! Indeed it's so simple to erect we can't understand why the slowcoaches at Wembley haven't gone down the inflatable route.



Once word gets out you've got a Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch everyone will want to pop round for a close quarters kickabout. Measuring 20ft x 12ft there's enough room inside this squishy enclosure for 4 adults (c'mon, you didn't think it was for kids, did you?). We suppose you could squeeze in a few extra friends, but seeing as you'll need a bit of space to pull off those fancy nutmegs we suggest you refrain from full-on pitch invasions.

With a Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch you can live out your footballing fantasies without suffering the intolerable stress brought about by a seven figure salary and the constant attention of Z-list starlets. You can even give yourself a suitably rubbery pseudonym: Vinyl Messi and Ruud Van Bouncytoy are currently practising penalties in the newly-christened Bernaboing we've inflated in the back garden here at Firebox FC!



Showing off your footballing prowess is easy with this attention grabbing arena; members of the opposite sex will flock to your mini tournaments in order to check out your ball control. And thanks to sturdy netting between all the pillars and posts they won't get a faceful of football every time you give it some welly.

With the beautiful game currently enjoying unparalleled levels of popularity we reckon this fantastic footballing accessory is going to move faster than a Steven Gerrard volley. So don't be indecisive like Ron "either side could win it or it could be a draw" Atkinson. Order your Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch now. Back of the net! </td></tr></tbody></table>

Awesome !

very cool.

Id be afraid of destroying the thing by falling on it...

It's 20 by 12 FEET, how could you fall on it? Are you the jolly green giant?

I could definitely see multiple body checks into the walls though, that's for sure.

This is awesome. I need one.

jgrif, I don't think there's a floor.

Ya I don't think the floor is a problem at all

This thing is cool but would be hard to market here in Costa Rica since most of the back yards are half as big as the inflatable....... But its bad ass!!!!

FI

One on one soccer, very cool.

We used to play Knee football in the living room when we were kids with a rolled up sock. Some of the best of times when I was young........Now I play with my kids.

FI

that would be cool one on one soccer .... no holds barred

We use to play one on one soccer with a semi deflated ball in a very small hallway using adjacent bedroom doorways as goals, somehow this was fun and very competetive.

the hallway was about 15 ft long and 5 feet wide lol ...I took many a soccer ball down in 'the kitchen' ..

you still have to go and get the ball when you score! that's not right!

how much does this thing go for?

It’s available now for £294.95 ($584.50)

that aint cheap.

Follow some of these cappers in baseball and you'll make that money in a week.

juice said:

Follow some of these cappers in baseball and you'll make that money in a week.

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a week? I lost 4 times that much in the past two days :nopityA:

juice said:

Follow some of these cappers in baseball and you'll make that money in a week.

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I can pimp my wife and make that in 10 minutes it's still not worth it.

We use to play our version of indoor soccer on the basketball courts , and used the basketball support polls as the goals, it made for a nice game...the balls would get scuffed up badly on the asphault but the game played out pretty nicely....the court was fenced in.