Hello boys and girls. How can you tell when a person's, say a MLB 'hitter' (we will use that term loosely") for this demonstration, brain goes NUMB.
A very good point of reference is when said HITTER (we'll call him Blake) has runners on second AND tird base, notice I said TURD base, you know, THIRD. One out or less. Said batter only has to hit the ball any fucking place = into the bleachers, into his neighbor Sal's fucking pool, into the street (forgot that shit, his snakes are more like lizards), into the (god-forbid) FIELD OF PLAY.
NO. He can't do it. Instead, he gets hitters block. Can't move runners up to save his pending divorce. Instead, he strikes out, or grounds into a pitcher-to-first base (wow, what a stud!) or, he just fucking stands there and waits for Joey (on deck) to decide what to do. By then, tho, he has fucked Joey's options, because now Joey can't hit it deep to score a run, because there are two outs, none to spare.
A MUCH needed run by someone, say LIKE ME, who needs this losing fucking team to lose by only one run because I KNEW they would probably lose and took them +1.5 runs (handicapped MF"S!) Shit, I'm already covering for your asses, the least you could do is try and keep it close. Shit. but no, you blow the chance at runners at 2nd AND 3rd with NO ONE OUT and you bag it up your chute. Then go to the clubhouse and wonder what in the FUCK are we doing to score runs, especially DUCKS ON with NO OUTS?
LITTLE FUCKING LEAGUE teaches that. HOLY SHIT, can someone just hit the fucking ball DEEP to score a run? IT's an out, but for god's sake, it's and RBI! Ever heard of that? Baseball is taking a wild, dramatic turn in every area. It really is. No such thing as a closer, middle relief (middle relief is when the bettor goes to get another drink and takes a piss and hopes that guy with the right arm can find the fucking plate and not give up the lead that the STUD worked so hard to get). Know what I mean?
I've started taking F5 innings on good pitchers and it is paying off.
Cleveland Indians should be ashamed of the lack of effort they put into this game tonight. Sorry-ass effort. Just not good enough to be pro.
OK. I'm done. Enough. Good luck to you guys. Watch out for yourselves. Don't give up anything and take everything you can get. You'll need it.
US in Ozone Land
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A very good point of reference is when said HITTER (we'll call him Blake) has runners on second AND tird base, notice I said TURD base, you know, THIRD. One out or less. Said batter only has to hit the ball any fucking place = into the bleachers, into his neighbor Sal's fucking pool, into the street (forgot that shit, his snakes are more like lizards), into the (god-forbid) FIELD OF PLAY.
NO. He can't do it. Instead, he gets hitters block. Can't move runners up to save his pending divorce. Instead, he strikes out, or grounds into a pitcher-to-first base (wow, what a stud!) or, he just fucking stands there and waits for Joey (on deck) to decide what to do. By then, tho, he has fucked Joey's options, because now Joey can't hit it deep to score a run, because there are two outs, none to spare.
A MUCH needed run by someone, say LIKE ME, who needs this losing fucking team to lose by only one run because I KNEW they would probably lose and took them +1.5 runs (handicapped MF"S!) Shit, I'm already covering for your asses, the least you could do is try and keep it close. Shit. but no, you blow the chance at runners at 2nd AND 3rd with NO ONE OUT and you bag it up your chute. Then go to the clubhouse and wonder what in the FUCK are we doing to score runs, especially DUCKS ON with NO OUTS?
LITTLE FUCKING LEAGUE teaches that. HOLY SHIT, can someone just hit the fucking ball DEEP to score a run? IT's an out, but for god's sake, it's and RBI! Ever heard of that? Baseball is taking a wild, dramatic turn in every area. It really is. No such thing as a closer, middle relief (middle relief is when the bettor goes to get another drink and takes a piss and hopes that guy with the right arm can find the fucking plate and not give up the lead that the STUD worked so hard to get). Know what I mean?
I've started taking F5 innings on good pitchers and it is paying off.
Cleveland Indians should be ashamed of the lack of effort they put into this game tonight. Sorry-ass effort. Just not good enough to be pro.
OK. I'm done. Enough. Good luck to you guys. Watch out for yourselves. Don't give up anything and take everything you can get. You'll need it.
US in Ozone Land
:toast:
