anyone here ever have a vasectomy?

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I am considering it. I am skerred. Please tell me it will be ok and will not be painful and I will still shoot mass volumes.

Seriously. When they snip that tube, what are they stopping the flow of?
 

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had it done in 1993 no problem ice for a day most painful part
 

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as far as shooting loads i can knock a beer can off of the toilet seat
 

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Not a problem what so ever. Had one many years ago and they have come a long way in technology.Had it done at lunch and back working in one hour and played Golf that evening.
 

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what do they snip and where does the stuff go that used to use that tube?
 

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just a little snip all done nuthin different as to exactly what it is look it up on inet we are giving you first hand accounts here
 

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had one last month....

from the moment i went in the office...i knew there was gonna be a problem...

laid down and the shaved me...ugly fat wilma shaved me i should say...she cut my nutsack twice and we all know how bad it hurts to have your nutsack cut....i heard them giggling out in the hall after she was done

had a local and i heard everything....even the SNIP when they cut the tube...

i vomited...i couldnt hardly walk after they were finished... someone stole my wallet while i was in there....they gave me pain pills that dont even work...i hurt terribly the first 3 nights and couldnt even roll over in the bed...i peed blood for 2 weeks...due to infection

still hurts when i pee....cant sit down without being uncomfortable...and now i am starting to think i want another child....f me
 

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I had one a few years ago, no big deal. Took a half day from work on a Friday, went to the Dr and he was done in about 30 minutes. Went home, laid on the couch the rest of the day and took it easy for a few days, no heavy lifting. After a day or 2 I was fine. Takes about 3 months before you are totally clean, I think like 20 ejacs or something like that. But I had sex about a week after the procedure and its the same, no different than before
 

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"When the vasectomy is complete, sperm can no longer exit the body through the penis. They are broken down and absorbed by the body"


So your own sperm just sits around inside you until it is absorbed by the body. Ewww. I would rather my nut leave my body

Yeah basically they cut the tubes that take the sperm to your dick.Your body still produces sperm and you still cum but there is no sperm in it. it gets absorbed in the body
 

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Lost three out of five games of cribbage with the X. Guess
who got snipped. No problem I was playing horses at the
track four hours after. Still shooting only blanks.
 

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had one last month....

from the moment i went in the office...i knew there was gonna be a problem...

laid down and the shaved me...ugly fat wilma shaved me i should say...she cut my nutsack twice and we all know how bad it hurts to have your nutsack cut....i heard them giggling out in the hall after she was done

had a local and i heard everything....even the SNIP when they cut the tube...

i vomited...i couldnt hardly walk after they were finished... someone stole my wallet while i was in there....they gave me pain pills that dont even work...i hurt terribly the first 3 nights and couldnt even roll over in the bed...i peed blood for 2 weeks...due to infection

still hurts when i pee....cant sit down without being uncomfortable...and now i am starting to think i want another child....f me

Sometimes you just got to know when to quit...this was an epic post, unfortunately your next two are demerits...

Still a solid 8 out of 10
 

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make the wife have her tubes tied while the caveman is in there doing his busniess. Why should man suffer at all. If that slut-whore Eve never took the apple we wouldnt be in this living Hell.
 

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Takes about 3 months before you are totally clean, I think like 20 ejacs or something like that.

Only if you don't self-love and are in a dry patch :S

ad one last month....

from the moment i went in the office...i knew there was gonna be a problem...

laid down and the shaved me...ugly fat wilma shaved me i should say...she cut my nutsack twice and we all know how bad it hurts to have your nutsack cut....i heard them giggling out in the hall after she was done

had a local and i heard everything....even the SNIP when they cut the tube...

i vomited...i couldnt hardly walk after they were finished... someone stole my wallet while i was in there....they gave me pain pills that dont even work...i hurt terribly the first 3 nights and couldnt even roll over in the bed...i peed blood for 2 weeks...due to infection[b/]

still hurts when i pee....cant sit down without being uncomfortable...and now i am starting to think i want another child....f me


This is the most brutal post I've ever read :/
 

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